Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.
Haiku # 5882, February 5, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by mellie
Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?
Haiku # 5881, February 5, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me
Haiku # 5880, February 5, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by tim of largo
a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella
Haiku # 5879, February 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Stu of California
My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?
Haiku # 5878, February 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Stu of California
`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me
Haiku # 5877, February 3, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."
Haiku # 5876, February 3, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option
Haiku # 5875, February 3, 2001 4:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead
Haiku # 5874, February 3, 2001 3:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo
Haiku # 5873, February 2, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Rascal
Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space
Haiku # 5872, February 2, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Disco Daddy
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5871, February 2, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
more correct above, still mistakes below
Haiku # 5870, February 2, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?
Haiku # 5869, February 2, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
correct above, mistake below
Haiku # 5868, February 2, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5867, February 2, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!
Haiku # 5866, February 2, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by FRANKENSTEIN of Uphers
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
Haiku # 5865, February 2, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
Haiku # 5864, February 2, 2001 7:58 am ET
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
Haiku # 5863, February 2, 2001 7:51 am ET
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.


Haiku # 5862, February 2, 2001 6:38 am ET
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL
added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch
Haiku # 5861, February 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one
Haiku # 5860, February 1, 2001 9:30 am ET
by josh
anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life
Haiku # 5859, February 1, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Josh
Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy
Haiku # 5858, February 1, 2001 9:23 am ET
by Paver
Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

Haiku # 5857, February 1, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Mouser, not mikey
poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.
Haiku # 5856, February 1, 2001 8:31 am ET
by mellie
reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to
Haiku # 5855, February 1, 2001 8:27 am ET
by mellie
I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer
Haiku # 5854, February 1, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Janis
I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have
Haiku # 5853, February 1, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Janis
So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction
Haiku # 5852, February 1, 2001 12:09 am ET
by Janis
Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart
Haiku # 5851, February 1, 2001 12:08 am ET
by Janis
Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks
Haiku # 5850, February 1, 2001 12:01 am ET
by Janis
Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 5849, January 31, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by mellie
bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos
Haiku # 5848, January 31, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by mellie
though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era
Haiku # 5847, January 31, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung
Haiku # 5846, January 31, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Rascal
Long live BUNG! Janis
the best haiku has poo
belching earth? puh*lease
Haiku # 5845, January 31, 2001 8:29 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
If then bung ain't Bad
Haiku, trash-skill, what's it got
business doing here?
Haiku # 5844, January 31, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Miss Everything
sorry to hear that
janis, bad haiku when pooless
is such a good site

thank-you for your work!
and woof!-woof!
Haiku # 5843, January 31, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by pigdog
Bung daddy: you gross
no interest in your bung
way too damn hairy
Haiku # 5842, January 31, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by Paver
Bung essence? smells bad
keep you fingers to yourself
and not in my bung
Haiku # 5841, January 31, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
The essence of bung
bad haiku? nonsense--fucking
snobs. Go sniff a butt
Haiku # 5840, January 31, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by Rascal
Black quenching beauty
Head - tantalizing cream taste
My love for Guinness
Haiku # 5839, January 31, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Mikey to Paver and Mouse - Poo Haiku
Janis got fired
Bad Haiku may be dormant
New host must be found
Haiku # 5838, January 31, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Janis
Praise to bung haiku
Contented is man who poos
in quick four-four time
Haiku # 5837, January 31, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Paverotti
i need to sleep now
not even sure what i meant
by last piece of poo

Haiku # 5836, January 31, 2001 11:13 am ET
by the poople's choice
lead dog's view changes
what motivates the others?
pure pursuit of bung
Haiku # 5835, January 31, 2001 11:06 am ET
by lead dog
I need to sleep now
not even sure what I meant
by that last haiku
Haiku # 5834, January 31, 2001 9:34 am ET
by mellie
in sweet silent thoughts
I sum up things of long passed
remembrances, ahhhh. (A la recherche du temps perdu: I just can't find it )
Haiku # 5833, January 31, 2001 9:30 am ET
by mellie: from Bill's sonnet 30
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