Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?
by mellie
 
			
Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?
by eggnog doggy-dog
 
			
Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.
by eggnog doggy-dog
 
			
Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!
by eggnog doggy-dog
 
			
Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.
by eggnog doggy-dog
 
			
Do let's bend over!
Take it like good receivers
We expand and tear.
by eggnog doggy-dog
 
			
I told you, woman
Don't mix carrots with jell-o
That shit is nasty.
by eggnog doggy dog of A special place. 
 
			
sleep like an angel
dream like a dirty sinner
wash your sheets, that's gross.
by e-dog
 
			
Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
my stupidity
oh no what got into me
that tumidity !
by ash
 
			
"tumnescence" doesn't
have an "n" in it.  but we 
all fuck up sometimes
by e-dog
 
			
a rounded swelling
oh so beautiful like a
partial moon at night
by Z of zZZZzZZZzZ 
 
			
swelling in the ranks
a sort of e-tumnescence
stimulating jerks
by ash
 
			
evil sluts of night
how you tease would-be watchers.
a trick? prob'ly not.
by e-dog
 
			
too bad you missed when
ten bucks each; me and cris kissed
and yeah, there was tongue
by hestwhore
 
			
buttsex in my ear
do it do it do it oh
messy isn't it
by e-dog
 
			
take a long sweet draught
cold sustinence from a can
only the lucky
by e-dog
 
			
the erection of my 
soul leads to the butt fucking
of the universe
by Q of Quarkland 
 
			
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.
by stvn2rsk of over ther 
 
			
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.
by stvn2rsk of over ther 
 
			
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.
by stvn2rsk of over ther 
 
			
saffron is the new
red but what if red is not
red but the new black
by Z of everywhere 
 
			
lip zit overtakes
will it ever end its growth?
how pain and pus suck
by e-dog
 
			
crapass fuglies
stick to you permanent
i kill 'em with
blackeyed 
eying
by the filter of us MO KC 
 
			
prev'usly vegan
"cheese helps me to be beefy"
glonous hardcore boy
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
the flow of speaking
stuttered sickly drunken
a space to evolve
by the filter of usa missourah kc 
 
			
"Z." uncreative
slob!  free association
is not an art form
by e-dog
 
			
to be like that dog
sleeping so peacefully over there
on the road, aahhhhh yes
by Z of everywhere 
 
			
glass shards, erection:
suicide masterbator.
a bloody penis
by hestwhore
 
			
once there were two boys
but one disrobed the other:
diff'rent organs.  oops
by e-dog
 
			
on bitches titties
big poppa wishes to rub
a dose of hip hop
by hestwhore
 
			
 cardinal sin Ash?
another poor deluded
soul. Not insin - cere
by mellie
 
			
tooting and peeping
squirrels, grubs, evil secrets
drop fantasies here
by hestwhore
 
			
hester contemplates
will she beat me in our game?
looks like i have won
by e-dog
 
			
Revived and returned
Once a low class poetry,
It is once again.
Like limericks,
From the land of rising sun.
Isn't that fun?
by mad
 
			
Mere viral host,
Is it so hard to be clever?
Annoying spawner.
by mad
 
			
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
The room is warm
But outside is exciting!
Kitty chooses both.
Wavefunction uncollapsed -
She can have her cake & eat it!
Just don't look.
by mad
 
			
ugly without effort
the woman enjoys her scotch
i fall from my stool
by That One Guy of The South 
 
			
Bad Haiku: (necessary) 
how many on internet?
it seems finite
see stuff somewhere
see it again quickly
somwhere else
by Your Name: (optional)
 
			
life is not a bed
the sheets are very messy
goddamn maid is late
by furthur8
 
			
fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies
by peppy the jackass of essex 
 
			
			
Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.
by Mikael of Helsinki 
 
			
how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench
by e-dog
 
			
less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner
by FOR HARK!!!
 
			
stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear
by Craig of Midwest 
 
			
Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants
by poopy potties and the runs
 
			
Ramply Tranflampkins'
 craftily twittered rambles
resemble  rumples
by lazarus delfuego
 
			
all your base are be
long to us all your base are
belong to us all
by kevomatic