Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open
Haiku # 6071 March 12, 2001 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my stupidity
oh no what got into me
that tumidity !
Haiku # 6070 March 12, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash
"tumnescence" doesn't
have an "n" in it. but we
all fuck up sometimes
Haiku # 6069 March 12, 2001 6:04 am ET
by e-dog
a rounded swelling
oh so beautiful like a
partial moon at night
Haiku # 6068 March 12, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Z of zZZZzZZZzZ
swelling in the ranks
a sort of e-tumnescence
stimulating jerks
Haiku # 6067 March 12, 2001 5:46 am ET
by ash
evil sluts of night
how you tease would-be watchers.
a trick? prob'ly not.
Haiku # 6066 March 12, 2001 5:44 am ET
by e-dog
too bad you missed when
ten bucks each; me and cris kissed
and yeah, there was tongue
Haiku # 6065 March 12, 2001 5:33 am ET
by hestwhore
buttsex in my ear
do it do it do it oh
messy isn't it
Haiku # 6064 March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
take a long sweet draught
cold sustinence from a can
only the lucky
Haiku # 6063 March 12, 2001 5:16 am ET
by e-dog
the erection of my
soul leads to the butt fucking
of the universe
Haiku # 6062 March 12, 2001 5:13 am ET
by Q of Quarkland
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6061 March 12, 2001 5:10 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6060 March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
can't go to sleep now, the queen of the radio can't pry the conk from her ear. swishhhhhhhshhshshshhhhh... er um, ,,
the ocean won't leave the shore.


Haiku # 6059 March 12, 2001 5:09 am ET
by stvn2rsk of over ther
saffron is the new
red but what if red is not
red but the new black
Haiku # 6058 March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by Z of everywhere
lip zit overtakes
will it ever end its growth?
how pain and pus suck
Haiku # 6057 March 12, 2001 5:06 am ET
by e-dog
crapass fuglies
stick to you permanent
i kill 'em with
blackeyed
eying
Haiku # 6056 March 12, 2001 5:05 am ET
by the filter of us MO KC
prev'usly vegan
"cheese helps me to be beefy"
glonous hardcore boy
Haiku # 6055 March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the flow of speaking
stuttered sickly drunken
a space to evolve
Haiku # 6054 March 12, 2001 5:04 am ET
by the filter of usa missourah kc
"Z." uncreative
slob! free association
is not an art form
Haiku # 6053 March 12, 2001 5:02 am ET
by e-dog
to be like that dog
sleeping so peacefully over there
on the road, aahhhhh yes
Haiku # 6052 March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by Z of everywhere
glass shards, erection:
suicide masterbator.
a bloody penis
Haiku # 6051 March 12, 2001 4:59 am ET
by hestwhore
once there were two boys
but one disrobed the other:
diff'rent organs. oops
Haiku # 6050 March 12, 2001 4:57 am ET
by e-dog
on bitches titties
big poppa wishes to rub
a dose of hip hop
Haiku # 6049 March 12, 2001 4:56 am ET
by hestwhore
cardinal sin Ash?
another poor deluded
soul. Not insin - cere
Haiku # 6048 March 12, 2001 4:49 am ET
by mellie
tooting and peeping
squirrels, grubs, evil secrets
drop fantasies here
Haiku # 6047 March 12, 2001 4:46 am ET
by hestwhore
hester contemplates
will she beat me in our game?
looks like i have won
Haiku # 6046 March 12, 2001 4:44 am ET
by e-dog
Revived and returned
Once a low class poetry,
It is once again.

Like limericks,
From the land of rising sun.
Isn't that fun?
Haiku # 6045 March 12, 2001 4:13 am ET
by mad
Mere viral host,
Is it so hard to be clever?
Annoying spawner.
Haiku # 6044 March 12, 2001 4:09 am ET
by mad
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Haiku # 6043 March 12, 2001 3:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The room is warm
But outside is exciting!
Kitty chooses both.

Wavefunction uncollapsed -
She can have her cake & eat it!
Just don't look.
Haiku # 6042 March 12, 2001 3:57 am ET
by mad
ugly without effort
the woman enjoys her scotch
i fall from my stool
Haiku # 6041 March 12, 2001 3:56 am ET
by That One Guy of The South
Bad Haiku: (necessary)
how many on internet?
it seems finite

see stuff somewhere
see it again quickly
somwhere else
Haiku # 6040 March 12, 2001 3:35 am ET
by Your Name: (optional)
life is not a bed
the sheets are very messy
goddamn maid is late
Haiku # 6039 March 12, 2001 3:17 am ET
by furthur8
fatt minn cuts my hair
erik likes little boys in skirts
dre cooks the cookies
Haiku # 6038 March 12, 2001 3:06 am ET
by peppy the jackass of essex
Haiku # 6037 March 12, 2001 3:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gust of wind through leaves,
haikus flow through memepool.
I can do better.
Haiku # 6036 March 12, 2001 2:57 am ET
by Mikael of Helsinki
how often will she
enter and exit my room
indecisive wench
Haiku # 6035 March 12, 2001 2:40 am ET
by e-dog
less fronting, more rep
resenting, on the trailer
trashing trampoline owner
Haiku # 6034 March 12, 2001 2:08 am ET
by FOR HARK!!!
stumble upon page
relate to broken modem
wipes away a tear
Haiku # 6033 March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by Craig of Midwest
Im pooping your mouth
And pooping your juices in
poopy potty pants
Haiku # 6032 March 12, 2001 2:04 am ET
by poopy potties and the runs
Ramply Tranflampkins'
craftily twittered rambles
resemble rumples
Haiku # 6031 March 12, 2001 2:01 am ET
by lazarus delfuego
all your base are be
long to us all your base are
belong to us all
Haiku # 6030 March 12, 2001 1:58 am ET
by kevomatic
my caramello
sits in the rain, soaking
I think I will cry
Haiku # 6029 March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by Zooley Meatmeyer
who says i am dry ?
not too much inhibition
less prohibition
Haiku # 6028 March 12, 2001 1:54 am ET
by ash
put on a red hat
someone calls you communist
but the line is out
Haiku # 6027 March 12, 2001 1:52 am ET
by ash
walking towards door
fart escapes too soon
accused of boner
Haiku # 6026 March 12, 2001 1:47 am ET
by jeanz of ma
it sounded so good
.....linux, anarchy, group sex;
freedom.....open sources

And then your sound card
breaks your modem, and bill gates
looks so innocent
Haiku # 6025 March 12, 2001 1:37 am ET
by consort----->
I finally get home.
Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow...
Shut up, ya' damn cat!
Haiku # 6024 March 12, 2001 1:29 am ET
by mad
laugh!...ha, ha, HA, HA!
so that the world can laugh at
you, snicker, snicker....

but then YOU can choose
to think you are all having
a wonderful time,
Haiku # 6023 March 12, 2001 1:23 am ET
by existentialist spiraling into depression
Linux setup's hard
My sound card broke my modem
But I still feel cool
Haiku # 6022 March 12, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of New Jersey