pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat
by Big Satan of Jr. Mint Jr. League
someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl
by Big Satan of Tricycle World
A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration
by Barry of Under the Cleanroom
A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.
by Minpont Chien of Boston
That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.
by Sonya of Seattle
I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Kid says "bad haiku"
referring to his father's
bad hiking attempts
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Scissor schnitzle dog
Coat crevice with condiments
Say that three times fast
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I wish that I could
Stop writing in this format
I will break the mold...EXTRA SYLLABLES!
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Snort the screen, Sonya.
Shoot up the monitor and
Inhale the keyboard
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
by Rhys of New Orleans
I hate "All Your" crap
How many fools can there be?
will it never end?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Too much Haiku here.
No more meaning any more.
Chaters must all die.
by Vert
ALL YOUR IRC
Are belong to us now
ircd-dianora.50megs.com
by ALL YOUR IRCD
Don't be afarid of
spontaneous poetry:
makes us fools sound wise.
by Rhys of New Orleans
What good's a blow job
When you're stuck on an island.
Soth? no...Ginger? yes!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Is Popedo my
father? my penis is quite
unmatched in size
by fattroll of hi
I am deathly scared
that my normal speach patterns
will be haiku form
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Soth suck mad dick
Thurston smiles happily
Because the dick is his
by Anonymous Poet
Dallas is very close
Debbie has left her mark here
I walk with a limp
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Solve ghostly riddle :
look no farther than my phone,
corp'rate slave to Sprint!
by Rhys of New Orleans
Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I feel like a dolt
my spelling is often fine
I guess i fucked up.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Here is a riddle:
Wireless, red square, lines, pin drop
who do i work for?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
It's ampersand
@@ like those creatures in
those star wars movies
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Woops I did it ag-
This sentence is in between
Living la vida-
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
e-mail: dumb dot org
preceded by g h x
and then amperstand
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I am writing this
because I just mentioned it
on #povar:stratics
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
only seems that way
they've taken your email down
they're gonna find you
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Did anyone else
Notice that the email field
does not do a thing?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
if you smell the glove
then maybe in the winter
you see the weasel
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I lube up my thumb
so I can show you how I
stroke my cock and balls
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
How many more now?
I could likely write day
these poems are suck.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
according to tool
you ARE the man, and me too...
gotta love Maynard
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bitches with cell phones
do often drive SUVs.
wish I had a gun
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
As I sit at work
I do strive to slack off more
"fuck the man," says me
by ghostxxx of Fort Worthless
Texas is full of
rednecks, cowboys and hicks
they love bar-b-que
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Your search engine sucks
Is that the best you can do?
Time for something new.
by BigBallz
