sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing
by falfa of Richmond VA
loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.
by Evan of SF
my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight
by Falfa of Richmond VA
oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep
by Looja of San Jose, CA
Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!
by erin of STL
She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.
by Evan of SF
NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids
by Falfa of Richmond VA
Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please
by Dan of Boston
I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware
by Adam of Portland, OR
Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.
by Usonian of Los Angeles, CA
When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.
by Evan of SF
Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.
by Evan of SF
My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.
by Anonymous Poet
Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work
by Adam of Portland, OR
They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here
by Evan of SF
Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD
by Evan of SF
Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar
by Adam of Portland, OR
My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please
by Lauren and Dan of HFA
Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye
by ClomeyJ of Los Angeles, CA
i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep
by vern
My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.
by visvivalaw of Earth
Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.
by Evan of SF
work work work all day
is not what i like to do
I'd rather be home
by phew
My girlfriend's breast size
is none of your concern, friend.
Eyes off the boobs now!
by visvivalaw of Earth
wish i had enough
to say to fill seventeen
syllables, i don't
by vern
Now Josie is mad
Sorry, I take it all back
Backstreet boys kick ass
by Evan of SF
went to town to play
money games spun the brain splat
went to sleep again
by Robot McCarron of Las Vegas
HP-UX sucks
I try to compile on it
It always core dumps
by Evan of SF
Josie works up front
She prefers the backstreet boys
That's alot of crap.
by Evan of SF
Work at a start-up
It doesn't pay very well
Thanks for the pencils
by Evan of SF
I never sleep well
My back calls me a cheapskate
I must buy a bed
by Evan of SF
I was bored before
But poem about Buttercup
Is so crap I cry
by Anonymous Poet of Boston
When I make dinner
I realize I need more food
Hot Pockets are fine.
by Evan of SF
Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
I am not too creative
by Evan of SF
I sat in front of
the biggest Indian tool
on the plane last night
by Mike Shimrinmanson of Boston
phunkadelica
sharon, ben, joe, dean and paul
like to eat hot dogs
by jer
Lots of beer last night
The ugly girls were models
Monday morning. Don't call.
by Evan of SF
Hell is horrible
The Dark One tortures your soul
With awful Haiku.
by Greg Clarke of Paris
Welcome Gentlemen
All Your Base Are Belong To
Us What You Say Cats?
by Cats
come read silly pith
submissions are filtered
leave your brains at home
by mooty
Princess Buttercup!
what a relief! Give I ah-
re-PET-TIT-tive sigh~
by Miss Eerything
when the spring comes rain
and my knee hurts so badly
amputation now.
by mooty of YCN
Kevin is super
Gay really really dumb
He does acid, dumb
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
by Fatty McGee
I have my own puss
now that I am big and stong
my puss grows with me
by futurebird of Pittsburgh
The Partisan League
Coveting your cheese supplies.
Ware Xarabydun!
by Coyote of Guam
