to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four
by ellie of montreal
oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?
by the fourth way of seattle
hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku
by the fourth way of seattle
Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help
by Tim of Sac
i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer
by ellie of montreal
i am quite tired
by ellie of montreal
Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.
by Sonya of Seattle
I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down
by ghostxxx of D/FW
crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5
by Anonymous Poet of NYC
An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's
by TheFly of Baltimore
a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets
by the fourth way
I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused
by Anonymous Poet
bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?
by Anonymous Poet
an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours
by the fourth way
a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think
by the fourth way
i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though
by furthur8
Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving
by mrfnord
I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit
by the fourth way of seattle
lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated
by mrfnord
though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you
by furthur8
Public employee,
surfing the Internet at
taxpayer expense.
by Plastickiwi
Nuts must be scratched
They demand it incessantly
The little fuckers
by Nut
Of course I do glass.
hard part though, is getting the
glass in the needle
by the fourth way of seattle
the fourth way loves glass
i am in need of your work
do you do windows?
by furthur8
glass walls, glass ceilings
glass chairs, glass sofas, glass beds...
windex wonderland
by the fourth way of seattle
no more all your base
it's not funny anymore
cos lowtax said so
by furthur8
people who live in
glass houses have glass toilets
and clearly that's gross
by the fourth way of seattle
for my valentine:
a big donut up your butt
with lots of frosting
by furthur8
Stupid holiday.
Valentine's me up the butt.
Stupid holiday.
by lithpenard of new york
Do me up the butt.
Do me so far up the butt.
Do me up the butt.
by lithpenard of new york
ooh ooh yeah oh yeah
oh oh oh ooh ooh ooh ooooh
ahhhhhhhhhhh... donut frosting
by the fourth way of seattle
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
mm, mm, mm, donuts
by Katz
i smoke way too much
monitor turning yellow
lungs are turning black
by furthur8
The only thing
That is worse than this
is that
by Anonymous Poet
Falfa, my new friend
You underestimate me
One.. et cetera.
by Evan of SF
oh Billy Billy
counting prowess on display
better than evan
by falfa of Richmond VA
This is the first line.
And this is the second line.
That makes this line three.
by Bill Bunty
Why the hell is this
entry box so big if you
only get three lines?
by the fourth way of seattle
slivey succometh
binggy bong boo linty loo
canty cam haiku
by nora
Unbelievable.
Finally a forum to
posit my musings.
by Jude of Austin TX
stare at you from the
highrise across the street, but
look away when eyes meet
by Anonymous Poet of Austin
Well if I was high
and I ousted a leader
would it be haiku?
by the fourth way of seattle
Bosomy Dolly's
lilting, crystalline warble
makes "Little Sparrow".
by Jude of Austin TX
Don't be upset, Vert
I know the rash is painful
See a good doctor.
by Evan of SF
A whisper of leaves
Ninja Burger delivers
I will eat tonight
by Anonymous Poet of Ninja Burger
a fried cheese sandwich
is lodged inside my colon
guess it's salad time...
by mrfnord of Columbus, OH
Erotic Haiku--
One must get straight to the point.
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
by zozo
I know where you live
Press firmly on your head wound
I just want your belt
by Jim of Jim's Hair
I need rolling tips
If I only smoke spliffs
I'm not a stoner
by Adam of Portland
