Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Kevin is super
Gay really really dumb
He does acid, dumb
Haiku # 6096, March 12, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
Haiku # 6095, March 12, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
Haiku # 6094, March 12, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Fatty McGee
I have my own puss
now that I am big and stong
my puss grows with me
Haiku # 6093, March 12, 2001 10:28 am ET
by futurebird of Pittsburgh
The Partisan League
Coveting your cheese supplies.
Ware Xarabydun!
Haiku # 6092, March 12, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
Elephant dancer,
I can so smell you from here.
Fester away, Dad!
Haiku # 6091, March 12, 2001 10:24 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
Lumbering for hell
Foot locked in moral bear trap.
Rice gets in your eyes.

Haiku # 6090, March 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
speaking to teacher
I discovered that I had
forgotten my leg
Haiku # 6089, March 12, 2001 10:18 am ET
by oo-ooo of shoreditch
Monday morning poo
flushing weekend's decadence
a ton of red meat
Haiku # 6088, March 12, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Bung Daddy
my dream was quite good
I ate bacon and radish
followed by some cake
Haiku # 6087, March 12, 2001 10:15 am ET
by oo-ooo of Shoreditch
I am so docile
I am so fucking docile
I kick docile ass
Haiku # 6086, March 12, 2001 9:56 am ET
by Princess Buttercup of Athens
Bad Haiku just stinks
horrible, disgusting, bad
and i adore it
Haiku # 6085, March 12, 2001 9:56 am ET
by dududude
Get on up Get on
up Ah Like a sex machine
Ah Get on up Ow!
Haiku # 6084, March 12, 2001 9:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Get up on it
Get up on it like this
Get up on it
Haiku # 6083, March 12, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Chemical Brother #1
Hockey player bit
my earlobe but then a
game broke out - beer ad
Haiku # 6082, March 12, 2001 8:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
still up on this sheet.
potential kills greedy time
paper? more sheet? hmmm.
Haiku # 6081, March 12, 2001 7:40 am ET
by here
go wash your mouth out
with something stronger than soap.
maybe arsenic
Haiku # 6080, March 12, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?
Haiku # 6079, March 12, 2001 7:20 am ET
by mellie
Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?
Haiku # 6078, March 12, 2001 7:07 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.
Haiku # 6077, March 12, 2001 7:01 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!
Haiku # 6076, March 12, 2001 6:51 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.
Haiku # 6075, March 12, 2001 6:46 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Do let's bend over!
Take it like good receivers
We expand and tear.
Haiku # 6074, March 12, 2001 6:37 am ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
I told you, woman
Don't mix carrots with jell-o
That shit is nasty.
Haiku # 6073, March 12, 2001 6:34 am ET
by eggnog doggy dog of A special place.
sleep like an angel
dream like a dirty sinner
wash your sheets, that's gross.
Haiku # 6072, March 12, 2001 6:24 am ET
by e-dog
Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open
Haiku # 6071, March 12, 2001 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my stupidity
oh no what got into me
that tumidity !
Haiku # 6070, March 12, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash
"tumnescence" doesn't
have an "n" in it. but we
all fuck up sometimes
Haiku # 6069, March 12, 2001 6:04 am ET
by e-dog
a rounded swelling
oh so beautiful like a
partial moon at night
Haiku # 6068, March 12, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Z of zZZZzZZZzZ
swelling in the ranks
a sort of e-tumnescence
stimulating jerks
Haiku # 6067, March 12, 2001 5:46 am ET
by ash
evil sluts of night
how you tease would-be watchers.
a trick? prob'ly not.
Haiku # 6066, March 12, 2001 5:44 am ET
by e-dog
too bad you missed when
ten bucks each; me and cris kissed
and yeah, there was tongue
Haiku # 6065, March 12, 2001 5:33 am ET
by hestwhore
buttsex in my ear
do it do it do it oh
messy isn't it
Haiku # 6064, March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
take a long sweet draught
cold sustinence from a can
only the lucky
Haiku # 6063, March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
the erection of my
soul leads to the butt fucking
of the universe
Haiku # 6062, March 12, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Q of Quarkland
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6061, March 12, 2001 5:10 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6060, March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6059, March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
saffron is the new
red but what if red is not
red but the new black
Haiku # 6058, March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by Z of everywhere
lip zit overtakes
will it ever end its growth?
how pain and pus suck
Haiku # 6057, March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by e-dog
crapass fuglies
stick to you permanent
i kill 'em with
blackeyed
eying
Haiku # 6056, March 12, 2001 5:05 am ET
by the filter of us MO KC
prev'usly vegan
"cheese helps me to be beefy"
glonous hardcore boy
Haiku # 6055, March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the flow of speaking
stuttered sickly drunken
a space to evolve
Haiku # 6054, March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by the filter of usa missourah kc
"Z." uncreative
slob! free association
is not an art form
Haiku # 6053, March 12, 2001 5:02 am ET
by e-dog
to be like that dog
sleeping so peacefully over there
on the road, aahhhhh yes
Haiku # 6052, March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by Z of everywhere
glass shards, erection:
suicide masterbator.
a bloody penis
Haiku # 6051, March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by hestwhore
once there were two boys
but one disrobed the other:
diff'rent organs. oops
Haiku # 6050, March 12, 2001 4:57 am ET
by e-dog
on bitches titties
big poppa wishes to rub
a dose of hip hop
Haiku # 6049, March 12, 2001 4:56 am ET
by hestwhore
cardinal sin Ash?
another poor deluded
soul. Not insin - cere
Haiku # 6048, March 12, 2001 4:49 am ET
by mellie
tooting and peeping
squirrels, grubs, evil secrets
drop fantasies here
Haiku # 6047, March 12, 2001 4:46 am ET
by hestwhore
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