Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

The only thing
That is worse than this
is that
Haiku # 6171, March 12, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.
Haiku # 6170, March 12, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by Evan of SF
oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan
Haiku # 6169, March 12, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by falfa of Richmond VA
This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.
Haiku # 6168, March 12, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Bill Bunty
Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?
Haiku # 6167, March 12, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
Haiku # 6166, March 12, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
Haiku # 6165, March 12, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
Haiku # 6164, March 12, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Haiku # 6163, March 12, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
Haiku # 6162, March 12, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
Haiku # 6161, March 12, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
Haiku # 6160, March 12, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...
Haiku # 6159, March 12, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by mrfnord of Columbus, OH
Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Haiku # 6158, March 12, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by zozo
I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt
Haiku # 6157, March 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Jim of Jim's Hair
I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner
Haiku # 6156, March 12, 2001 1:58 pm ET
by Adam of Portland
As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.
Haiku # 6155, March 12, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by Vert
I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up

Haiku # 6154, March 12, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Evan of SF
You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge
Haiku # 6153, March 12, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Miskatonic of Minneapolis
Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.
Haiku # 6152, March 12, 2001 1:54 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine
Haiku # 6151, March 12, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by deicide of five oh three
pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death
Haiku # 6150, March 12, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by desufnoc
Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.
Haiku # 6149, March 12, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.
Haiku # 6148, March 12, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.
Haiku # 6147, March 12, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by deadfx
i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus
Haiku # 6146, March 12, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by spraz of 8oodahpext
loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows
Haiku # 6145, March 12, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by desufnoc of Maine
Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh
Haiku # 6144, March 12, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by DJ Sheppie @ MC Lean of Vancouver
oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone

Haiku # 6143, March 12, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Whitt of St. Louis
take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say
Haiku # 6142, March 12, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Whitt of St. Louis
sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing
Haiku # 6141, March 12, 2001 1:02 pm ET
by falfa of Richmond VA
loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart
Haiku # 6140, March 12, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
Dow down two percent
Two Hundred Twenty Two points
I blame Bush, Jr.
Haiku # 6139, March 12, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by Evan of SF
my wrist is in pain
cramping fingers twitch and throb
worker's comp claim filed
Haiku # 6138, March 12, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
silophone on net
freaky and fascinating
sounds are sensual
Haiku # 6137, March 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
my sleep apnia
a long slow suffocation
I should just lose weight
Haiku # 6136, March 12, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
oh it is monday
another bloody week this
going back to sleep
Haiku # 6135, March 12, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by Looja of San Jose, CA
Jem versus Barbie
Jem must be a lesbian
Show time Synergy!
Haiku # 6134, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by erin of STL
She is now pregnant
Better make that a double
You're drinking for two.
Haiku # 6133, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Evan of SF
NASDAQ composite
bow to the prophet of rage
there are just no bids
Haiku # 6132, March 12, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Falfa of Richmond VA
Choice is difficult
Life may hang in the balance
Supersize it, please
Haiku # 6131, March 12, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Dan of Boston
I work in a Cage
Level Two Security
Don't steal my hardware
Haiku # 6130, March 12, 2001 12:41 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
Wow, I got a job
Can't I have a cubicle?
Here's a card table.
Haiku # 6129, March 12, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Usonian of Los Angeles, CA
When I write Haiku
I try to make them correct
Sometimes I mess up and put way too many syllables.
Haiku # 6128, March 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Intel stock is down
I thought it was bottomed out
Oh shit. I was wrong.
Haiku # 6127, March 12, 2001 12:34 pm ET
by Evan of SF
My egg is shiny
Escape this Reality
Montuak ain't shit.
Haiku # 6126, March 12, 2001 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Economy Down
listen to Mr. Greenspan
better do some work
Haiku # 6125, March 12, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
They are not coming
We refer to them as greys
They're already here
Haiku # 6124, March 12, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Adam has problems
He speaks in riddles and rhymes
Too much LSD
Haiku # 6123, March 12, 2001 12:27 pm ET
by Evan of SF
Flesh Colored Zombies
Full of Star Trek Trivia
I love Tasha Yar
Haiku # 6122, March 12, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Adam of Portland, OR
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