Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

It makes me thankful
To live in the golden state.
Seasons? What seasons?
Haiku # 6356, March 13, 2001 1:39 am ET
by mad
texas bush country
infuriating morons
a landslide downhill
Haiku # 6355, March 13, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what you gonna do
when the Hulkamania
comes down on you ?
Haiku # 6354, March 13, 2001 1:26 am ET
by Terry H. Hogan
my left eye: foggy
i just put in new contacts
blink blink blink blink blink
Haiku # 6353, March 13, 2001 1:24 am ET
by jason feifer of worcester, ma
I dont need women
bitter heartache, pain, and angst
woo! look at that one!
Haiku # 6352, March 13, 2001 1:23 am ET
by studboy of Texas
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
Haiku # 6351, March 13, 2001 1:17 am ET
by studboy of Texas
I hear you brother
There is so much of nothing
Inactivity
Haiku # 6350, March 13, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Janis
after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done
Haiku # 6349, March 13, 2001 1:08 am ET
by studboy of Texas
vegetarians
an unknown breed in Texas
Cali, here I come!
Haiku # 6348, March 13, 2001 1:05 am ET
by studboy of Dallas
dotcom retiree
no love, no money, only
sapphire and tonic!
Haiku # 6347, March 13, 2001 12:59 am ET
by studboy of texas, dammit
my fever not bad
just make me speak in haiku
dayquil really rocks

dayquil is orange
it's the get me through the day
medicine that works

dayquil marry me
'all your base are belong to us'
where did that come from?
Haiku # 6346, March 13, 2001 12:59 am ET
by thought bubble
There's a farm up North
where all they do is milk squid.
That's where ink comes from.
Haiku # 6345, March 13, 2001 12:27 am ET
by Cap'n Pete
Gangrene and small pox
are simply Mother Nature's
version of tattoos.
Haiku # 6344, March 13, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Cap'n Pete
I wonder what it
is that makes fluoride so good?
Maybe it's the lead.
Haiku # 6343, March 13, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Cap'n Pete
sitting with laptop
might have a torn A C L
ice on my knee, fuck
Haiku # 6342, March 13, 2001 12:20 am ET
by andy of ny
I once was robbed at
gunpoint -- I thought that it was
just part of the tour.
Haiku # 6341, March 13, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Cap'n Pete
I have not slept in days
Why I do this to myself?
I am complete fool
Haiku # 6340, March 13, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
The lights flickered on
the urine stained kitchen floor.
There's no place like home.
Haiku # 6339, March 13, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Cap'n Pete
something is so good
about a little monkey
with just six fingers
Haiku # 6338, March 13, 2001 12:04 am ET
by pooper of doo
haiku sucks, yes
as poetry
all haiku bad, anyway
Haiku # 6337, March 12, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
Haiku # 6336, March 12, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by bocephus of dirty south
someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!
Haiku # 6335, March 12, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by bocephus of dirty south
Stuck at my workplace
I find a page to submit
my bad poetry

now, three hours later,
I sit and ponder my lack
of accomlshment.

today was a slow
and painfully bitter day,
and so now I bitch.
Haiku # 6334, March 12, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by pat of http://beerho.com/
unsubscribe
Haiku # 6333, March 12, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by mr dog fondle of the petting zoo
My life is ruined
But I deserve it, oh yes
All can read my shame

eFront was my pride
I fucked over webmasters
Now they have revenge
Haiku # 6332, March 12, 2001 10:00 pm ET
by Sam Jain of www.fuckedcompany.com
haiku do not rhyme
fool! i fear you not a bit
[insert nature here]
Haiku # 6331, March 12, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the goat kid is here
so you had better beware
and tremble in fear
Haiku # 6330, March 12, 2001 9:50 pm ET
by goatkid of Portland,OR
we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes
Haiku # 6329, March 12, 2001 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good
Haiku # 6328, March 12, 2001 9:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me
Haiku # 6327, March 12, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Ethan of BAD!!!
Weird British Humor
Hella-Shitty? Oh yeah
What a waste of eyesight
Haiku # 6326, March 12, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by Ethan of USA
this isn't
a
haiku
Haiku # 6325, March 12, 2001 9:34 pm ET
by esn
Memepool sent me here
SiSSYFiGHT is down today
Prepare for newbies
Haiku # 6324, March 12, 2001 9:33 pm ET
by Nicorette
sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep
Haiku # 6323, March 12, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by mellie
i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed
Haiku # 6322, March 12, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by Teresa McRann
Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad
Haiku # 6321, March 12, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by badger of USofA
German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)
Haiku # 6320, March 12, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by BeeOOll of Dallas, TX
my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think
Haiku # 6319, March 12, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by jbkim (posted by tcl)
this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"
Haiku # 6318, March 12, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by Robert Jones of Austin, TX
math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.
Haiku # 6317, March 12, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by stuff of http://beerho.com/
pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?
Haiku # 6316, March 12, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by deus_x of detroit, mi
websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick
Haiku # 6315, March 12, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by rob
all your base
are belong to us
what you say
Haiku # 6314, March 12, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)
Haiku # 6313, March 12, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

Haiku # 6312, March 12, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by pigdog
eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy
Haiku # 6311, March 12, 2001 7:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all
Haiku # 6310, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Voices in my head
Saying I had better work more
Or Boss might suspect...
Haiku # 6309, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
been here twelve hours
always more stuff to get done
screw this, i go home.
Haiku # 6308, March 12, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by j3s of chi town
nightynight nightnight
mister fourth way, you lonesome
prairie doggie, you
Haiku # 6307, March 12, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by Miss M.
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