Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies
Haiku # 6038 March 12, 2001 3:06 am ET
by peppy the jackass of essex
Haiku # 6037 March 12, 2001 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.
Haiku # 6036 March 12, 2001 2:57 am ET
by Mikael of Helsinki
how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench
Haiku # 6035 March 12, 2001 2:40 am ET
by e-dog
less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner
Haiku # 6034 March 12, 2001 2:08 am ET
by FOR HARK!!!
stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear
Haiku # 6033 March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Craig of Midwest
Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants
Haiku # 6032 March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by poopy potties and the runs
Ramply Tranflampkins'
craftily twittered rambles
resemble rumples
Haiku # 6031 March 12, 2001 2:01 am ET
by lazarus delfuego
all your base are be
long to us all your base are
belong to us all
Haiku # 6030 March 12, 2001 1:58 am ET
by kevomatic
my caramello
sits in the rain, soaking
I think I will cry
Haiku # 6029 March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Zooley Meatmeyer
who says i am dry ?
not too much inhibition
less prohibition
Haiku # 6028 March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by ash
put on a red hat
someone calls you communist
but the line is out
Haiku # 6027 March 12, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
walking towards door
fart escapes too soon
accused of boner
Haiku # 6026 March 12, 2001 1:47 am ET
by jeanz of ma
it sounded so good
.....linux, anarchy, group sex;
freedom.....open sources

And then your sound card
breaks your modem, and bill gates
looks so innocent
Haiku # 6025 March 12, 2001 1:37 am ET
by consort----->
I finally get home.
Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow...
Shut up, ya' damn cat!
Haiku # 6024 March 12, 2001 1:29 am ET
by mad
laugh!...ha, ha, HA, HA!
so that the world can laugh at
you, snicker, snicker....

but then YOU can choose
to think you are all having
a wonderful time,
Haiku # 6023 March 12, 2001 1:23 am ET
by existentialist spiraling into depression
Linux setup's hard
My sound card broke my modem
But I still feel cool
Haiku # 6022 March 12, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of New Jersey
now it is all good
sorry consort; none for you
she is still all mine
Haiku # 6021 March 12, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
why, send her to me
I will treat her shabbily
so that u look good!!!!!
Haiku # 6020 March 12, 2001 1:08 am ET
by consort----->
she almost left me
i get so apathetic
not indefinite
Haiku # 6019 March 12, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
inna darqk roman
Haiku # 6018 March 12, 2001 1:01 am ET
by post-esperanto who cares what it means does it make money?
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
footsies outen steps
Haiku # 6017 March 12, 2001 12:57 am ET
by post esperanto
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, bjorked higgens
Haiku # 6016 March 12, 2001 12:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nargs fury ripped the
little nipper, frogen higgens
foothold
Haiku # 6015 March 12, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics too dry
ash dry? then lubricate!
oily politics
Haiku # 6014 March 12, 2001 12:49 am ET
by consort! ------>
Bjorg! Nargs furg nip
Higs darg flibs nipder
foogelog nurps
Haiku # 6013 March 12, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Bjorg of Sweden
ash has no conscience
apolitical transients
don't preach, shut zen up.
Haiku # 6012 March 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by boo
Knowing Tesla more
than you, and Maxwell, too. So
Reich will over do!
Haiku # 6011 March 11, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Firebird of of Mars
Argue with a damn
Aries, white is black, or black
is white, you can't win
Haiku # 6010 March 11, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie of who's Shirley Booth?
another lost weekend
listening to Shirley Booth
nag nag nag nag nag
Haiku # 6009 March 11, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6008 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6007 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6006 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6005 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6004 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 6003 March 11, 2001 8:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
avoid the forum
beware the idlers of march
transcend politics
Haiku # 6002 March 11, 2001 7:13 am ET
by ash
bronchitic rasping
the exploding of neurones
rasta mushroom cloud
Haiku # 6001 March 11, 2001 5:14 am ET
by ash
creative movement
he did some of his best works
in the name of fart
Haiku # 6000 March 11, 2001 5:09 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 5999 March 11, 2001 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
belly swells, gas builds
crackle snap pop, yippie!
a new turd is born
Haiku # 5998 March 10, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Gregory Corso
had an apartment burn down
all his work was lost

he said, I can write
more and start all over from
the true begining
Haiku # 5997 March 10, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie/Step of ego
critical thoughts or
comments, ideas, raptures, snow
banked on the road sides
Haiku # 5996 March 10, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by Moxie/Steppenwolf of themadtaer@hotmail.com
it's a bit clean now
everything was lost but then
I don't miss it all
Haiku # 5995 March 10, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by Steppenwolf of optional
http://www.thedeadletter.com/

Dead Letter Office
last thoughts, thoughts about last thoughts,
are they really dead??

-from mempool
Haiku # 5994 March 10, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by found haiku
Our Message To Earth

pi on my planet
is pi in the sky - til you
die you're asking, "Why?"
Haiku # 5993 March 10, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by martian
e over pi at
the apex ArcTan - wedge knob
(square root) three (slash) two

3-d, 6 point star
circumscribed sphere hints at the
source of the spirit
Haiku # 5992 March 10, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by martian
Cat scratches in pan
Johnny Cat dust settles down
Almond Rocca time
Haiku # 5991 March 10, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
poo-ets prove what's said
by reiteration - lick,
dog wipe carpet clean.
Haiku # 5990 March 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by boo of white Outhouse rug
re-puke-lickins thank
violence in movies. it's
shit for pride and sex.
Haiku # 5989 March 10, 2001 1:08 pm ET
by boo
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