Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku
by redbeard
memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?
by dork_from_a_box of boston
code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train
by uberklok
ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry
by the fourth way
births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light
by uberklok
I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.
by Anonymous Poet
this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot
by sheena is here again - but why?
meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME
by Anonymous Poet
Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live
by M. Bickers of Charlottesville, VA
desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted
by the fourth way
it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'
by Anonymous Poet
deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.
by M. Bickers of charlottesville, VA
all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's
by ash
Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand
by Janis
inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder
by ash
This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.
It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.
by Sonya of Seattle
ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes
by the fourth way
My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!
by Pedro of Simi Valhey
So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.
by Jude of Austin TX
this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses
by ash
i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too
by the fourth way of seattle
I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint
by Anonymous
Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.
Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.
by Sonya of Seattle
life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)
by ash
why waste bathwater
on a baby you're gonna
throw out anyway?
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
It had to happen
Someone wrote "all your haiku
are belong to us."
The honest truth, though
Is that I'm far past tired of
that damn stupid phrase.
by Norbert
Cupids eat foie gros
with candy red hots and milk
ketchup on the side
by Speedo
badhaiku.com -
It's the victim of memepool
Sort of "slashdotted"
by eggnog doggy-dog
janis- calm down and
tell me how my mutual
funds and stocks did
by the fourth way
Norman Rockwell Art
Money is better than skill
Americana
by Ted and Nancy of anonymous art museum
What the fuck is up?
200 haiku - one day
What's going on here?
by Janis of Santa Monica
unforseeable
inconceivability
but it's all your fault
by the fourth way
The Japs aren't all bad
Example: tamagotchi
Remember that one?
by eggnog doggy-dog
No work getting done
Haiku has but engulfed me
Damn the Japanese
by eggnog doggy-dog
Give man a midget
And he has a brand new toy
A fuzzy football
Give it to woman --
Well, it's best left unspoken
She has a "toy" too
by eggnog doggy-dog
i'm watching lizzy
with midgets getting busy
i'm getting dizzy
by the fourth way
That last one was sick
I truely apologize
Lechers -- NOT funny.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey little scrapper
How'd you like a new quarter?
Fish in my pocket
by eggnog doggy-dog
Nothin' says lovin'
Like midgets in my oven.
So turn up the heat!
by Liz B
Liz and a dwarf -- eww!
What unnat'ral things proceed
past the bedroom door?
by eggnog doggy-dog
oh no...midget porn
Liz went from the whole gloom thing
to mini-lovin
by the fourth way
Honey, where's my tie?
Honey? Why do you hang there?
I need my blue tie.
by eggnog doggy-dog
Hey spliff where mah G's
at Gimme some mo' You know
We really need that
by Busta Haiku
I'm not on the couch,
I'm heading for the bedroom
I'll borrow the dwarf!
by Liz B
He was a "big" man
The ladies all adored him
Stretch'd wide in welcome
by eggnog doggy-dog
Where are my "dogs" at?
Participles dang'ling true!
Where's your bad grammar?
by eggnog doggy-dog
I got me a dwarf
He is so funny to watch
After being "tossed"
by eggnog doggy-dog
that aint gloom baby
looks more like a big ass ball
of cholesterol
by the fourth way
Liz, that shit's too deep
This forum is a cesspool
Not a doctor's couch
by eggnog doggy-dog
