I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby
back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.
(Barbeque sauce!)
by YoYo
this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity
by dork_from_a_box
9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?
by the fourth way
thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault
by redbeard
sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy
by 9thmoon of Seattle
there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth
by six of hell
ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are
by the fourth way
Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.
by YoYo
uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles
by matt of lbc
too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.
by redbeard
Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
sorry janis I
am the guilty dog who
mempooled you are site
by pigdog
dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo
by Anonymous Poet
dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.
by redbeard
oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!
by Anonymous Poet
I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this
by Wanton of San Mateo, CA
we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku
by dork_from_a_box
formerly anon
now i post as redbeard. yes,
redbeard the pirate
by redbeard
exit point excited
scathing walls of sandstone
ky jelly is needed
by matt of lbc
Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku
by redbeard
memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?
by dork_from_a_box of boston
code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train
by uberklok
ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry
by the fourth way
births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light
by uberklok
I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.
by Anonymous Poet
this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot
by sheena is here again - but why?
meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME
by Anonymous Poet
Good memes don't die
they wander earth eternal
all your base shall live
by M. Bickers of Charlottesville, VA
desi deserted
my dessert in the desert
the ice cream melted
by the fourth way
it's all just sim'le
and metaphor until some-
one loses an 'i'
by Anonymous Poet
deadly prions are
munching holes in my brain. Mmm,
infectious proteins.
by M. Bickers of charlottesville, VA
all hail to janis
toast to her magnificence
a site for sore i's
by ash
Packing up my life
Boxes piled in the corner
Beer in my free hand
by Janis
inspirational
two hundred haiku a day
i must try harder
by ash
This Seattle miss
(Well, perhaps that word's not right)
Is off to do work.
It's been pleasant, though;
Whiling away the minutes;
Missing my deadline.
by Sonya of Seattle
ash- please go back to
killing the Nostromo crew
until parker comes
by the fourth way
My cow is quite sick
She has green and yellow stripes
It's Plaid Cow Disease!
by Pedro of Simi Valhey
So sorry to defile
your grammar-school club with our
superior-ness.
by Jude of Austin TX
this ain't no chat room
although it gets lots of hits
seattle misses
by ash
i figured, Sonya
it was just platonic though...
my wife would freak too
by the fourth way of seattle
I wish I were there
The weather sucks so bad here
I need a breath mint
by Anonymous
Fourth Way, I'm afraid
(If you've read this far, of course)
My husband would freak.
Thanks for the invite.
Maybe in another life;
On another site.
by Sonya of Seattle
life is transparent
but is death post-grandparent ?
(my parent-thesis)
by ash
why waste bathwater
on a baby you're gonna
throw out anyway?
by Tor Gunston of www.tor.to
It had to happen
Someone wrote "all your haiku
are belong to us."
The honest truth, though
Is that I'm far past tired of
that damn stupid phrase.
by Norbert
Cupids eat foie gros
with candy red hots and milk
ketchup on the side
by Speedo
badhaiku.com -
It's the victim of memepool
Sort of "slashdotted"
by eggnog doggy-dog
janis- calm down and
tell me how my mutual
funds and stocks did
by the fourth way
Norman Rockwell Art
Money is better than skill
Americana
by Ted and Nancy of anonymous art museum
