Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.
Haiku # 5935, March 6, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Hike U
Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?
Haiku # 5934, March 6, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent
Haiku # 5933, March 6, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by soma of gettinexistential
sitting on a tree
s-o-d-o-m-i-e
leave some there for me
Haiku # 5932, March 6, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by unconceding
Kilimanjaro
snows nearly gone, take it all
off, mount madonna!
Haiku # 5931, March 6, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by boo
And don't worry Ash
I hired myself last week
I'm doing just fine
Haiku # 5930, March 6, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
I drank too much beer.
Oh yeah, thats what lunch looked like.
Back to drinkin beer
Haiku # 5929, March 6, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Vert
Two years in L.A.
This city has a bad rap
It's really quite nice

The weather the beach
The sand, the fun, the stars
The mountains: all good
Haiku # 5928, March 6, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Janis
I have 10 more days
In fair Santa Monica
I'm Toronto bound.
Haiku # 5927, March 6, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
Spanking the monkey,
cyber slacking on the clock
A happy worker
Haiku # 5926, March 6, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Toots
freed by tired theme
of the fecally ensnared
wash my boots and split
Haiku # 5925, March 6, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
help me I am trapped
out on the african plains
zebras are coming
Haiku # 5924, March 6, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Paver, the corn King
eating corn from bottom up
He just love that Poo.
Haiku # 5923, March 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bright patterns all laid
out on the african plains
provide fine contrast
Haiku # 5922, March 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
crude canoes hollowed
out on the african planes
need some finish work
Haiku # 5921, March 6, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
astral projection
out on the african planes
strange geometry
Haiku # 5920, March 6, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
expatriots fly
out on the african planes
now they're fucking gone
Haiku # 5919, March 6, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muffled shovel thunks
punctuate the falling snow
breath fogs a window
Haiku # 5918, March 6, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Stripes, hooves, and loud grunts
Out on the African plains.
Dirty zebra love.
Haiku # 5917, March 6, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Vert
exposed to the light
underbelly of found stone
dries in pale sunlight
Haiku # 5916, March 6, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
carved cruelly
your initials in my skin
you think you own me
Haiku # 5915, March 6, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
If I had done fewer drugs
this Haiku would be better
but would I write it? raindrops
Haiku # 5914, March 6, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Satellite in orbit
casts views of Earth from NASA
sofa spacemen gaze
Haiku # 5913, March 6, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Danny Kissane
The statue created
anatomically real
makes me gawk
Haiku # 5912, March 6, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5911, March 6, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5910, March 6, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits
Haiku # 5909, March 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Vert
behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer
Haiku # 5908, March 6, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
and yet i recall
databases corrupted
but then, aren't we all
Haiku # 5907, March 6, 2001 6:02 am ET
by ash
Bad Haiku! So fine...
Grateful to have the site back
Don't tell Bung Daddy!
Haiku # 5906, March 6, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Paver
Don't sweat it, Janis
Lost haiku? Oh what the fuck!
We'll just write some more
Haiku # 5905, March 6, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Paver
I'm glad you're back now
Still beyond the monitor
Typing your haiku
Haiku # 5904, March 6, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Janis
cedar waxwings, spring
drunk, on winter berries, fly
up!!!!!!!!!chasing the hawks...
Haiku # 5903, March 6, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Whiterock bohemian
from February fifth
to March sixth - missing! haiku
battle unconceding-

something discovered,
uncovered: that you aren't to
see or know - WHAT HO!!
Haiku # 5902, March 5, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by unconceding
study on the brain
filling in the gain of pain
hear it takes a train
Haiku # 5901, March 5, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by matusek/squared
turning corners still,
from where was to where she will,
till that proves to nil
Haiku # 5900, March 5, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by matusek/squared
everyone is not,
every thot only thot,
not a sound from her.
Haiku # 5899, March 5, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by matusek/squared
when you live in rain,
washing thru you...finally,
sometimes, made to cry.
Haiku # 5898, March 5, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by boo-bashoo
man stands alone, in
forest without woman; is
he still always wrong????
Haiku # 5897, March 5, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by found haiku
tongue lashing given
howls,whining,moaning just spur
me on.Keep it up!
Haiku # 5896, March 5, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by mellie
cum in my dungeon?
(anonymously, of course)
did you say fanny?
Haiku # 5895, March 5, 2001 8:26 pm ET
by mellie
hey humid here too,
may I jump in your shower?
already lathered.
Haiku # 5894, March 5, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by mellie
hmmm...

suppose it should be
one prejudice fanned by
yet another one
Haiku # 5893, March 5, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one

curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!
Haiku # 5892, March 5, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm
Haiku # 5891, March 5, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by ash
the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?
Haiku # 5890, March 5, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ash
has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?

Haiku # 5889, March 5, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 5888, February 6, 2001 12:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit
Haiku # 5887, February 5, 2001 9:24 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL
Haiku # 5886, February 5, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by KnigtswhosayNEEEE of Camelot
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