don't say it if it's
been said! You dildo heads don't
care or know what's there!
by Miss Everything
I was gonna say -?
400 haiku - one day
too much, no one reads?
then I saw: Janis!
beat me to it at #6240
I do my research!!
by Miss Everything
office fog of funk
visitors mention nothing
I know they smell it
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
mr. T is white
thot you knew he was outa
sight. he ain't? alright!
by boo
Visions of cheddar
Remind me of what once was
Who moved my cheese, eh?
by Anonymous Poet
That is not dead which
can eternal lie, suckas!
Mr. T is back.
by Plastickiwi
Ulyssean ruse,
Doppleganger missives:
Naked Wife virus
by Plastickiwi
bash korn bourne bin dot,
var home temp vol dev opt proc.
I am _such_ a geek.
by arcsine
I did not mean to
Press the button twice to send
Message said error
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
Javascript is off?
You cannot view this site, friend.
I suggest upgrade.
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
Javascript is off?
You cannot view this site, friend.
I suggest upgrade.
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
Clear, flawless diction;
conversational phrasing;
warmth; humanity.
by Jude of Austin TX
die, mean ex-girlfriend
drop mothballs in her gas tank
on the fourth of july
by arcsine
I hate business trips
Quitting is not an option
Poor overpaid shmuck
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
Whine like little turds
But you knew this was coming.
Japan is more screwed.
Current dumb leader:
"A ten percent approval?
One in ten like me!"
by mad
perhaps if you code
and if you write bad haikus
as perl poetry
then you should visit
2 0 6 . 1 7 0
. 1 4 . 7 6
which has too many
sylables to be this poem
poetry link good
by redbeard of Intellectual sweatshop, beaverton, OR.
Last night's sleeplessness
forced extended listens to
Karen Carpenter.
by Jude of Austin TX
inner meaning sucks
why think someone else's thoughts?
horny flowers rule.
by arcsine
My tongue this morning
smelled like a hunk of Gouda
left out in stiff wind.
by Jude of Austin TX
Crocuses thrust up;
Daffodils pierce frigid earth;
Winter raped by spring.
by Sonya of Seattle
stocks nosedive like ducks
where did all my greenbacks go
wall street ate my balls
by mondongo of elsewhere
how dare you mock me?
I bring a laugh to your day!
haiku facism.
by arcsine
fun with my duct tape
I bet you'll never get that
keyboard off your head
by arcsine
You fucking dumbass
Find something better to say
Like: "I have no life."
by mad of LA
yay, I'm being watched
proxy logs my every move
ooh! Look, more g0atpr0n!
by arcsine
decapitation
pea-green alien cum-shot
stileproject.com
by arcsine
Couldn't sleep last night
Finally drank a beer at six.
Already awake.
by mad of LA
filthy bathroom stall
someone has pissed on the seat
must use ass-gasket.
by ArcSine
Me love you know you
...Bad that just I'm cause backwards
haiku this wrote I
by The Fourth Way of seattle
"I walk with a limp"
Says Ghostxxx of Debbie's mark
We ask: A limp what?
by Doug of Sniping, Inc
Lettuce Crisper dot
com: when the leaves start to brown,
you can hit "refresh"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
pussy smells so good
once it hits the trashy can
wash dog first then cat
by Big Satan of Jr. Mint Jr. League
someone touched my portss
it's time to drop them the bomb
#!/usr/bin/perl
by Big Satan of Tricycle World
A yuppie puppie
poos, pees in purple after
eating a crayon
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Not all the Haiku
That I have seen on this site
Lack inspiration
by Barry of Under the Cleanroom
A lazy yuppie,
Audi left in the Back Bay,
Strolls in around noon.
by Minpont Chien of Boston
That's just what you think.
In Vietnamese that means
"stew from mop bucket"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Far too much to do.
The deadline is my master.
Earthquake matters not.
by Sonya of Seattle
I will go to eat
Pho tai nam gan gau sach is
Vietnamese soup.
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Kid says "bad haiku"
referring to his father's
bad hiking attempts
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Scissor schnitzle dog
Coat crevice with condiments
Say that three times fast
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I wish that I could
Stop writing in this format
I will break the mold...EXTRA SYLLABLES!
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Snort the screen, Sonya.
Shoot up the monitor and
Inhale the keyboard
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Are the Fourth Way
And now this Sonya person
related somehow?
by ghostxxx of Fort Worth
Came here yesterday...
Last night I dreamed in haiku;
An addict is born.
by Sonya of Seattle
Ghostxxx bored?
nothing better to do eh?
than sit here and watch?
by ghostzzz
gynecologist?
Nah, it really should be Va-
ginacologist.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I am going school
It is a shame they do not
are have fried rice there.
by fattroll
Indiana Jones
In the bedroom with the whip
Raiding the treasure
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Meaning found within,
not in some lousy haiku :
go try seppuku!
by Rhys of New Orleans
