Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 69 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?
Haiku # 5952, March 7, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students
Haiku # 5951, March 7, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by ears.unbc.ca of Prince George, BC, Canada
Britany's nipples
reverse liposuction valves
my lips clamp down tight
Haiku # 5950, March 7, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by mondongo of Corozal
My dick in her cunt
Then my dick in your asshole
I have syphilis
Haiku # 5949, March 7, 2001 11:48 am ET
by Vert
Peaceful easy night
coffee at dawn, paper read
jack off, take a poo.
Haiku # 5948, March 7, 2001 9:55 am ET
by Bung Daddy
After a pleasant dump
It's good to sit down and write
Morning poo haiku
Haiku # 5947, March 7, 2001 9:48 am ET
by Bung Daddy
sorry Lu darling
I can count you know that Aunt
"the" just got in there
Haiku # 5946, March 7, 2001 7:11 am ET
by for Lucy
plovers on the edge.
jet screams up the runway,look
is that some mir up there?

Aunt Lucy's flying
till smallest speck in the clouds; bye.
Aunt Lucy was high.
Haiku # 5945, March 7, 2001 6:48 am ET
by mellie ,for my dear Lucy
Master mesmerized?
Others in the palm of his hand
Held off "the coming"

Sweet Jesus,My God!
Member in his own circle
Not just a one off?
Haiku # 5944, March 7, 2001 6:36 am ET
by mellie
embarrassingly
it should have been my handheld
as the opener
Haiku # 5943, March 7, 2001 6:32 am ET
by ash
O masterful Ash
Left to his own devices.
Really want to know?
Haiku # 5942, March 7, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
handheld device
amaze me with your power
i am the master
Haiku # 5941, March 7, 2001 5:29 am ET
by ash
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
Haiku # 5940, March 7, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
LA to TO
'big city' woman? janis
come to 'la la' land
Haiku # 5939, March 7, 2001 12:21 am ET
by british columbia
the dirty zebra
chases mount madonna girl
his hoofs are horney....
Haiku # 5938, March 7, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Life's a waiting room
I hope they don't call me soon"
My bills are caught up
Haiku # 5937, March 6, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by Hike U
Beautiful Asses
Though their duty is simple
Can get me right off!
Haiku # 5936, March 6, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Hike U
Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.
Haiku # 5935, March 6, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Hike U
Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?
Haiku # 5934, March 6, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent
Haiku # 5933, March 6, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by soma of gettinexistential
sitting on a tree
s-o-d-o-m-i-e
leave some there for me
Haiku # 5932, March 6, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by unconceding
Kilimanjaro
snows nearly gone, take it all
off, mount madonna!
Haiku # 5931, March 6, 2001 5:34 pm ET
by boo
And don't worry Ash
I hired myself last week
I'm doing just fine
Haiku # 5930, March 6, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Janis
I drank too much beer.
Oh yeah, thats what lunch looked like.
Back to drinkin beer
Haiku # 5929, March 6, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by Vert
Two years in L.A.
This city has a bad rap
It's really quite nice

The weather the beach
The sand, the fun, the stars
The mountains: all good
Haiku # 5928, March 6, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by Janis
I have 10 more days
In fair Santa Monica
I'm Toronto bound.
Haiku # 5927, March 6, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
Spanking the monkey,
cyber slacking on the clock
A happy worker
Haiku # 5926, March 6, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by Toots
freed by tired theme
of the fecally ensnared
wash my boots and split
Haiku # 5925, March 6, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
help me I am trapped
out on the african plains
zebras are coming
Haiku # 5924, March 6, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Paver, the corn King
eating corn from bottom up
He just love that Poo.
Haiku # 5923, March 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
bright patterns all laid
out on the african plains
provide fine contrast
Haiku # 5922, March 6, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
crude canoes hollowed
out on the african planes
need some finish work
Haiku # 5921, March 6, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
astral projection
out on the african planes
strange geometry
Haiku # 5920, March 6, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
expatriots fly
out on the african planes
now they're fucking gone
Haiku # 5919, March 6, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
muffled shovel thunks
punctuate the falling snow
breath fogs a window
Haiku # 5918, March 6, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Stripes, hooves, and loud grunts
Out on the African plains.
Dirty zebra love.
Haiku # 5917, March 6, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Vert
exposed to the light
underbelly of found stone
dries in pale sunlight
Haiku # 5916, March 6, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
carved cruelly
your initials in my skin
you think you own me
Haiku # 5915, March 6, 2001 2:36 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
If I had done fewer drugs
this Haiku would be better
but would I write it? raindrops
Haiku # 5914, March 6, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Satellite in orbit
casts views of Earth from NASA
sofa spacemen gaze
Haiku # 5913, March 6, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by Danny Kissane
The statue created
anatomically real
makes me gawk
Haiku # 5912, March 6, 2001 2:28 pm ET
by Danny Kissane of Oneonta, NY
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5911, March 6, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
i hate to wear jeans
that are wet from a rain storm
it will chafe my crotch
Haiku # 5910, March 6, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by matt lundin of miami, florida
Retierment home
Her old dry box makes friction
Jizz on wrinkled tits
Haiku # 5909, March 6, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Vert
behind this image
screams "one of us, one of us"
and we must answer
Haiku # 5908, March 6, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
and yet i recall
databases corrupted
but then, aren't we all
Haiku # 5907, March 6, 2001 6:02 am ET
by ash
Bad Haiku! So fine...
Grateful to have the site back
Don't tell Bung Daddy!
Haiku # 5906, March 6, 2001 1:41 am ET
by Paver
Don't sweat it, Janis
Lost haiku? Oh what the fuck!
We'll just write some more
Haiku # 5905, March 6, 2001 1:35 am ET
by Paver
I'm glad you're back now
Still beyond the monitor
Typing your haiku
Haiku # 5904, March 6, 2001 1:20 am ET
by Janis
cedar waxwings, spring
drunk, on winter berries, fly
up!!!!!!!!!chasing the hawks...
Haiku # 5903, March 6, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Whiterock bohemian
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