ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting

mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts

i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black

The only thing
That is worse than this
is that

Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.

oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan

This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.

Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?

slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku

Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.

stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet

Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".

Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.

A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight

a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...

Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt

I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner

As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.

I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up

You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge

Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.

Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine

pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death

Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.

Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.

Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.

i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus

loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows

Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh

oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone

take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say

sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing

loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart

Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.

my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed

silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual

my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight

oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep

Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!

She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.

NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids

Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please

I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware

Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.

When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.

Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.

My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.

Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work