creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart

belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born

Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining

critical thoughts or
comments, ideas, raptures, snow
banked on the road sides

it's a bit clean now
everything was lost but then
I don't miss it all

http://www.thedeadletter.com/

Dead Letter Office
last thoughts, thoughts about last thoughts,
are they really dead??

-from mempool

Our Message To Earth

pi on my planet
is pi in the sky - til you
die you're asking, "Why?"

e over pi at
the apex ArcTan - wedge knob
(square root) three (slash) two

3-d, 6 point star
circumscribed sphere hints at the
source of the spirit

Cat scratches in pan
Johnny Cat dust settles down
Almond Rocca time

poo-ets prove what's said
by reiteration - lick,
dog wipe carpet clean.

re-puke-lickins thank
violence in movies. it's
shit for pride and sex.

the shrike in me, would
like to see, bung impaled
the flow curtailed

on a sharp fencepost too======>

I'm relieved she said
not happy, only chidren
know how to be happy

M. Walters

his ancestors too
round and aromatic goo
in a bad way, ewwwww!

king bung, born shit
on the throne sits, giving birth
to brown progeny

bung,s a hole, life's the
mole, that augered our woe
he has no control

Itchy bung torment
Dog drags his ass over rug
spinning, licking nose

what's the use of bung
when boat is near the bottom?
a sinking feeling.

the times are they correct?
it is 12:35 now on west coast

undemonstrative
as a rule, she wondered as
he fell towards her

i dont know what i would do without you

i love you

Hello Melissa
How's it going

kathy sometimes I
will type in anything to
flush the site out

I will attribute in the future though :) sorry!

kathy the tight ass
you plus the poo haiku bunch;
go teach each other!!!!

idle pervs are the
drivel's keyboard. Potatoes
pay couches per view.

come to overboard
shave the shit off your faces!
trim nose turds daily?

dare you to stink, pig -
You Do - still flowers blooming
beyond description

Covered in your blood
Standing here naked, dripping.
The chainsaw idles.

I long for your touch
Your voice stirs longings in me
Time moves so slowly

Not original
The Bulwer Lynton Contest
Lifted for Haiku

Men Di Go S Stress
Que las Pin Ches Canas Me Salen
Me Siento Como Un Perro.

nice new badhaiku
so so beautiful, ah yes
dreaming about it

With a curvaceous
figure that Venus would have
envied, a tanned,

unblemished oval
face framed with lustrous thick brown
hair, deep azure-blue

eyes fringed with long black
lashes, perfect teeth that vied
for competition,

and a small straight nose,
Marilee had a beauty
that defied description.

the gods have refused
your pardon, where did you want
to go anyway?

Poo Haiku was mild
Now, it's twisted and kinky
Welcome aboard, Vert.

ah! enlightenment!
just beyond the narrows,
the river widens

terrified of mice,
she still eeked out a living,
at the town pet shop

Stanley looked quite bored
and somewhat detached, but then
penguins often do.

The pig or the shit?
What kind of diet is this?
Try Weight Watchers, fool!

(Pig)
Basking in my filth
I just took a massive shit
I will eat it now

fist up your asshole
squirting jizz all over his face
squealing with delight

Tasting tiny toes.
The endless crying ceases.
I eat baby legs.

corrupted files byte
where do them naughty bits go
leaves crunch underfoot

does yo truck got balls?
only in america
the land of plenty

http://www.buggyballs.com/order.html

too old for porn films?
get a trade honey, become
a house painter

http://www.intimatedetails.com/housepainting_by_nicolemoore.htm

hooker photoshoot
photographer needs focus
oh, really?...bofus?

campus radio
difficult to keep running
tunes hit the students