Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye
by ClomeyJ of Los Angeles, CA
i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep
by vern
My best friend Feo
is very unusual.
His farts are phosgene.
by visvivalaw of Earth
Brian isn't well
He didn't eat his wheaties
Don't cough on me, dude.
by Evan of SF
work work work all day
is not what i like to do
I'd rather be home
by phew
My girlfriend's breast size
is none of your concern, friend.
Eyes off the boobs now!
by visvivalaw of Earth
wish i had enough
to say to fill seventeen
syllables, i don't
by vern
Now Josie is mad
Sorry, I take it all back
Backstreet boys kick ass
by Evan of SF
went to town to play
money games spun the brain splat
went to sleep again
by Robot McCarron of Las Vegas
HP-UX sucks
I try to compile on it
It always core dumps
by Evan of SF
Josie works up front
She prefers the backstreet boys
That's alot of crap.
by Evan of SF
Work at a start-up
It doesn't pay very well
Thanks for the pencils
by Evan of SF
I never sleep well
My back calls me a cheapskate
I must buy a bed
by Evan of SF
I was bored before
But poem about Buttercup
Is so crap I cry
by Anonymous Poet of Boston
When I make dinner
I realize I need more food
Hot Pockets are fine.
by Evan of SF
Five syllables here
Seven syllables go here
I am not too creative
by Evan of SF
I sat in front of
the biggest Indian tool
on the plane last night
by Mike Shimrinmanson of Boston
phunkadelica
sharon, ben, joe, dean and paul
like to eat hot dogs
by jer
Lots of beer last night
The ugly girls were models
Monday morning. Don't call.
by Evan of SF
Hell is horrible
The Dark One tortures your soul
With awful Haiku.
by Greg Clarke of Paris
Welcome Gentlemen
All Your Base Are Belong To
Us What You Say Cats?
by Cats
come read silly pith
submissions are filtered
leave your brains at home
by mooty
Princess Buttercup!
what a relief! Give I ah-
re-PET-TIT-tive sigh~
by Miss Eerything
when the spring comes rain
and my knee hurts so badly
amputation now.
by mooty of YCN
Kevin is super
Gay really really dumb
He does acid, dumb
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
by Fatty McGee
School really blows ass
I don't like going to school
My school really sucks
by Fatty McGee
I have my own puss
now that I am big and stong
my puss grows with me
by futurebird of Pittsburgh
The Partisan League
Coveting your cheese supplies.
Ware Xarabydun!
by Coyote of Guam
Elephant dancer,
I can so smell you from here.
Fester away, Dad!
by Coyote of Guam
Lumbering for hell
Foot locked in moral bear trap.
Rice gets in your eyes.
by Coyote of Guam
speaking to teacher
I discovered that I had
forgotten my leg
by oo-ooo of shoreditch
Monday morning poo
flushing weekend's decadence
a ton of red meat
by Bung Daddy
my dream was quite good
I ate bacon and radish
followed by some cake
by oo-ooo of Shoreditch
I am so docile
I am so fucking docile
I kick docile ass
by Princess Buttercup of Athens
Bad Haiku just stinks
horrible, disgusting, bad
and i adore it
by dududude
Get on up Get on
up Ah Like a sex machine
Ah Get on up Ow!
by Anonymous Poet
Get up on it
Get up on it like this
Get up on it
by Chemical Brother #1
Hockey player bit
my earlobe but then a
game broke out - beer ad
by Anonymous Poet
still up on this sheet.
potential kills greedy time
paper? more sheet? hmmm.
by here
go wash your mouth out
with something stronger than soap.
maybe arsenic
by mellie
Possible they stood
near you? You shit-eating git.
Can't you smell yourself?
by mellie
Foreign students, phew!
What makes them smell? Do they bathe?
Do they know of soap?
by eggnog doggy-dog
Mother Theresa
Fawning over the wretched
Me, Christian? No thanks.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Look, a corn "floater"
Don't remember eating that
mmm... *smack* Yes, I do!
by eggnog doggy-dog
Well, har-dee-har-har
I got me a three-legg'd goat
Chew on this, Billy.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Do let's bend over!
Take it like good receivers
We expand and tear.
by eggnog doggy-dog
I told you, woman
Don't mix carrots with jell-o
That shit is nasty.
by eggnog doggy dog of A special place.
sleep like an angel
dream like a dirty sinner
wash your sheets, that's gross.
by e-dog
Dripping white bird shit
Falls _into_ a man on bench
Snoring, mouth open
by Anonymous Poet
