Bad haiku is good
I'm glad I found this Web site
I can kill an hour

Thirty short minutes
Until my pizza arrives
With no anchovies

So this is light beer
This amber-tinted water
Where's the alcohol

It makes me thankful
To live in the golden state.
Seasons? What seasons?

texas bush country
infuriating morons
a landslide downhill

what you gonna do
when the Hulkamania
comes down on you ?

my left eye: foggy
i just put in new contacts
blink blink blink blink blink

I dont need women
bitter heartache, pain, and angst
woo! look at that one!

after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done

I hear you brother
There is so much of nothing
Inactivity

after the layoff,
problem with doing nothing:
dont know when you're done

vegetarians
an unknown breed in Texas
Cali, here I come!

dotcom retiree
no love, no money, only
sapphire and tonic!

my fever not bad
just make me speak in haiku
dayquil really rocks

dayquil is orange
it's the get me through the day
medicine that works

dayquil marry me
'all your base are belong to us'
where did that come from?

There's a farm up North
where all they do is milk squid.
That's where ink comes from.

Gangrene and small pox
are simply Mother Nature's
version of tattoos.

I wonder what it
is that makes fluoride so good?
Maybe it's the lead.

sitting with laptop
might have a torn A C L
ice on my knee, fuck

I once was robbed at
gunpoint -- I thought that it was
just part of the tour.

I have not slept in days
Why I do this to myself?
I am complete fool

The lights flickered on
the urine stained kitchen floor.
There's no place like home.

something is so good
about a little monkey
with just six fingers

haiku sucks, yes
as poetry
all haiku bad, anyway

someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!

someone set us up the bomb !!!
hello gentlemen
all yuor base are belong to us!

Stuck at my workplace
I find a page to submit
my bad poetry

now, three hours later,
I sit and ponder my lack
of accomlshment.

today was a slow
and painfully bitter day,
and so now I bitch.

unsubscribe

My life is ruined
But I deserve it, oh yes
All can read my shame

eFront was my pride
I fucked over webmasters
Now they have revenge

haiku do not rhyme
fool! i fear you not a bit
[insert nature here]

the goat kid is here
so you had better beware
and tremble in fear

we do not approve
the only cock crows the dawn
of which the day comes

cock I seek
cock I find
mmMMmmMMMmmm taste good

Argue with me foo?
I bust a cap, ho-bag
Eternal bitch, to me

Weird British Humor
Hella-Shitty? Oh yeah
What a waste of eyesight

this isn't
a
haiku

Memepool sent me here
SiSSYFiGHT is down today
Prepare for newbies

sliding gliding snap
parents guiding dying for
in brackets, peace, sleep

i just have to chill
cuz today has been a day
and now i'm employed

Just wanted to see
my name in lights
is that so bad

German Chocolate
I so love this cake
Even good with tea
8)

my printer is possessed
it keeps spitting out black page
woe is me I think

this haiku exists
just to let me use the word
"serendipitous"

math and chemistry
holding my GPA hostage
randsoms of lost sleep.

pretentious goth git
trying not to step on bug
who turned on the lights?

websphere changes paths
angering developer
IBM sucks dick

all your base
are belong to us
what you say

What's that aroma?
Perfume on, in the morning.
My fingers smell good. =)

a good thing i think
just to see a memepooler
spellcheck ash..

eastern standard time
work is done and day is night
time zone envy

george carlin said
seven words you cannot say
internet allows all