what's the use of bung
when boat is near the bottom?
a sinking feeling.

the times are they correct?
it is 12:35 now on west coast

undemonstrative
as a rule, she wondered as
he fell towards her

i dont know what i would do without you

i love you

Hello Melissa
How's it going

kathy sometimes I
will type in anything to
flush the site out

I will attribute in the future though :) sorry!

kathy the tight ass
you plus the poo haiku bunch;
go teach each other!!!!

idle pervs are the
drivel's keyboard. Potatoes
pay couches per view.

come to overboard
shave the shit off your faces!
trim nose turds daily?

dare you to stink, pig -
You Do - still flowers blooming
beyond description

Covered in your blood
Standing here naked, dripping.
The chainsaw idles.

I long for your touch
Your voice stirs longings in me
Time moves so slowly

Not original
The Bulwer Lynton Contest
Lifted for Haiku

Men Di Go S Stress
Que las Pin Ches Canas Me Salen
Me Siento Como Un Perro.

nice new badhaiku
so so beautiful, ah yes
dreaming about it

With a curvaceous
figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,

unblemished oval
face framed with lustrous thick brown
hair, deep azure-blue

eyes fringed with long black
lashes, perfect teeth that vied
for competition,

and a small straight nose,
Marilee had a beauty
that defied description.

the gods have refused
your pardon, where did you want
to go anyway?

Poo Haiku was mild
Now, it's twisted and kinky
Welcome aboard, Vert.

ah! enlightenment!
just beyond the narrows,
the river widens

terrified of mice,
she still eeked out a living,
at the town pet shop

Stanley looked quite bored
and somewhat detached, but then
penguins often do.

The pig or the shit?
What kind of diet is this?
Try Weight Watchers, fool!

(Pig)
Basking in my filth
I just took a massive shit
I will eat it now

fist up your asshole
squirting jizz all over his face
squealing with delight

Tasting tiny toes.
The endless crying ceases.
I eat baby legs.

corrupted files byte
where do them naughty bits go
leaves crunch underfoot

does yo truck got balls?
only in america
the land of plenty

http://www.buggyballs.com/order.html

too old for porn films?
get a trade honey, become
a house painter

http://www.intimatedetails.com/housepainting_by_nicolemoore.htm

hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?

campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students

Britany's nipples
reverse liposuction valves
my lips clamp down tight

My dick in her cunt
Then my dick in your asshole
I have syphilis

Peaceful easy night
coffee at dawn, paper read
jack off, take a poo.

After a pleasant dump
It's good to sit down and write
Morning poo haiku

sorry Lu darling
I can count you know that Aunt
"the" just got in there

plovers on the edge.
jet screams up the runway,look
is that some mir up there?

Aunt Lucy's flying
till smallest speck in the clouds; bye.
Aunt Lucy was high.

Master mesmerized?
Others in the palm of his hand
Held off "the coming"

Sweet Jesus,My God!
Member in his own circle
Not just a one off?

embarrassingly
it should have been my handheld
as the opener

O masterful Ash
Left to his own devices.
Really want to know?

handheld device
amaze me with your power
i am the master

always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?

LA to TO
'big city' woman? janis
come to 'la la' land

the dirty zebra
chases mount madonna girl
his hoofs are horney....

"Life's a waiting room
I hope they don't call me soon"
My bills are caught up

Beautiful Asses
Though their duty is simple
Can get me right off!

Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.

Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?

within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent