sitting on my bike
want to ride far far away
oops, forgot the gas!
by fingerfood of singapore
mistake on the lake,
That's cleveland. HA-That's RIGHT, I'm
From Cincinnati!!!!!
by The Fourth Way of seattle
haiku ev'rywhere
most of it is pretty bad
where is the good stuff?
by fingerfood of singapore
i work tomorrow?
biggest bull i've ever heard.
now i shall not sleep.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
seattle is far
from where i am located,
which is far from there
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
fourth way seattle
I am from seattle too
ha! What are the odds?
by greenlake, Seattle
god I need a life
wish I were dot com rich fuck
oh wait my mistake
by Anonymous Poet
poetry surges
my geek blood to new levels,
time for lonely sex
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
celebrate pi day--
three point one four one five nine!
sing it with me now!
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
oh angelina,
raider of my mental tombs--
i want you, baby.
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Tool's Lateralus
comes out on may 17th.
prep your stereo.....
by The Fourth Way of seattle
The pretend giant
climbed up the stalk on his stilts
yelling fee fye faux
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Matrix cereal!
Keanu sits down to eat
but there is no spoon
by The Fourth Way of seattle
fer real you no like
mayo ketchup on you rice
you big freakshow boy
by nick nameless of nihon
I question you this
Please? Why for you kick my dog
and call him fuck off?
by sideshow
I made a mistake
too many dern syllables
got to try again
by nick nameless of nihon
hardcore down the hill
lunatic patrol screaming
under the lift big yahoo
by nick nameless of nihon
your market is pooh
and you know it too
that's matthews haiku
by Anonymous Poet
HOORAY!!! I AM PENGIUN!
ALL YOU ARE BELONG TO US!!
SKEPTOPOTAMOUS.
by pokey of arctic cricle
what is the point of
writing lots of bad haiku
when so much is good
by Anonymous Poet
My life as a sponge
Soaking up, what, poo, and such
Some just Satanically smack me with joy
Hail Eris, God Blessed Be, Amen
And a www.quisp.com
by Moxie of damn it, I'm proud to be self abotrobed!
Liberation is
a nice smack in the face with
a damn sweet cream pie
by Moxie of oh, a wise guy, huh?
Influx of new folks
Poo haiku rocks, it pisses off
self absorbed poets
by Bung Daddy
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
by Ben Dover of Sillycon Valley CA.
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap? again and again???
by Anonymous Poet
I wonder what happens if you
don't follow the rules and just tupe
some crap?
by Ben Dover of j,,,
Oh my freaking God!
These take barely any thought!
I'll go write some more.
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
6000 haiku
30 per page more or less
25 or so
pages in archive
i want to be able to
flash back to first page
important haiku
back there at the dawn of bad
haiku time travel!
by Anonymous Poet
Stick it in there now,
Not that hole you knucklehead!
Awww that's better now...
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
when julia came
than thao decided to close
it was all her fault
by h
Microsoft is here...
Oh shit all my screen are gone!
They belong to us!
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
Death is at the door...
Knock hard bastard...Go away!
Off the sill I leap...
by Ben Dover of Silicon Valley CA.
A preview button.
I will work on that feature
Yes, good idea.
by Janis
roomate is jesus
freak condeming ev'ryone-
we all go to hell
by Anonymous Poet
Tubby magicians
when they prestidigitate
just eat the doves whole
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Deadlines will be damned.
All that matters is: two weeks
Before vacation!
by Sonya of Seattle
Interesting website.
Wonder if it will catch on?
Needs preview button.
by maskedman of Outside, base of hill
ah yes, back again.
hey- did you meet your deadines?
inquiring minds.....
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Frasier and the rock!
...Kelsey in Alcatraz? nah.
"The Mummy Returns"
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Back again, Fourth Way?
Here I thought you had a life...
Well, neither do I.
by Sonya of Seattle
Reality Realty:
hosing housing but buyer
is wishy washy
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Apnea, Asthma,
Arthritis: skull, chest, crossbones-
need pirate doctor.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I see Imposters
posing as poets, posting.
guess it's a sixth sense.
by The Fourth Way of seattle
ambiguity
synechdocal labia
as i kiss the gnome
by radical cheerleader of in the shit
oh oh mmmm uh uh
yeah oh god yes uh mmm mm mm
oh god baby yeah baby
by sylph of airborne
you say cranberry
juice drips from your lips, distant
as i kiss the phone
by kitten of love of in your mouth
boz sez 'good tings! yes
own lee good tings! no bad tings!
good tings! yes now yes!
by global village
you are ugly inside
full of poop and intestines
outside you are cute
by ozlore of indoors
goodness gracious me
I seem to have offended
let me drop my pants
by ozlore of indoors
my monkey is nice
he has only six fingers
love him very hard
by pooper doo of doo land
