to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four

oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?

hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku

Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help

i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer

i am quite tired

Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.

I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down

crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5

An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's

a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets

I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused

bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?

an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours

a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think

i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though

Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving

I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit

lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated

though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you

Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.

Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers

Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle

the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?

glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland

no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so

people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross

for my valentine:
a big donut up your butt
with lots of frosting

Stupid holiday.
Valentine's me up the butt.
Stupid holiday.

Do me up the butt.
Do me so far up the butt.
Do me up the butt.

ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting

mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts

i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black

The only thing
That is worse than this
is that

Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.

oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan

This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.

Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?

slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku

Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.

stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet

Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?

Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".

Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.

A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight

a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...

Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt

I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner