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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5911 March 6, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5910 March 6, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits
Haiku # 5909 March 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Vert
behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer
Haiku # 5908 March 6, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
and yet i recall
databases corrupted
but then, aren't we all
Haiku # 5907 March 6, 2001 6:02 am ET
by ash
Bad Haiku! So fine...
Grateful to have the site back
Don't tell Bung Daddy!
Haiku # 5906 March 6, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Paver
Don't sweat it, Janis
Lost haiku? Oh what the fuck!
We'll just write some more
Haiku # 5905 March 6, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Paver
I'm glad you're back now
Still beyond the monitor
Typing your haiku
Haiku # 5904 March 6, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Janis
cedar waxwings, spring
drunk, on winter berries, fly
up!!!!!!!!!chasing the hawks...
Haiku # 5903 March 6, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Whiterock bohemian
from February fifth
to March sixth - missing! haiku
battle unconceding-

something discovered,
uncovered: that you aren't to
see or know - WHAT HO!!
Haiku # 5902 March 5, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by unconceding
study on the brain
filling in the gain of pain
hear it takes a train
Haiku # 5901 March 5, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by matusek/squared
turning corners still,
from where was to where she will,
till that proves to nil
Haiku # 5900 March 5, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by matusek/squared
everyone is not,
every thot only thot,
not a sound from her.
Haiku # 5899 March 5, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by matusek/squared
when you live in rain,
washing thru you...finally,
sometimes, made to cry.
Haiku # 5898 March 5, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by boo-bashoo
man stands alone, in
forest without woman; is
he still always wrong????
Haiku # 5897 March 5, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by found haiku
tongue lashing given
howls,whining,moaning just spur
me on.Keep it up!
Haiku # 5896 March 5, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
cum in my dungeon?
(anonymously, of course)
did you say fanny?
Haiku # 5895 March 5, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by mellie
hey humid here too,
may I jump in your shower?
already lathered.
Haiku # 5894 March 5, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by mellie
hmmm...

suppose it should be
one prejudice fanned by
yet another one
Haiku # 5893 March 5, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one

curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!
Haiku # 5892 March 5, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm
Haiku # 5891 March 5, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ash
the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?
Haiku # 5890 March 5, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ash
has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?

Haiku # 5889 March 5, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 5888 February 6, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit
Haiku # 5887 February 5, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL
Haiku # 5886 February 5, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Interest rates are down
wall street is weak at the knees
Chaos is looming
Haiku # 5885 February 5, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
Perhaps she was Tim
lying with a cheat like you
who counts the condoms
Haiku # 5884 February 5, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by mellie
Suffered for some days
sadness emptiness mourning:
so much better now
Haiku # 5883 February 5, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by mellie : AGAIN!
The peculiar
interregnum is past now.
Welcome back Janis.
Haiku # 5882 February 5, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by mellie
Is it really true
or is it my imagination
Janis, are you back?
Haiku # 5881 February 5, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by mellie
linda lying cheat
condoms missing from the box
it wasn't with me
Haiku # 5880 February 5, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by tim of largo
a very huge man
flying through the air, puking
bring your umbrella
Haiku # 5879 February 5, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by Stu of California
My liver won't quit
but my pancreas hates me
transplant, anyone?
Haiku # 5878 February 5, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Stu of California
`hai` means 'crippled' or
'funny' or 'irregular'.
Japanese bug me
Haiku # 5877 February 3, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
My cat can talk now
"Everything here is mine.
Give me that remote."
Haiku # 5876 February 3, 2001 4:07 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mean girl wants to breed,
parthenogenesis,
her only option
Haiku # 5875 February 3, 2001 4:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Cryogenic Sleep
wake me when this fucking swing
fad is really dead
Haiku # 5874 February 3, 2001 3:59 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
You have a fat face?
May many big bung find that place
Not going there *** Poo
Haiku # 5873 February 2, 2001 3:08 pm ET
by Rascal
Hey, sit on my face
What a comfortable place
and plenty of space
Haiku # 5872 February 2, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Disco Daddy
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she said. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5871 February 2, 2001 1:50 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
more correct above, still mistakes below
Haiku # 5870 February 2, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!"'
she said. O? O,well?
Haiku # 5869 February 2, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
correct above, mistake below
Haiku # 5868 February 2, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by JL'sdreamcumtrue
pancake like Lopez
flipped and fell, "Cyber's silly!",
she asid. O? O, well?
Haiku # 5867 February 2, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by buffoon4all of N'all4fun
Britney "G" loved me;
but not with desire had:
love good - fire bad!
Haiku # 5866 February 2, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by FRANKENSTEIN of Uphers
You guys outdid me
Now I'm gonna have to hand
out Oscars and praise
Haiku # 5865 February 2, 2001 9:13 am ET
by Moxie of good stuff
Science is Thick of It

Poincare's / zero* -
Celsius or Farenheidt?
insulation, skin?

thirty-two degrees
farenheidt is equal to
minus sixteen C!!
Haiku # 5864 February 2, 2001 7:58 am ET
by vanishingpoint of circle it
Sweet Arizona
The MAN with the sunglasses
Bad cop, good doughnut.
Haiku # 5863 February 2, 2001 7:51 am ET
by Nikunj Bhatt of Ohio State University
I love oysters sometimes.
Sometimes they make me sick.
Sometimes I make them sick.


Haiku # 5862 February 2, 2001 6:38 am ET
by th_colonel of Huntsville, AL