Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

"I walk with a limp"
Says Ghostxxx of Debbie's mark
We ask: A limp what?
Haiku # 6452, March 13, 2001 1:21 pm ET
by Doug of Sniping, Inc
Lettuce Crisper dot
com: when the leaves start to brown,
you can hit "refresh"
Haiku # 6451, March 13, 2001 1:20 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat
Haiku # 6450, March 13, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Big Satan of Jr. Mint Jr. League
someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl
Haiku # 6449, March 13, 2001 1:04 pm ET
by Big Satan of Tricycle World
A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon
Haiku # 6448, March 13, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration
Haiku # 6447, March 13, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Barry of Under the Cleanroom
A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.
Haiku # 6446, March 13, 2001 12:43 pm ET
by Minpont Chien of Boston
That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"
Haiku # 6445, March 13, 2001 12:19 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.
Haiku # 6444, March 13, 2001 12:18 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.
Haiku # 6443, March 13, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Kid says "bad haiku"
referring to his father's
bad hiking attempts
Haiku # 6442, March 13, 2001 12:13 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Scissor schnitzle dog
Coat crevice with condiments
Say that three times fast
Haiku # 6441, March 13, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I wish that I could
Stop writing in this format
I will break the mold...EXTRA SYLLABLES!
Haiku # 6440, March 13, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Snort the screen, Sonya.
Shoot up the monitor and
Inhale the keyboard
Haiku # 6439, March 13, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
Haiku # 6438, March 13, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
Haiku # 6437, March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
Haiku # 6436, March 13, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
Haiku # 6435, March 13, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
Haiku # 6434, March 13, 2001 11:57 am ET
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
Haiku # 6433, March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
Haiku # 6432, March 13, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
I hate "All Your" crap
How many fools can there be?
will it never end?
Haiku # 6431, March 13, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Too much Haiku here.
No more meaning any more.
Chaters must all die.
Haiku # 6430, March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Vert
ALL YOUR IRC
Are belong to us now
ircd-dianora.50megs.com
Haiku # 6429, March 13, 2001 11:52 am ET
by ALL YOUR IRCD
Don't be afarid of
spontaneous poetry:
makes us fools sound wise.
Haiku # 6428, March 13, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
What good's a blow job
When you're stuck on an island.
Soth? no...Ginger? yes!
Haiku # 6427, March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Is Popedo my
father? my penis is quite
unmatched in size
Haiku # 6426, March 13, 2001 11:48 am ET
by fattroll of hi
I am deathly scared
that my normal speach patterns
will be haiku form
Haiku # 6425, March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Soth suck mad dick
Thurston smiles happily
Because the dick is his
Haiku # 6424, March 13, 2001 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dallas is very close
Debbie has left her mark here
I walk with a limp
Haiku # 6423, March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Solve ghostly riddle :
look no farther than my phone,
corp'rate slave to Sprint!
Haiku # 6422, March 13, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Rhys of New Orleans
Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
Haiku # 6421, March 13, 2001 11:38 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
Haiku # 6420, March 13, 2001 11:32 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
Haiku # 6419, March 13, 2001 11:29 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I feel like a dolt
my spelling is often fine
I guess i fucked up.
Haiku # 6418, March 13, 2001 11:24 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Here is a riddle:
Wireless, red square, lines, pin drop
who do i work for?
Haiku # 6417, March 13, 2001 11:22 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
It's ampersand
@@ like those creatures in
those star wars movies
Haiku # 6416, March 13, 2001 11:20 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Woops I did it ag-
This sentence is in between
Living la vida-
Haiku # 6415, March 13, 2001 11:19 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
e-mail: dumb dot org
preceded by g h x
and then amperstand
Haiku # 6414, March 13, 2001 11:17 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Balloon buffoon box
clown pulls out honkers, toys, games,
for a birthday bash
Haiku # 6413, March 13, 2001 11:16 am ET
by The Fourth Way of Seattle
I will give to you
My Identity if you
Let me have yours once
Haiku # 6412, March 13, 2001 11:14 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I am writing this
because I just mentioned it
on #povar:stratics
Haiku # 6411, March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
only seems that way
they've taken your email down
they're gonna find you
Haiku # 6410, March 13, 2001 11:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Did anyone else
Notice that the email field
does not do a thing?
Haiku # 6409, March 13, 2001 11:08 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
if you smell the glove
then maybe in the winter
you see the weasel
Haiku # 6408, March 13, 2001 11:07 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
I lube up my thumb
so I can show you how I
stroke my cock and balls
Haiku # 6407, March 13, 2001 11:04 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
How many more now?
I could likely write day
these poems are suck.
Haiku # 6406, March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
according to tool
you ARE the man, and me too...
gotta love Maynard
Haiku # 6405, March 13, 2001 11:03 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Bitches with cell phones
do often drive SUVs.
wish I had a gun
Haiku # 6404, March 13, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
As I sit at work
I do strive to slack off more
"fuck the man," says me
Haiku # 6403, March 13, 2001 11:00 am ET
by ghostxxx of Fort Worthless
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