Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

My life is ruined
But I deserve it, oh yes
All can read my shame

eFront was my pride
I fucked over webmasters
Now they have revenge
Haiku # 6332, March 12, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by Sam Jain of www.fuckedcompany.com
haiku do not rhyme
fool! i fear you not a bit
[insert nature here]
Haiku # 6331, March 12, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the goat kid is here
so you had better beware
and tremble in fear
Haiku # 6330, March 12, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by goatkid of Portland,OR
we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes
Haiku # 6329, March 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good
Haiku # 6328, March 12, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me
Haiku # 6327, March 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Ethan of BAD!!!
Weird British Humor
Hella-Shitty? Oh yeah
What a waste of eyesight
Haiku # 6326, March 12, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by Ethan of USA
this isn't
a
haiku
Haiku # 6325, March 12, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by esn
Memepool sent me here
SiSSYFiGHT is down today
Prepare for newbies
Haiku # 6324, March 12, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by Nicorette
sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep
Haiku # 6323, March 12, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by mellie
i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed
Haiku # 6322, March 12, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Teresa McRann
Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad
Haiku # 6321, March 12, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by badger of USofA
German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)
Haiku # 6320, March 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by BeeOOll of Dallas, TX
my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think
Haiku # 6319, March 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by jbkim (posted by tcl)
this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"
Haiku # 6318, March 12, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by Robert Jones of Austin, TX
math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.
Haiku # 6317, March 12, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by stuff of http://beerho.com/
pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?
Haiku # 6316, March 12, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by deus_x of detroit, mi
websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick
Haiku # 6315, March 12, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by rob
all your base
are belong to us
what you say
Haiku # 6314, March 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)
Haiku # 6313, March 12, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

Haiku # 6312, March 12, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by pigdog
eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy
Haiku # 6311, March 12, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all
Haiku # 6310, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...
Haiku # 6309, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
been here twelve hours
always more stuff to get done
screw this, i go home.
Haiku # 6308, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by j3s of chi town
nightynight nightnight
mister fourth way, you lonesome
prairie doggie, you
Haiku # 6307, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Miss M.
yes, they are. Oh Shit!
Are you allowed to that?
Well, probably not.
Haiku # 6306, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by esn
barney miller show
diverse police force tv
now where is mcgarret?
Haiku # 6305, March 12, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box of boston
Ads are gone
Web finished - time for
Vacation!
Haiku # 6304, March 12, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by Winner of NY
flutterflies flutter
or are they just leaves playing
inside my head
Haiku # 6303, March 12, 2001 7:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
haiku schmaiku here
we post bad poetry here
better than tv
Haiku # 6302, March 12, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
joke's on me it seems
i've posted too much haiku
goodnight everyone
Haiku # 6301, March 12, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by the fourth way
took a valium
it is all much better now
thanks for the advice!
Haiku # 6300, March 12, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by esn of aust
mr. down under boy
cool your jets and just calm down
australian for dumb
Haiku # 6299, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by the fourth way
I say memepool
with two me, mes and a pool
viral, yeah, viral
Haiku # 6298, March 12, 2001 7:32 pm ET
by Miss M. Bickers
My name is YoYo
and I'm not wearing pants.
Love that Internet.
Haiku # 6297, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by YoYo
a haiku's last line
should be slightly different
stupid muthafucks.
Haiku # 6296, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by esn of Sydney, NSW, Australia
memepool is two, see?
for it is said meem pool, read?
one knows this, it's me.
Haiku # 6295, March 12, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is the burdon heavier with or without,
Free time means no money
Aaah, the dreaded cycle.
Haiku # 6294, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
currency robustly plentifull
large conglomerates swoon besides you
bad consumer bad
Haiku # 6293, March 12, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by matt of lbc
Does 'Memepool" count as
one or is it two because
I can't pronounce it.
Haiku # 6292, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
thought flickers through mind
a terrible idea forms
fourth way is a stud.
Haiku # 6291, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I want my baby
back baby back baby back
baby back baby

back baby back ba-
by back baby back baby
back baby back ribs.

(Barbeque sauce!)
Haiku # 6290, March 12, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by YoYo
this is the story
of a man named brady now
wesson-al-ity
Haiku # 6289, March 12, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by dork_from_a_box
9th moon, that sucked ass!
but then again this is a
bad haiku site huh?
Haiku # 6288, March 12, 2001 7:25 pm ET
by the fourth way
thanks janis, pigdog
for pushing this site even tho
it be memepools fault
Haiku # 6287, March 12, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by redbeard
sitting by the sea
just writing bad poetry
my name is Jimmy
Haiku # 6286, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
there is a cool site
sixfingeredmonkey dot com
that rules this great earth
Haiku # 6285, March 12, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by six of hell
ah, counting shmounting
who really cares how many
syllables there are
Haiku # 6284, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by the fourth way
Who found this font?
It's nearly illegible.
Blindness awaits.
Haiku # 6283, March 12, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by YoYo
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