come to overboard
shave the shit off your faces!
trim nose turds daily?
by boo of 4buttflutterers
dare you to stink, pig -
You Do - still flowers blooming
beyond description
by boo
Covered in your blood
Standing here naked, dripping.
The chainsaw idles.
by Vert
I long for your touch
Your voice stirs longings in me
Time moves so slowly
by Liz B
Not original
The Bulwer Lynton Contest
Lifted for Haiku
by Kathy
Men Di Go S Stress
Que las Pin Ches Canas Me Salen
Me Siento Como Un Perro.
by Perro of Hell No
nice new badhaiku
so so beautiful, ah yes
dreaming about it
by mellie
With a curvaceous
figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,
unblemished oval
face framed with lustrous thick brown
hair, deep azure-blue
by Anonymous Poet
eyes fringed with long black
lashes, perfect teeth that vied
for competition,
and a small straight nose,
Marilee had a beauty
that defied description.
by Anonymous Poet
the gods have refused
your pardon, where did you want
to go anyway?
by Anonymous Poet
Poo Haiku was mild
Now, it's twisted and kinky
Welcome aboard, Vert.
by Bung Daddy
ah! enlightenment!
just beyond the narrows,
the river widens
by more monkey than monk
terrified of mice,
she still eeked out a living,
at the town pet shop
by found haiku
Stanley looked quite bored
and somewhat detached, but then
penguins often do.
by found haiku
The pig or the shit?
What kind of diet is this?
Try Weight Watchers, fool!
by Kathy
(Pig)
Basking in my filth
I just took a massive shit
I will eat it now
by He
fist up your asshole
squirting jizz all over his face
squealing with delight
by Anonymous Poet
Tasting tiny toes.
The endless crying ceases.
I eat baby legs.
by Vert
corrupted files byte
where do them naughty bits go
leaves crunch underfoot
by mondongo of Corozal
does yo truck got balls?
only in america
the land of plenty
http://www.buggyballs.com/order.html
by found haiku
too old for porn films?
get a trade honey, become
a house painter
http://www.intimatedetails.com/housepainting_by_nicolemoore.htm
by found haiku
hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students
by ears.unbc.ca of Prince George, BC, Canada
Britany's nipples
reverse liposuction valves
my lips clamp down tight
by mondongo of Corozal
My dick in her cunt
Then my dick in your asshole
I have syphilis
by Vert
Peaceful easy night
coffee at dawn, paper read
jack off, take a poo.
by Bung Daddy
After a pleasant dump
It's good to sit down and write
Morning poo haiku
by Bung Daddy
sorry Lu darling
I can count you know that Aunt
"the" just got in there
by for Lucy
plovers on the edge.
jet screams up the runway,look
is that some mir up there?
Aunt Lucy's flying
till smallest speck in the clouds; bye.
Aunt Lucy was high.
by mellie ,for my dear Lucy
Master mesmerized?
Others in the palm of his hand
Held off "the coming"
Sweet Jesus,My God!
Member in his own circle
Not just a one off?
by mellie
embarrassingly
it should have been my handheld
as the opener
by ash
O masterful Ash
Left to his own devices.
Really want to know?
by mellie
handheld device
amaze me with your power
i am the master
by ash
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
by ash
LA to TO
'big city' woman? janis
come to 'la la' land
by british columbia
the dirty zebra
chases mount madonna girl
his hoofs are horney....
by Anonymous Poet
"Life's a waiting room
I hope they don't call me soon"
My bills are caught up
by Hike U
Beautiful Asses
Though their duty is simple
Can get me right off!
by Hike U
Macy Gray can sing!
Yeah right, and Stevie Wonder
can also read lips.
by Hike U
Without Faith No More
I have no more faith at all
Or, did I ever?
by Anonymous Poet
within the mirror
shall the real world be defined
in the apparent
by soma of gettinexistential
sitting on a tree
s-o-d-o-m-i-e
leave some there for me
by unconceding
Kilimanjaro
snows nearly gone, take it all
off, mount madonna!
by boo
And don't worry Ash
I hired myself last week
I'm doing just fine
by Janis
I drank too much beer.
Oh yeah, thats what lunch looked like.
Back to drinkin beer
by Vert
Two years in L.A.
This city has a bad rap
It's really quite nice
The weather the beach
The sand, the fun, the stars
The mountains: all good
by Janis
I have 10 more days
In fair Santa Monica
I'm Toronto bound.
by Janis of Santa Monica
Spanking the monkey,
cyber slacking on the clock
A happy worker
by Toots
freed by tired theme
of the fecally ensnared
wash my boots and split
by mount madonna mama
help me I am trapped
out on the african plains
zebras are coming
by mount madonna mama
