No work getting done
Haiku has but engulfed me
Damn the Japanese

Give man a midget
And he has a brand new toy
A fuzzy football

Give it to woman --
Well, it's best left unspoken
She has a "toy" too

i'm watching lizzy
with midgets getting busy
i'm getting dizzy

That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.

Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket

Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!

Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?

oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin

Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.

Hey spliff where mah G's
at Gimme some mo' You know
We really need that

I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!

He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome

Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?

I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"

that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol

Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch

Yodel - ay - hee - hoo
My pet goat has a long beard
What does a goat say?

Illicit lover,
Unattainable passion
Gloom surrounds my heart

don't sleep on shakespeare...
he'll take off those frilly clothes
and whoop your behind

Shakespeare - bawdy hack
Couldn't rhyme for his life
Forsooth, yon shit stank!

YOU NO THROW CHIP AT US!!!!!!!

Santa! Ho, ho, ho!
Santa, you my tru nigga
I got toy hook-ups.

Cats -- nature's kick-balls
They are good for little more
Than a good field goal.

eggnog doggy dog
and the nog pound loc up and
go do a sleigh by

Terradaloo, Bob!
I can't wait for Ronnie Dobbs
That shit is funny.

Give a man a fish
And he eats fish for a day
I like eating fish.

WHY YOU THROW CHIP?????

Last one left in the
Office please turn off the lights
and please leave it locked

You want something new?
Go to www.goatse.cx
Your mind will be crushed

SATA victimized
lawyers, psychics consulted...
suspects confronted

thanks a lot ellie,
think of me in the morning,
sleeping while you work

At least with Haiku
You break lines for a reason
Linguistics this, Bark!

to all west coasters
i'm leaving work in an hour
all of you have four

oh my gosh, that was
the worst pickup line ever.
still wanna meet me?

hey Sonya, i'm in
seattle too- let's do lunch
and talk in haiku

Work is so boring
Typing does not pass the time
Only beer can help

i am quite tired
31 minutes left
till i have a beer

i am quite tired

Thanks memepool.com
For showing me Bad Haiku
You make my lunch fun.

I need to go shit
A turtlehead poking out
i hear it plop down

crap, why am i here
I want to drink belgian beer
I'm leaving at 5

An E-mail for you
Please open the attachment
No more MP3's

a wise man once said
there is no bad poetry
only bad poets

I thought I was drunk
I guess I was wrong, it seems
I am just confused

bad poetry is
afoot on this bad website
gets better, perhaps?

an emena means
that rapper comes to your house,
puts candy up yours

a winner is you
i vaguely remember that
wrestling game i think

i don't want to know
what an "emena" may be
does not sound good though

Mistress Natasha,
your Sunny D emena
is quite unnerving