I hate business trips
Quitting is not an option
Poor overpaid shmuck
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
Whine like little turds
But you knew this was coming.
Japan is more screwed.
Current dumb leader:
"A ten percent approval?
One in ten like me!"
by mad
perhaps if you code
and if you write bad haikus
as perl poetry
then you should visit
2 0 6 . 1 7 0
. 1 4 . 7 6
which has too many
sylables to be this poem
poetry link good
by redbeard of Intellectual sweatshop, beaverton, OR.
Last night's sleeplessness
forced extended listens to
Karen Carpenter.
by Jude of Austin TX
inner meaning sucks
why think someone else's thoughts?
horny flowers rule.
by arcsine
My tongue this morning
smelled like a hunk of Gouda
left out in stiff wind.
by Jude of Austin TX
Crocuses thrust up;
Daffodils pierce frigid earth;
Winter raped by spring.
by Sonya of Seattle
stocks nosedive like ducks
where did all my greenbacks go
wall street ate my balls
by mondongo of elsewhere
how dare you mock me?
I bring a laugh to your day!
haiku facism.
by arcsine
fun with my duct tape
I bet you'll never get that
keyboard off your head
by arcsine
You fucking dumbass
Find something better to say
Like: "I have no life."
by mad of LA
yay, I'm being watched
proxy logs my every move
ooh! Look, more g0atpr0n!
by arcsine
decapitation
pea-green alien cum-shot
stileproject.com
by arcsine
Couldn't sleep last night
Finally drank a beer at six.
Already awake.
by mad of LA
filthy bathroom stall
someone has pissed on the seat
must use ass-gasket.
by ArcSine
Me love you know you
...Bad that just I'm cause backwards
haiku this wrote I
by The Fourth Way of seattle
"I walk with a limp"
Says Ghostxxx of Debbie's mark
We ask: A limp what?
by Doug of Sniping, Inc
Lettuce Crisper dot
com: when the leaves start to brown,
you can hit "refresh"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat
by Big Satan of Jr. Mint Jr. League
someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl
by Big Satan of Tricycle World
A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration
by Barry of Under the Cleanroom
A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.
by Minpont Chien of Boston
That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.
by Sonya of Seattle
I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Kid says "bad haiku"
referring to his father's
bad hiking attempts
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Scissor schnitzle dog
Coat crevice with condiments
Say that three times fast
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I wish that I could
Stop writing in this format
I will break the mold...EXTRA SYLLABLES!
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Snort the screen, Sonya.
Shoot up the monitor and
Inhale the keyboard
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
by Rhys of New Orleans
I hate "All Your" crap
How many fools can there be?
will it never end?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Too much Haiku here.
No more meaning any more.
Chaters must all die.
by Vert
ALL YOUR IRC
Are belong to us now
ircd-dianora.50megs.com
by ALL YOUR IRCD
Don't be afarid of
spontaneous poetry:
makes us fools sound wise.
by Rhys of New Orleans
What good's a blow job
When you're stuck on an island.
Soth? no...Ginger? yes!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Is Popedo my
father? my penis is quite
unmatched in size
by fattroll of hi
I am deathly scared
that my normal speach patterns
will be haiku form
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Soth suck mad dick
Thurston smiles happily
Because the dick is his
by Anonymous Poet
Dallas is very close
Debbie has left her mark here
I walk with a limp
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Solve ghostly riddle :
look no farther than my phone,
corp'rate slave to Sprint!
by Rhys of New Orleans
Wow, "ghost xxx".
Is that like porn for spirits?
"Deb does dallas dead"?
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I can't tell if you
spelled "lose" wrong purposefully
if not, point well made.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
misspelled words confound
even the savviest folk
no need to loose sleep
by The Fourth Way of seattle
