Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.
Haiku # 6234, March 12, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket
Haiku # 6233, March 12, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!
Haiku # 6232, March 12, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by Liz B
Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?
Haiku # 6231, March 12, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin
Haiku # 6230, March 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by the fourth way
Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.
Haiku # 6229, March 12, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey spliff where mah G's
at Gimme some mo' You know
We really need that
Haiku # 6228, March 12, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Busta Haiku
I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!
Haiku # 6227, March 12, 2001 5:39 pm ET
by Liz B
He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome
Haiku # 6226, March 12, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?
Haiku # 6225, March 12, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"
Haiku # 6224, March 12, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol
Haiku # 6223, March 12, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by the fourth way
Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch
Haiku # 6222, March 12, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Yodel - ay - hee - hoo
My pet goat has a long beard
What does a goat say?
Haiku # 6221, March 12, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Illicit lover,
Unattainable passion
Gloom surrounds my heart
Haiku # 6220, March 12, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by Liz B
don't sleep on shakespeare...
he'll take off those frilly clothes
and whoop your behind
Haiku # 6219, March 12, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Shakespeare - bawdy hack
Couldn't rhyme for his life
Forsooth, yon shit stank!
Haiku # 6218, March 12, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
YOU NO THROW CHIP AT US!!!!!!!
Haiku # 6217, March 12, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by wayloon
Santa! Ho, ho, ho!
Santa, you my tru nigga
I got toy hook-ups.
Haiku # 6216, March 12, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cats -- nature's kick-balls
They are good for little more
Than a good field goal.
Haiku # 6215, March 12, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
eggnog doggy dog
and the nog pound loc up and
go do a sleigh by
Haiku # 6214, March 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Terradaloo, Bob!
I can't wait for Ronnie Dobbs
That shit is funny.
Haiku # 6213, March 12, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give a man a fish
And he eats fish for a day
I like eating fish.
Haiku # 6212, March 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by eggnog doggy-dog
WHY YOU THROW CHIP?????
Haiku # 6211, March 12, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by wayloon
Last one left in the
Office please turn off the lights
and please leave it locked
Haiku # 6210, March 12, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You want something new?
Go to www.goatse.cx
Your mind will be crushed
Haiku # 6209, March 12, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SATA victimized
lawyers, psychics consulted...
suspects confronted
Haiku # 6208, March 12, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by X-Rom of http://www.totalabstinence.com/text/porn_piracy.html
thanks a lot ellie,
think of me in the morning,
sleeping while you work
Haiku # 6207, March 12, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
At least with Haiku
You break lines for a reason
Linguistics this, Bark!
Haiku # 6206, March 12, 2001 4:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Memepoolista
to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four
Haiku # 6205, March 12, 2001 4:39 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?
Haiku # 6204, March 12, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku
Haiku # 6203, March 12, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help
Haiku # 6202, March 12, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by Tim of Sac
i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer
Haiku # 6201, March 12, 2001 4:33 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
i am quite tired
Haiku # 6200, March 12, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by ellie of montreal
Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.
Haiku # 6199, March 12, 2001 4:31 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down
Haiku # 6198, March 12, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by ghostxxx of D/FW
crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5
Haiku # 6197, March 12, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of NYC
An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's
Haiku # 6196, March 12, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by TheFly of Baltimore
Haiku # 6195, March 12, 2001 4:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets
Haiku # 6194, March 12, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by the fourth way
I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused
Haiku # 6193, March 12, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?
Haiku # 6192, March 12, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours
Haiku # 6191, March 12, 2001 4:08 pm ET
by the fourth way
a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think
Haiku # 6190, March 12, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by the fourth way
i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though
Haiku # 6189, March 12, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by furthur8
Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving
Haiku # 6188, March 12, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by mrfnord
I'm biting my nails
After I scratched my bottom
Now I'm talking shit
Haiku # 6187, March 12, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
lowly urethra
quietly doing your job
you're underrated
Haiku # 6186, March 12, 2001 4:01 pm ET
by mrfnord
though i try quite hard
no humourous reply comes
a winner is you
Haiku # 6185, March 12, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by furthur8
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >