Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
Haiku # 6438 March 13, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
Haiku # 6437 March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
Haiku # 6436 March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
Haiku # 6435 March 13, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
Haiku # 6434 March 13, 2001 11:57 am ET
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
Haiku # 6433 March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
Haiku # 6432 March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
I hate "All Your" crap
How many fools can there be?
will it never end?
Haiku # 6431 March 13, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Too much Haiku here.
No more meaning any more.
Chaters must all die.
Haiku # 6430 March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Vert
ALL YOUR IRC
Are belong to us now
ircd-dianora.50megs.com
Haiku # 6429 March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ALL YOUR IRCD
Don't be afarid of
spontaneous poetry:
makes us fools sound wise.
Haiku # 6428 March 13, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
What good's a blow job
When you're stuck on an island.
Soth? no...Ginger? yes!
Haiku # 6427 March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Is Popedo my
father? my penis is quite
unmatched in size
Haiku # 6426 March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by fattroll of hi
I am deathly scared
that my normal speach patterns
will be haiku form
Haiku # 6425 March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Soth suck mad dick
Thurston smiles happily
Because the dick is his
Haiku # 6424 March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dallas is very close
Debbie has left her mark here
I walk with a limp
Haiku # 6423 March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Solve ghostly riddle :
look no farther than my phone,
corp'rate slave to Sprint!
Haiku # 6422 March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
Haiku # 6421 March 13, 2001 11:38 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
Haiku # 6420 March 13, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
Haiku # 6419 March 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I feel like a dolt
my spelling is often fine
I guess i fucked up.
Haiku # 6418 March 13, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Here is a riddle:
Wireless, red square, lines, pin drop
who do i work for?
Haiku # 6417 March 13, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
It's ampersand
@@ like those creatures in
those star wars movies
Haiku # 6416 March 13, 2001 11:20 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Woops I did it ag-
This sentence is in between
Living la vida-
Haiku # 6415 March 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
e-mail: dumb dot org
preceded by g h x
and then amperstand
Haiku # 6414 March 13, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
Haiku # 6413 March 13, 2001 11:16 am ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
Haiku # 6412 March 13, 2001 11:14 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I am writing this
because I just mentioned it
on #povar:stratics
Haiku # 6411 March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
only seems that way
they've taken your email down
they're gonna find you
Haiku # 6410 March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Did anyone else
Notice that the email field
does not do a thing?
Haiku # 6409 March 13, 2001 11:08 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
if you smell the glove
then maybe in the winter
you see the weasel
Haiku # 6408 March 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I lube up my thumb
so I can show you how I
stroke my cock and balls
Haiku # 6407 March 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
How many more now?
I could likely write day
these poems are suck.
Haiku # 6406 March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
according to tool
you ARE the man, and me too...
gotta love Maynard
Haiku # 6405 March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bitches with cell phones
do often drive SUVs.
wish I had a gun
Haiku # 6404 March 13, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
As I sit at work
I do strive to slack off more
"fuck the man," says me
Haiku # 6403 March 13, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worthless
Texas is full of
rednecks, cowboys and hicks
they love bar-b-que
Haiku # 6402 March 13, 2001 10:58 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Your search engine sucks
Is that the best you can do?
Time for something new.
Haiku # 6401 March 13, 2001 10:52 am ET
by BigBallz
Nasdaq is tanking
day traders wish they had kept
that insurance job
Haiku # 6400 March 13, 2001 10:51 am ET
by doctor b
There's corn in my poo
Last night's succatash passed
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6399 March 13, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Bung Daddy
who am i to them,
twenty-some and spiky hair?
am i okay there?
Haiku # 6398 March 13, 2001 9:58 am ET
by teemac of California
beEeoL say he is taaa'hrd
threw the biTch against the wall..
gots to gets his sleeps
Haiku # 6397 March 13, 2001 9:50 am ET
by LObsTeR of fORT wOrf
I still sleepy now
Bed hair it sticking straight up.
Must go brush my teeth.
Haiku # 6396 March 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by BeeOOll of Dallas
That mound of umber
Goodness you just stepped into
Came from my dog's ass
Haiku # 6395 March 13, 2001 9:16 am ET
by Buttercup of Athens
trying not to do
what I should but why should I?
today's just tuesday
Haiku # 6394 March 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by dee
Oh no! I sent porn.
It was not my intention.
Can you forgive me?
Haiku # 6393 March 13, 2001 9:03 am ET
by tam a lama din don of DE-troit
Haiku written with
No inspiration are not
Very good, are they?
Haiku # 6392 March 13, 2001 8:54 am ET
by Matt of Virginia
Sooty Telesto
This is causing a low yield
Something must be done

Electrostatic
The filters must be dirty
Precipitators
Haiku # 6391 March 13, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Barry of UNderneath the cleenroom
fat fool moon goads me
to spew a few words, all so
self-referential
Haiku # 6390 March 13, 2001 8:25 am ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Why trust a hand held
appliance? So thrilling when
it jerks you around.
Haiku # 6389 March 13, 2001 8:16 am ET
by mellie