So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.
by Jude of Austin TX
this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses
by ash
i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too
by the fourth way of seattle
I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint
by Anonymous
Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.
Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.
by Sonya of Seattle
life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)
by ash
why waste bathwater
on a baby you're gonna
throw out anyway?
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
It had to happen
Someone wrote "all your haiku
are belong to us."
The honest truth, though
Is that I'm far past tired of
that damn stupid phrase.
by Norbert
Cupids eat foie gros
with candy red hots and milk
ketchup on the side
by Speedo
badhaiku.com -
It's the victim of memepool
Sort of "slashdotted"
by eggnog doggy-dog
janis- calm down and
tell me how my mutual
funds and stocks did
by the fourth way
Norman Rockwell Art
Money is better than skill
Americana
by Ted and Nancy of anonymous art museum
What the fuck is up?
200 haiku - one day
What's going on here?
by Janis of Santa Monica
unforseeable
inconceivability
but it's all your fault
by the fourth way
The Japs aren't all bad
Example: tamagotchi
Remember that one?
by eggnog doggy-dog
No work getting done
Haiku has but engulfed me
Damn the Japanese
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give man a midget
And he has a brand new toy
A fuzzy football
Give it to woman --
Well, it's best left unspoken
She has a "toy" too
by eggnog doggy-dog
i'm watching lizzy
with midgets getting busy
i'm getting dizzy
by the fourth way
That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket
by eggnog doggy-dog
Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!
by Liz B
Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?
by eggnog doggy-dog
oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin
by the fourth way
Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey spliff where mah G's
at Gimme some mo' You know
We really need that
by Busta Haiku
I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!
by Liz B
He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome
by eggnog doggy-dog
Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?
by eggnog doggy-dog
I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"
by eggnog doggy-dog
that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol
by the fourth way
Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch
by eggnog doggy-dog
Yodel - ay - hee - hoo
My pet goat has a long beard
What does a goat say?
by eggnog doggy-dog
Illicit lover,
Unattainable passion
Gloom surrounds my heart
by Liz B
don't sleep on shakespeare...
he'll take off those frilly clothes
and whoop your behind
by the fourth way of seattle
Shakespeare - bawdy hack
Couldn't rhyme for his life
Forsooth, yon shit stank!
by Anonymous Poet
YOU NO THROW CHIP AT US!!!!!!!
by wayloon
Santa! Ho, ho, ho!
Santa, you my tru nigga
I got toy hook-ups.
by Anonymous Poet
Cats -- nature's kick-balls
They are good for little more
Than a good field goal.
by eggnog doggy-dog
eggnog doggy dog
and the nog pound loc up and
go do a sleigh by
by the fourth way of seattle
Terradaloo, Bob!
I can't wait for Ronnie Dobbs
That shit is funny.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give a man a fish
And he eats fish for a day
I like eating fish.
by eggnog doggy-dog
WHY YOU THROW CHIP?????
by wayloon
Last one left in the
Office please turn off the lights
and please leave it locked
by Anonymous Poet
You want something new?
Go to www.goatse.cx
Your mind will be crushed
by Anonymous Poet
SATA victimized
lawyers, psychics consulted...
suspects confronted
by X-Rom of http://www.totalabstinence.com/text/porn_piracy.html
thanks a lot ellie,
think of me in the morning,
sleeping while you work
by the fourth way of seattle
At least with Haiku
You break lines for a reason
Linguistics this, Bark!
by Anonymous Memepoolista
to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four
by ellie of montreal
oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?
by the fourth way of seattle
hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku
by the fourth way of seattle
