Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes
Haiku # 6329, March 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good
Haiku # 6328, March 12, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me
Haiku # 6327, March 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Ethan of BAD!!!
Weird British Humor
Hella-Shitty? Oh yeah
What a waste of eyesight
Haiku # 6326, March 12, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by Ethan of USA
this isn't
a
haiku
Haiku # 6325, March 12, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by esn
Memepool sent me here
SiSSYFiGHT is down today
Prepare for newbies
Haiku # 6324, March 12, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by Nicorette
sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep
Haiku # 6323, March 12, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by mellie
i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed
Haiku # 6322, March 12, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Teresa McRann
Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad
Haiku # 6321, March 12, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by badger of USofA
German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)
Haiku # 6320, March 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by BeeOOll of Dallas, TX
my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think
Haiku # 6319, March 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by jbkim (posted by tcl)
this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"
Haiku # 6318, March 12, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by Robert Jones of Austin, TX
math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.
Haiku # 6317, March 12, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by stuff of http://beerho.com/
pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?
Haiku # 6316, March 12, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by deus_x of detroit, mi
websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick
Haiku # 6315, March 12, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by rob
all your base
are belong to us
what you say
Haiku # 6314, March 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)
Haiku # 6313, March 12, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

Haiku # 6312, March 12, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by pigdog
eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy
Haiku # 6311, March 12, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all
Haiku # 6310, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...
Haiku # 6309, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
been here twelve hours
always more stuff to get done
screw this, i go home.
Haiku # 6308, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by j3s of chi town
nightynight nightnight
mister fourth way, you lonesome
prairie doggie, you
Haiku # 6307, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Miss M.
yes, they are. Oh Shit!
Are you allowed to that?
Well, probably not.
Haiku # 6306, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by esn
barney miller show
diverse police force tv
now where is mcgarret?
Haiku # 6305, March 12, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
Ads are gone
Web finished - time for
Vacation!
Haiku # 6304, March 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Winner of NY
flutterflies flutter
or are they just leaves playing
inside my head
Haiku # 6303, March 12, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku schmaiku here
we post bad poetry here
better than tv
Haiku # 6302, March 12, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
joke's on me it seems
i've posted too much haiku
goodnight everyone
Haiku # 6301, March 12, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by the fourth way
took a valium
it is all much better now
thanks for the advice!
Haiku # 6300, March 12, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by esn of aust
mr. down under boy
cool your jets and just calm down
australian for dumb
Haiku # 6299, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by the fourth way
I say memepool
with two me, mes and a pool
viral, yeah, viral
Haiku # 6298, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Miss M. Bickers
My name is YoYo
and I'm not wearing pants.
Love that Internet.
Haiku # 6297, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by YoYo
a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.
Haiku # 6296, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by esn of Sydney, NSW, Australia
memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.
Haiku # 6295, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.
Haiku # 6294, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad
Haiku # 6293, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.
Haiku # 6292, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.
Haiku # 6291, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)
Haiku # 6290, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by YoYo
this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity
Haiku # 6289, March 12, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?
Haiku # 6288, March 12, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way
thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault
Haiku # 6287, March 12, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by redbeard
sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy
Haiku # 6286, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth
Haiku # 6285, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by six of hell
ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are
Haiku # 6284, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way
Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.
Haiku # 6283, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by YoYo
uncooked pork seductress
tempting and suculent
my ceramic bowl smiles
Haiku # 6282, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by matt of lbc
too long, these hiaku
the real english format is
three five three, gajin.
Haiku # 6281, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by redbeard
Good attempt, Wanton,
but "I never wrote haiku"
has six syllables
Haiku # 6280, March 12, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by McBain of Pittsburgh, PA
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