Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed
Haiku # 6138, March 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual
Haiku # 6137, March 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight
Haiku # 6136, March 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep
Haiku # 6135, March 12, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Looja of San Jose, CA
Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!
Haiku # 6134, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by erin of STL
She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.
Haiku # 6133, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Evan of SF
NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids
Haiku # 6132, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please
Haiku # 6131, March 12, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Dan of Boston
I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware
Haiku # 6130, March 12, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.
Haiku # 6129, March 12, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Usonian of Los Angeles, CA
When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.
Haiku # 6128, March 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.
Haiku # 6127, March 12, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Evan of SF
My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.
Haiku # 6126, March 12, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work
Haiku # 6125, March 12, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here
Haiku # 6124, March 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD
Haiku # 6123, March 12, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar
Haiku # 6122, March 12, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please
Haiku # 6121, March 12, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Lauren and Dan of HFA
Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye
Haiku # 6120, March 12, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by ClomeyJ of Los Angeles, CA
i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep
Haiku # 6119, March 12, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by vern
My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.
Haiku # 6118, March 12, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by visvivalaw of Earth
Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.
Haiku # 6117, March 12, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Evan of SF
work work work all day
is not what i like to do
I'd rather be home
Haiku # 6116, March 12, 2001 12:10 pm ET
by phew
My girlfriend's breast size
is none of your concern, friend.
Eyes off the boobs now!
Haiku # 6115, March 12, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by visvivalaw of Earth
wish i had enough
to say to fill seventeen
syllables, i don't
Haiku # 6114, March 12, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by vern
Now Josie is mad
Sorry, I take it all back
Backstreet boys kick ass
Haiku # 6113, March 12, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Evan of SF
went to town to play
money games spun the brain splat
went to sleep again
Haiku # 6112, March 12, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Robot McCarron of Las Vegas
HP-UX sucks
I try to compile on it
It always core dumps
Haiku # 6111, March 12, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Evan of SF
Josie works up front
She prefers the backstreet boys
That's alot of crap.
Haiku # 6110, March 12, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Evan of SF
Work at a start-up
It doesn't pay very well
Thanks for the pencils
Haiku # 6109, March 12, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Evan of SF
I never sleep well
My back calls me a cheapskate
I must buy a bed
Haiku # 6108, March 12, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Evan of SF
I was bored before
But poem about Buttercup
Is so crap I cry
Haiku # 6107, March 12, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Boston
When I make dinner
I realize I need more food
Hot Pockets are fine.
Haiku # 6106, March 12, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Evan of SF
Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
I am not too creative
Haiku # 6105, March 12, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Evan of SF
I sat in front of
the biggest Indian tool
on the plane last night
Haiku # 6104, March 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Mike Shimrinmanson of Boston
phunkadelica
sharon, ben, joe, dean and paul
like to eat hot dogs
Haiku # 6103, March 12, 2001 11:30 am ET
by jer
Lots of beer last night
The ugly girls were models
Monday morning. Don't call.
Haiku # 6102, March 12, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Evan of SF
Hell is horrible
The Dark One tortures your soul
With awful Haiku.
Haiku # 6101, March 12, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Greg Clarke of Paris
Welcome Gentlemen
All Your Base Are Belong To
Us What You Say Cats?
Haiku # 6100, March 12, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Cats
come read silly pith
submissions are filtered
leave your brains at home
Haiku # 6099, March 12, 2001 11:02 am ET
by mooty
Princess Buttercup!
what a relief! Give I ah-
re-PET-TIT-tive sigh~

Haiku # 6098, March 12, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Miss Eerything
when the spring comes rain
and my knee hurts so badly
amputation now.
Haiku # 6097, March 12, 2001 10:58 am ET
by mooty of YCN
Kevin is super
Gay really really dumb
He does acid, dumb
Haiku # 6096, March 12, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
Haiku # 6095, March 12, 2001 10:30 am ET
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
Haiku # 6094, March 12, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Fatty McGee
I have my own puss
now that I am big and stong
my puss grows with me
Haiku # 6093, March 12, 2001 10:28 am ET
by futurebird of Pittsburgh
The Partisan League
Coveting your cheese supplies.
Ware Xarabydun!
Haiku # 6092, March 12, 2001 10:26 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
Elephant dancer,
I can so smell you from here.
Fester away, Dad!
Haiku # 6091, March 12, 2001 10:24 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
Lumbering for hell
Foot locked in moral bear trap.
Rice gets in your eyes.

Haiku # 6090, March 12, 2001 10:23 am ET
by Coyote of Guam
speaking to teacher
I discovered that I had
forgotten my leg
Haiku # 6089, March 12, 2001 10:18 am ET
by oo-ooo of shoreditch
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