i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though
by furthur8
Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving
by mrfnord
I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit
by the fourth way of seattle
lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated
by mrfnord
though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you
by furthur8
Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.
by Plastickiwi
Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers
by Nut
Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle
by the fourth way of seattle
the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?
by furthur8
glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland
by the fourth way of seattle
no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so
by furthur8
people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross
by the fourth way of seattle
for my valentine:
a big donut up your butt
with lots of frosting
by furthur8
Stupid holiday.
Valentine's me up the butt.
Stupid holiday.
by lithpenard of new york
Do me up the butt.
Do me so far up the butt.
Do me up the butt.
by lithpenard of new york
ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting
by the fourth way of seattle
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts
by Katz
i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black
by furthur8
The only thing
That is worse than this
is that
by Anonymous Poet
Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.
by Evan of SF
oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan
by falfa of Richmond VA
This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.
by Bill Bunty
Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?
by the fourth way of seattle
slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...
by mrfnord of Columbus, OH
Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
by zozo
I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt
by Jim of Jim's Hair
I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner
by Adam of Portland
As the page scrolls down
All I see is Evans shit.
A flood of garbage.
by Vert
I can't help but laugh
That beer is all over you
I shook the can up
by Evan of SF
You motherfucker
I will rape you up the ass
If you try to merge
by Miskatonic of Minneapolis
Beautiful blonde hair
Is she really fourty-five?
Your mom is a fox.
by Evan of SF
Evan likes red juice
Recharge his ninja power
Cheaper than cocaine
by deicide of five oh three
pheer me newbie
for i am a loftninja
fifi marked for death
by desufnoc
Raquet balls and glue
Paperclips, advil, and coke
Uh-oh. I'm messy.
by Evan of SF
Look at the kitty
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
I think it's dead now.
by Evan of SF
Yo, what's da word, dogg
She didn't give you yo money?
That's whack. I'd kill her.
by deadfx
i'm on dynaimte info
shoot me
popup aftershave jesus
by spraz of 8oodahpext
loftninjas own j00
we are shady characters
lurking in shadows
by desufnoc of Maine
Crazy gerbil dance
Amuse me, furry buddy
Together we laugh
by DJ Sheppie @ MC Lean of Vancouver
oh yeah, thrice daily
I polish the bishop
i will die alone
by Whitt of St. Louis
take off every zig
all your base are belong
to us, what you say
by Whitt of St. Louis
sorry for the fart
a chicken chimichanga
was my undoing
by falfa of Richmond VA
loud and rumbling train
we pack in tight and too close
fat dude blew a fart
by piperboy of Chicago, IL USA
