Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

You want something new?
Go to www.goatse.cx
Your mind will be crushed
Haiku # 6209, March 12, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SATA victimized
lawyers, psychics consulted...
suspects confronted
Haiku # 6208, March 12, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by X-Rom of http://www.totalabstinence.com/text/porn_piracy.html
thanks a lot ellie,
think of me in the morning,
sleeping while you work
Haiku # 6207, March 12, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
At least with Haiku
You break lines for a reason
Linguistics this, Bark!
Haiku # 6206, March 12, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Memepoolista
to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four
Haiku # 6205, March 12, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?
Haiku # 6204, March 12, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku
Haiku # 6203, March 12, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help
Haiku # 6202, March 12, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by Tim of Sac
i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer
Haiku # 6201, March 12, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
i am quite tired
Haiku # 6200, March 12, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.
Haiku # 6199, March 12, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down
Haiku # 6198, March 12, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by ghostxxx of D/FW
crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5
Haiku # 6197, March 12, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NYC
An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's
Haiku # 6196, March 12, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by TheFly of Baltimore
Haiku # 6195, March 12, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets
Haiku # 6194, March 12, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by the fourth way
I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused
Haiku # 6193, March 12, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?
Haiku # 6192, March 12, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours
Haiku # 6191, March 12, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by the fourth way
a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think
Haiku # 6190, March 12, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by the fourth way
i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though
Haiku # 6189, March 12, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by furthur8
Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving
Haiku # 6188, March 12, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by mrfnord
I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit
Haiku # 6187, March 12, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated
Haiku # 6186, March 12, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by mrfnord
though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you
Haiku # 6185, March 12, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by furthur8
Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.
Haiku # 6184, March 12, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Plastickiwi
Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers
Haiku # 6183, March 12, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Nut
Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle
Haiku # 6182, March 12, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?
Haiku # 6181, March 12, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by furthur8
glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland
Haiku # 6180, March 12, 2001 3:47 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so
Haiku # 6179, March 12, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by furthur8
people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross
Haiku # 6178, March 12, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
for my valentine:
a big donut up your butt
with lots of frosting
Haiku # 6177, March 12, 2001 3:41 pm ET
by furthur8
Stupid holiday.
Valentine's me up the butt.
Stupid holiday.
Haiku # 6176, March 12, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by lithpenard of new york
Do me up the butt.
Do me so far up the butt.
Do me up the butt.
Haiku # 6175, March 12, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by lithpenard of new york
ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting
Haiku # 6174, March 12, 2001 3:27 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts
Haiku # 6173, March 12, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Katz
i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black
Haiku # 6172, March 12, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by furthur8
The only thing
That is worse than this
is that
Haiku # 6171, March 12, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.
Haiku # 6170, March 12, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by Evan of SF
oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan
Haiku # 6169, March 12, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by falfa of Richmond VA
This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.
Haiku # 6168, March 12, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Bill Bunty
Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?
Haiku # 6167, March 12, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
Haiku # 6166, March 12, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
Haiku # 6165, March 12, 2001 2:55 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
Haiku # 6164, March 12, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Haiku # 6163, March 12, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
Haiku # 6162, March 12, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
Haiku # 6161, March 12, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
Haiku # 6160, March 12, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
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