Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

Haiku # 6312, March 12, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by pigdog
eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy
Haiku # 6311, March 12, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all
Haiku # 6310, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...
Haiku # 6309, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
been here twelve hours
always more stuff to get done
screw this, i go home.
Haiku # 6308, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by j3s of chi town
nightynight nightnight
mister fourth way, you lonesome
prairie doggie, you
Haiku # 6307, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Miss M.
yes, they are. Oh Shit!
Are you allowed to that?
Well, probably not.
Haiku # 6306, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by esn
barney miller show
diverse police force tv
now where is mcgarret?
Haiku # 6305, March 12, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
Ads are gone
Web finished - time for
Vacation!
Haiku # 6304, March 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Winner of NY
flutterflies flutter
or are they just leaves playing
inside my head
Haiku # 6303, March 12, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku schmaiku here
we post bad poetry here
better than tv
Haiku # 6302, March 12, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
joke's on me it seems
i've posted too much haiku
goodnight everyone
Haiku # 6301, March 12, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by the fourth way
took a valium
it is all much better now
thanks for the advice!
Haiku # 6300, March 12, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by esn of aust
mr. down under boy
cool your jets and just calm down
australian for dumb
Haiku # 6299, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by the fourth way
I say memepool
with two me, mes and a pool
viral, yeah, viral
Haiku # 6298, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Miss M. Bickers
My name is YoYo
and I'm not wearing pants.
Love that Internet.
Haiku # 6297, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by YoYo
a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.
Haiku # 6296, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by esn of Sydney, NSW, Australia
memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.
Haiku # 6295, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.
Haiku # 6294, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad
Haiku # 6293, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.
Haiku # 6292, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.
Haiku # 6291, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)
Haiku # 6290, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by YoYo
this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity
Haiku # 6289, March 12, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?
Haiku # 6288, March 12, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way
thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault
Haiku # 6287, March 12, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by redbeard
sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy
Haiku # 6286, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth
Haiku # 6285, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by six of hell
ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are
Haiku # 6284, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way
Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.
Haiku # 6283, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by YoYo
uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles
Haiku # 6282, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by matt of lbc
too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.
Haiku # 6281, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by redbeard
Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables
Haiku # 6280, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
sorry janis I
am the guilty dog who
mempooled you are site
Haiku # 6279, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by pigdog
dot coms led the fall
now we all fall down down down
bottom out? boo hoo
Haiku # 6278, March 12, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dot com may live, yet
one would ask, 'has it made cash'?
the answer is no.
Haiku # 6277, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by redbeard
oh baby, just wait
my friend is coming to post
get out the popcorn !!!!
Haiku # 6276, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I never wrote haiku
before, hope I can count the
syllables in this
Haiku # 6275, March 12, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Wanton of San Mateo, CA
we read bad haiku
at haiku dot com you know
read read bad haiku
Haiku # 6274, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
formerly anon
now i post as redbeard. yes,
redbeard the pirate
Haiku # 6273, March 12, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by redbeard
exit point excited
scathing walls of sandstone
ky jelly is needed
Haiku # 6272, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Our dot com still lives.
To all my friends by the Bay,
"Who's laughing now, bitch?"
Haiku # 6271, March 12, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
we submit haiku
at the bad hiaku dot com
send that bad hiaku
Haiku # 6270, March 12, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by redbeard
memepool owns my life,
no one else does, so why care?
Haiku # 6269, March 12, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
code alone
again my fuk off partner
takes the early train
Haiku # 6268, March 12, 2001 7:08 pm ET
by uberklok
ha ha HA HAIKU!!
Bless you. Seems you're allergic
to real poetry
Haiku # 6267, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by the fourth way
births and deaths recur
without end: moths flutter
in a beam of light
Haiku # 6266, March 12, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by uberklok
I heard of a place
where hiaku runs rampant, free
so should you run, too.
Haiku # 6265, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this class is for shit
professor thinks she's hot snot
actu'lly, she'snot
Haiku # 6264, March 12, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by sheena is here again - but why?
meme meme mo-meme ba-
nana -fana fo-feme me-
mi-mo meme meme MEME
Haiku # 6263, March 12, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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