cum in my dungeon?
(anonymously, of course)
did you say fanny?

hey humid here too,
may I jump in your shower?
already lathered.

hmmm...

suppose it should be
one prejudice fanned by
yet another one

always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one

curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!

high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm

the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?

has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?

What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit

XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL

Interest rates are down
wall street is weak at the knees
Chaos is looming

Perhaps she was Tim
lying with a cheat like you
who counts the condoms

Suffered for some days
sadness emptiness mourning:
so much better now

The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.

Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?

linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me

a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella

My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?

`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me

My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."

Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option

Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead

You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo

Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?

more correct above, still mistakes below

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?

correct above, mistake below

pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?

Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!

You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise

Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!

Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.

I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.

added log to fire
not as easy as I thought
singed my butt hairs, ouch

havn't been here long
i like the way janis thinks
...bad luck on that one

anarchy lives now
huff a pint of raw ether
...get on with your life

Janis has bad news
Job trouble yuck. But I hope
Bung is still happy

Poo poets suffer
regardless of the forum
We get no respect

poetic justice
what goes around comes around.
Quid pro quo, Janis.

reallity is
truely astonishingly
hard to face up to

I'm moving the site
To my computer at home
No one should suffer

I'm really surprised
That bad haiku is still up
A heart they might have

So in they came and
Asked for the root password
No Introduction

Saying the goodbyes
Was the hardest thing really
Co-workers are smart

Really it is true
I must leave the USA
In a few short weeks

Holy ghost Janis
what will we all do without
fix of Bad Haiku?

bog poop shit squitters
give birth to a jackeroo
all different poo-poos

though oft full of shit
it would be so sad to see
end of an era

Good point MissEverything
poo is bad haiku, it stinks
River Haiku *** Bung