Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.

Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?

within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent

sitting on a tree
s-o-d-o-m-i-e
leave some there for me

Kilimanjaro
snows nearly gone, take it all
off, mount madonna!

And don't worry Ash
I hired myself last week
I'm doing just fine

I drank too much beer.
Oh yeah, thats what lunch looked like.
Back to drinkin beer

Two years in L.A.
This city has a bad rap
It's really quite nice

The weather the beach
The sand, the fun, the stars
The mountains: all good

I have 10 more days
In fair Santa Monica
I'm Toronto bound.

Spanking the monkey,
cyber slacking on the clock
A happy worker

freed by tired theme
of the fecally ensnared
wash my boots and split

help me I am trapped
out on the african plains
zebras are coming

Paver, the corn King
eating corn from bottom up
He just love that Poo.

bright patterns all laid
out on the african plains
provide fine contrast

crude canoes hollowed
out on the african planes
need some finish work

astral projection
out on the african planes
strange geometry

expatriots fly
out on the african planes
now they're fucking gone

muffled shovel thunks
punctuate the falling snow
breath fogs a window

Stripes, hooves, and loud grunts
Out on the African plains.
Dirty zebra love.

exposed to the light
underbelly of found stone
dries in pale sunlight

carved cruelly
your initials in my skin
you think you own me

If I had done fewer drugs
this Haiku would be better
but would I write it? raindrops

Satellite in orbit
casts views of Earth from NASA
sofa spacemen gaze

The statue created
anatomically real
makes me gawk

i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch

i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch

Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits

behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer

and yet i recall
databases corrupted
but then, aren't we all

Bad Haiku! So fine...
Grateful to have the site back
Don't tell Bung Daddy!

Don't sweat it, Janis
Lost haiku? Oh what the fuck!
We'll just write some more

I'm glad you're back now
Still beyond the monitor
Typing your haiku

cedar waxwings, spring
drunk, on winter berries, fly
up!!!!!!!!!chasing the hawks...

from February fifth
to March sixth - missing! haiku
battle unconceding-

something discovered,
uncovered: that you aren't to
see or know - WHAT HO!!

study on the brain
filling in the gain of pain
hear it takes a train

turning corners still,
from where was to where she will,
till that proves to nil

everyone is not,
every thot only thot,
not a sound from her.

when you live in rain,
washing thru you...finally,
sometimes, made to cry.

man stands alone, in
forest without woman; is
he still always wrong????

tongue lashing given
howls,whining,moaning just spur
me on.Keep it up!

cum in my dungeon?
(anonymously, of course)
did you say fanny?

hey humid here too,
may I jump in your shower?
already lathered.

hmmm...

suppose it should be
one prejudice fanned by
yet another one

always heartwarming
one prejudice quashed by
yet another one

curmudgeon mellie
throwing fuel on linda and
tims fire, toasty!

high humidity
armpits drip like a shower
local understorm

the site is working
but not it would seem, janis
need the voucher back?

has time marched on ?
no longer february
orientation ?

What's wrong with our world?
Stupid folks don't use condoms
Stupids Inherit

XFL season
Not quite the USFL
come back NFL