Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.
Haiku # 6296, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by esn of Sydney, NSW, Australia
memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.
Haiku # 6295, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.
Haiku # 6294, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad
Haiku # 6293, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.
Haiku # 6292, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.
Haiku # 6291, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)
Haiku # 6290, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by YoYo
this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity
Haiku # 6289, March 12, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?
Haiku # 6288, March 12, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way
thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault
Haiku # 6287, March 12, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by redbeard
sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy
Haiku # 6286, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth
Haiku # 6285, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by six of hell
ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are
Haiku # 6284, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way
Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.
Haiku # 6283, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by YoYo
uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles
Haiku # 6282, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by matt of lbc
too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.
Haiku # 6281, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by redbeard
Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables
Haiku # 6280, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
sorry janis I
am the guilty dog who
mempooled you are site
Haiku # 6279, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by pigdog
dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo
Haiku # 6278, March 12, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.
Haiku # 6277, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by redbeard
oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!
Haiku # 6276, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this
Haiku # 6275, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Wanton of San Mateo, CA
we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku
Haiku # 6274, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
formerly anon
now i post as redbeard. yes,
redbeard the pirate
Haiku # 6273, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by redbeard
exit point excited
scathing walls of sandstone
ky jelly is needed
Haiku # 6272, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"
Haiku # 6271, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku
Haiku # 6270, March 12, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by redbeard
memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?
Haiku # 6269, March 12, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train
Haiku # 6268, March 12, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by uberklok
ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry
Haiku # 6267, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by the fourth way
births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light
Haiku # 6266, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by uberklok
I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.
Haiku # 6265, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot
Haiku # 6264, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by sheena is here again - but why?
meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME
Haiku # 6263, March 12, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live
Haiku # 6262, March 12, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by M. Bickers of Charlottesville, VA
desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted
Haiku # 6261, March 12, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by the fourth way
it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'
Haiku # 6260, March 12, 2001 6:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.
Haiku # 6259, March 12, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by M. Bickers of charlottesville, VA
all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's
Haiku # 6258, March 12, 2001 6:54 pm ET
by ash
Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand
Haiku # 6257, March 12, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Janis
inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder
Haiku # 6256, March 12, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by ash
This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.

It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.
Haiku # 6255, March 12, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes
Haiku # 6254, March 12, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by the fourth way
My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!
Haiku # 6253, March 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by Pedro of Simi Valhey
So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.
Haiku # 6252, March 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by Jude of Austin TX
this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses
Haiku # 6251, March 12, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by ash
i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too
Haiku # 6250, March 12, 2001 6:36 pm ET
by the fourth way of seattle
I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint
Haiku # 6249, March 12, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous
Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.

Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.
Haiku # 6248, March 12, 2001 6:34 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)
Haiku # 6247, March 12, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by ash
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