Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
Haiku # 6421, March 13, 2001 11:38 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
Haiku # 6420, March 13, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
Haiku # 6419, March 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I feel like a dolt
my spelling is often fine
I guess i fucked up.
Haiku # 6418, March 13, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Here is a riddle:
Wireless, red square, lines, pin drop
who do i work for?
Haiku # 6417, March 13, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
It's ampersand
@@ like those creatures in
those star wars movies
Haiku # 6416, March 13, 2001 11:20 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Woops I did it ag-
This sentence is in between
Living la vida-
Haiku # 6415, March 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
e-mail: dumb dot org
preceded by g h x
and then amperstand
Haiku # 6414, March 13, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
Haiku # 6413, March 13, 2001 11:16 am ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
Haiku # 6412, March 13, 2001 11:14 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I am writing this
because I just mentioned it
on #povar:stratics
Haiku # 6411, March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
only seems that way
they've taken your email down
they're gonna find you
Haiku # 6410, March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Did anyone else
Notice that the email field
does not do a thing?
Haiku # 6409, March 13, 2001 11:08 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
if you smell the glove
then maybe in the winter
you see the weasel
Haiku # 6408, March 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I lube up my thumb
so I can show you how I
stroke my cock and balls
Haiku # 6407, March 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
How many more now?
I could likely write day
these poems are suck.
Haiku # 6406, March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
according to tool
you ARE the man, and me too...
gotta love Maynard
Haiku # 6405, March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bitches with cell phones
do often drive SUVs.
wish I had a gun
Haiku # 6404, March 13, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
As I sit at work
I do strive to slack off more
"fuck the man," says me
Haiku # 6403, March 13, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worthless
Texas is full of
rednecks, cowboys and hicks
they love bar-b-que
Haiku # 6402, March 13, 2001 10:58 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Your search engine sucks
Is that the best you can do?
Time for something new.
Haiku # 6401, March 13, 2001 10:52 am ET
by BigBallz
Nasdaq is tanking
day traders wish they had kept
that insurance job
Haiku # 6400, March 13, 2001 10:51 am ET
by doctor b
There's corn in my poo
Last night's succatash passed
like shit through a goose
Haiku # 6399, March 13, 2001 10:09 am ET
by Bung Daddy
who am i to them,
twenty-some and spiky hair?
am i okay there?
Haiku # 6398, March 13, 2001 9:58 am ET
by teemac of California
beEeoL say he is taaa'hrd
threw the biTch against the wall..
gots to gets his sleeps
Haiku # 6397, March 13, 2001 9:50 am ET
by LObsTeR of fORT wOrf
I still sleepy now
Bed hair it sticking straight up.
Must go brush my teeth.
Haiku # 6396, March 13, 2001 9:37 am ET
by BeeOOll of Dallas
That mound of umber
Goodness you just stepped into
Came from my dog's ass
Haiku # 6395, March 13, 2001 9:16 am ET
by Buttercup of Athens
trying not to do
what I should but why should I?
today's just tuesday
Haiku # 6394, March 13, 2001 9:11 am ET
by dee
Oh no! I sent porn.
It was not my intention.
Can you forgive me?
Haiku # 6393, March 13, 2001 9:03 am ET
by tam a lama din don of DE-troit
Haiku written with
No inspiration are not
Very good, are they?
Haiku # 6392, March 13, 2001 8:54 am ET
by Matt of Virginia
Sooty Telesto
This is causing a low yield
Something must be done

Electrostatic
The filters must be dirty
Precipitators
Haiku # 6391, March 13, 2001 8:26 am ET
by Barry of UNderneath the cleenroom
fat fool moon goads me
to spew a few words, all so
self-referential
Haiku # 6390, March 13, 2001 8:25 am ET
by VerbaLizer of NYC
Why trust a hand held
appliance? So thrilling when
it jerks you around.
Haiku # 6389, March 13, 2001 8:16 am ET
by mellie
Another Failure!
Can you not perceive the faults?
Get out of my sight!
Haiku # 6388, March 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Barry of Underneath the cleanroom.
is that a fact Ash?
we all knew it would happen.
even before you.
Haiku # 6387, March 13, 2001 7:59 am ET
by mellie
I re-iterate
You must know that All Your Base
Are Belong To Us
Haiku # 6386, March 13, 2001 7:57 am ET
by Barry of Underneath the cleanroom.
my monkey is great
he has only six fingers
i love him so much
Haiku # 6385, March 13, 2001 7:55 am ET
by doo doo of hell
I tried hard to work
The damn espresso machine
Now I drink brown sludge
Haiku # 6384, March 13, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Loki
Annoying screen names
Impossible romances
Retard addiction.
Haiku # 6383, March 13, 2001 7:44 am ET
by Nicorette
have we hit bottom?
ordinarily perhaps.
could this be the end?
Haiku # 6382, March 13, 2001 7:05 am ET
by mellie
fifty point four eight
out of the ordinary
where's the rising sun?
Haiku # 6381, March 13, 2001 7:01 am ET
by mellie
right in front of me
the facts were taken away
before i knew it
Haiku # 6380, March 13, 2001 6:30 am ET
by ash
sunflower yellow
the salty tang of chippies
computer humming
Haiku # 6379, March 13, 2001 6:29 am ET
by ash
Ooh Ooh Oooh, Horshack
Whats hap-nin Mr. Kot-ter
Pulp fiction my ass!
Haiku # 6378, March 13, 2001 4:39 am ET
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
One thirty am
Drunk, rooms are spinning round fast
I peed in hamper
Haiku # 6377, March 13, 2001 4:33 am ET
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
She is exotic
Beautiful and curvey, but
I have no money
Haiku # 6376, March 13, 2001 4:25 am ET
by Trolltime of Vancouver WA
I really hate when
sassy-ass haiku websites
reject my haiku
Haiku # 6375, March 13, 2001 4:17 am ET
by Dylan of California
work in industry
watch it crumble around me
uncertainty stress
Haiku # 6374, March 13, 2001 3:39 am ET
by Craig of Midwest
Your ass gets wider
As you get older, my dear.
Eat a damn salad.
Haiku # 6373, March 13, 2001 3:16 am ET
by SF 404
potluck party now
but there is no pot in sight
not very lucky
Haiku # 6372, March 13, 2001 3:11 am ET
by witten
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