Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
ash has no conscience
apolitical transients
don't preach, shut zen up.
Haiku # 6012 March 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by boo
Knowing Tesla more
than you, and Maxwell, too. So
Reich will over do!
Haiku # 6011 March 11, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Firebird of of Mars
Argue with a damn
Aries, white is black, or black
is white, you can't win
Haiku # 6010 March 11, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie of who's Shirley Booth?
another lost weekend
listening to Shirley Booth
nag nag nag nag nag
Haiku # 6009 March 11, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6008 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6007 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6006 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6005 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6004 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6003 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
avoid the forum
beware the idlers of march
transcend politics
Haiku # 6002 March 11, 2001 7:13 am ET
by ash
bronchitic rasping
the exploding of neurones
rasta mushroom cloud
Haiku # 6001 March 11, 2001 5:14 am ET
by ash
creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart
Haiku # 6000 March 11, 2001 5:09 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 5999 March 11, 2001 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born
Haiku # 5998 March 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining
Haiku # 5997 March 10, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie/Step of ego
critical thoughts or
comments, ideas, raptures, snow
banked on the road sides
Haiku # 5996 March 10, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Moxie/Steppenwolf of themadtaer@hotmail.com
it's a bit clean now
everything was lost but then
I don't miss it all
Haiku # 5995 March 10, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Steppenwolf of optional
http://www.thedeadletter.com/

Dead Letter Office
last thoughts, thoughts about last thoughts,
are they really dead??

-from mempool
Haiku # 5994 March 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by found haiku
Our Message To Earth

pi on my planet
is pi in the sky - til you
die you're asking, "Why?"
Haiku # 5993 March 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by martian
e over pi at
the apex ArcTan - wedge knob
(square root) three (slash) two

3-d, 6 point star
circumscribed sphere hints at the
source of the spirit
Haiku # 5992 March 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by martian
Cat scratches in pan
Johnny Cat dust settles down
Almond Rocca time
Haiku # 5991 March 10, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
poo-ets prove what's said
by reiteration - lick,
dog wipe carpet clean.
Haiku # 5990 March 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse rug
re-puke-lickins thank
violence in movies. it's
shit for pride and sex.
Haiku # 5989 March 10, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
the shrike in me, would
like to see, bung impaled
the flow curtailed

on a sharp fencepost too======>
Haiku # 5988 March 10, 2001 11:37 am ET
by woe
I'm relieved she said
not happy, only chidren
know how to be happy

M. Walters
Haiku # 5987 March 10, 2001 11:29 am ET
by found haiku
his ancestors too
round and aromatic goo
in a bad way, ewwwww!
Haiku # 5986 March 10, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
king bung, born shit
on the throne sits, giving birth
to brown progeny
Haiku # 5985 March 10, 2001 11:26 am ET
by woe
bung,s a hole, life's the
mole, that augered our woe
he has no control
Haiku # 5984 March 10, 2001 11:25 am ET
by woe
Itchy bung torment
Dog drags his ass over rug
spinning, licking nose
Haiku # 5983 March 10, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Bung Daddy
what's the use of bung
when boat is near the bottom?
a sinking feeling.
Haiku # 5982 March 10, 2001 7:42 am ET
by mellie
the times are they correct?
it is 12:35 now on west coast
Haiku # 5981 March 10, 2001 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
undemonstrative
as a rule, she wondered as
he fell towards her
Haiku # 5980 March 10, 2001 3:29 am ET
by another anonymous poet
i dont know what i would do without you
Haiku # 5979 March 10, 2001 2:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i love you
Haiku # 5978 March 10, 2001 2:27 am ET
by melissa
Hello Melissa
How's it going
Haiku # 5977 March 10, 2001 2:23 am ET
by Janis
kathy sometimes I
will type in anything to
flush the site out

I will attribute in the future though :) sorry!
Haiku # 5976 March 9, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kathy the tight ass
you plus the poo haiku bunch;
go teach each other!!!!
Haiku # 5975 March 9, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
idle pervs are the
drivel's keyboard. Potatoes
pay couches per view.
Haiku # 5974 March 9, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse
come to overboard
shave the shit off your faces!
trim nose turds daily?
Haiku # 5973 March 9, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by boo of 4buttflutterers
dare you to stink, pig -
You Do - still flowers blooming
beyond description
Haiku # 5972 March 9, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by boo
Covered in your blood
Standing here naked, dripping.
The chainsaw idles.
Haiku # 5971 March 9, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by Vert
I long for your touch
Your voice stirs longings in me
Time moves so slowly
Haiku # 5970 March 9, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Liz B
Not original
The Bulwer Lynton Contest
Lifted for Haiku
Haiku # 5969 March 9, 2001 11:28 am ET
by Kathy
Men Di Go S Stress
Que las Pin Ches Canas Me Salen
Me Siento Como Un Perro.
Haiku # 5968 March 9, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Perro of Hell No
nice new badhaiku
so so beautiful, ah yes
dreaming about it
Haiku # 5967 March 9, 2001 9:25 am ET
by mellie
With a curvaceous
figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,

unblemished oval
face framed with lustrous thick brown
hair, deep azure-blue
Haiku # 5966 March 9, 2001 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
eyes fringed with long black
lashes, perfect teeth that vied
for competition,

and a small straight nose,
Marilee had a beauty
that defied description.
Haiku # 5965 March 9, 2001 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the gods have refused
your pardon, where did you want
to go anyway?
Haiku # 5964 March 9, 2001 3:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poo Haiku was mild
Now, it's twisted and kinky
Welcome aboard, Vert.
Haiku # 5963 March 8, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by Bung Daddy