Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.
Haiku # 6168, March 12, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Bill Bunty
Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?
Haiku # 6167, March 12, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
Haiku # 6166, March 12, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
Haiku # 6165, March 12, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
Haiku # 6164, March 12, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Haiku # 6163, March 12, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
Haiku # 6162, March 12, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
Haiku # 6161, March 12, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
Haiku # 6160, March 12, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...
Haiku # 6159, March 12, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by mrfnord of Columbus, OH
Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Haiku # 6158, March 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by zozo
I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt
Haiku # 6157, March 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Jim of Jim's Hair
I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner
Haiku # 6156, March 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Adam of Portland
As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.
Haiku # 6155, March 12, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by Vert
I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up

Haiku # 6154, March 12, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Evan of SF
You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge
Haiku # 6153, March 12, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Miskatonic of Minneapolis
Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.
Haiku # 6152, March 12, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine
Haiku # 6151, March 12, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by deicide of five oh three
pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death
Haiku # 6150, March 12, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by desufnoc
Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.
Haiku # 6149, March 12, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.
Haiku # 6148, March 12, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.
Haiku # 6147, March 12, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by deadfx
i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus
Haiku # 6146, March 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by spraz of 8oodahpext
loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows
Haiku # 6145, March 12, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by desufnoc of Maine
Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh
Haiku # 6144, March 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by DJ Sheppie @ MC Lean of Vancouver
oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone

Haiku # 6143, March 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Whitt of St. Louis
take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say
Haiku # 6142, March 12, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Whitt of St. Louis
sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing
Haiku # 6141, March 12, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by falfa of Richmond VA
loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart
Haiku # 6140, March 12, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.
Haiku # 6139, March 12, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Evan of SF
my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed
Haiku # 6138, March 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual
Haiku # 6137, March 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight
Haiku # 6136, March 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep
Haiku # 6135, March 12, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Looja of San Jose, CA
Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!
Haiku # 6134, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by erin of STL
She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.
Haiku # 6133, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Evan of SF
NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids
Haiku # 6132, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please
Haiku # 6131, March 12, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Dan of Boston
I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware
Haiku # 6130, March 12, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.
Haiku # 6129, March 12, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Usonian of Los Angeles, CA
When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.
Haiku # 6128, March 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.
Haiku # 6127, March 12, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Evan of SF
My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.
Haiku # 6126, March 12, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work
Haiku # 6125, March 12, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here
Haiku # 6124, March 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD
Haiku # 6123, March 12, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar
Haiku # 6122, March 12, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
My sock puppet monk
Gets all the girls to pet him
Pet my monkey please
Haiku # 6121, March 12, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Lauren and Dan of HFA
Long do I sit here
squeeze push squish goodbye I wave
feces go bye-bye
Haiku # 6120, March 12, 2001 12:23 pm ET
by ClomeyJ of Los Angeles, CA
i love you for hours
every night in my dreams, together, alone
withou you, always dreaming, sleep
Haiku # 6119, March 12, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by vern
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