My name is YoYo
and I'm not wearing pants.
Love that Internet.

a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.

memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.

Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.

currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad

Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.

thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.

I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)

this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity

9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?

thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault

sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy

there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth

ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are

Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.

uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles

too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.

Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables

sorry janis I
am the guilty dog who
mempooled you are site

dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo

dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.

oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!

I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this

we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku

formerly anon
now i post as redbeard. yes,
redbeard the pirate

exit point excited
scathing walls of sandstone
ky jelly is needed

Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"

we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku

memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?

code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train

ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry

births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light

I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.

this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot

meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME

Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live

desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted

it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'

deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.

all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's

Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand

inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder

This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.

It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.

ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes

My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!

So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.

this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses

i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too

I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint

Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.

Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.