Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again
Haiku # 6588, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Lilliey of Lafayette, IN
children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!
Haiku # 6587, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by stump
believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?
Haiku # 6586, March 14, 2001 2:30 am ET
by stump
raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?
Haiku # 6585, March 14, 2001 2:27 am ET
by stump
i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty
Haiku # 6584, March 14, 2001 2:21 am ET
by stump of giza
rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!

LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins

HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!
Haiku # 6583, March 14, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits
Haiku # 6582, March 14, 2001 2:15 am ET
by 'metriusususk of pauly shore
g'night
Haiku # 6581, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by tfw of seattle
That's okay, really.
I'd quote more, but sleep beckons.
Good night, future boy!
Haiku # 6580, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
here and now, don't leave
me high and broken.
rats...don't know Ani
Haiku # 6579, March 14, 2001 2:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Letters to Cleo.
Radiohead. Nine Inch Nails.
Ani DiFranco.
Haiku # 6578, March 14, 2001 2:09 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
international
i spring into my suitcase
write home to mama
Haiku # 6577, March 14, 2001 2:08 am ET
by 'metriusks of soul kitchen
cursed with slow network,
I enviously watch them
type many many Haiku.
Haiku # 6576, March 14, 2001 2:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood looks up
and then enlightenment dawns
who turned the lights on?
Haiku # 6575, March 14, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my coca-cola
caffeine surging through bloodstreams
it's past my bed time
Haiku # 6574, March 14, 2001 2:02 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Your Name : (optional)
Bad Haiku : (necessary)
Such is life today...
Haiku # 6573, March 14, 2001 2:01 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood-- look up.
See the "bad haiku" sign in
gradient letters??????
Haiku # 6572, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by The fourth way of seattle
extended silence
my computer crashed and burned
damn! I hate windows.
Haiku # 6571, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Your voyeurism--
it does bring out my stage-whore
tendencies. Watch me!
Haiku # 6570, March 14, 2001 1:56 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
sonya sounds hot she
said she came first day on site
haiku is like that

she's from seattle
ya check out 643 sev
en, lewd abandon!

6462 hmm
chilli peppers!!! she IS hot
drunk but still typing
Haiku # 6569, March 14, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fingerfood watches
as the others plumb new depths -
argh! this is painful.
Haiku # 6568, March 14, 2001 1:54 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Pardon elision.
Sacrifices must be made
to make bad haiku.
Haiku # 6567, March 14, 2001 1:53 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
follow stevie's words
live just enough, just enough
for the cityyyy....owww!!
Haiku # 6566, March 14, 2001 1:53 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
poets everywhere
in front of their monitors
counting their fingers
Haiku # 6565, March 14, 2001 1:52 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Duran Duran says,
City liv'n heavy trouble,
City living rough.
Haiku # 6564, March 14, 2001 1:52 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
just messin' with ya
cincinnati shuts down too.
rolls up the sidewalks
Haiku # 6563, March 14, 2001 1:49 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
touche, i'm afraid
this city sleeps by ten p. m.
when i'm most awake
Haiku # 6562, March 14, 2001 1:45 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
I see a zebra.
no wait, it's a white horse, hey!
let me outta here!
Haiku # 6561, March 14, 2001 1:45 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
you don't need a car
there's nowhere for you to go
you live in cleveland
Haiku # 6560, March 14, 2001 1:41 am ET
by the fourth way of seattle
the lights on my car--
did i extinguish those lamps?
can't make work! car's dead!
Haiku # 6559, March 14, 2001 1:38 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
I do like cute girls.
Xenia's a trek, I figure,
but why the hell not?
Haiku # 6558, March 14, 2001 1:36 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
our singapore bud
asking for a blow....girl says
"no eat finger food"
Haiku # 6557, March 14, 2001 1:34 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I once knew a girl
who hailed from Tiffin, indeed.
Still want her body.
Haiku # 6556, March 14, 2001 1:34 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
nor do i, fourth way,
crimson lips or no, i say,
chick i'm not--no way
Haiku # 6555, March 14, 2001 1:33 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
how about Xenia?
i know some really cute girls
we'll say you're with me
Haiku # 6554, March 14, 2001 1:32 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
thegrue and fourth way
discussing geography.
let's talk about sex?
Haiku # 6553, March 14, 2001 1:31 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
all the little chicks
with the crimson lips refuse
to kiss Drew Carey
Haiku # 6552, March 14, 2001 1:28 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
'nonymous Poet
needs a life, and so do I!
coincidence, no?
Haiku # 6551, March 14, 2001 1:28 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
ohio's empty
between us anyways, Fourth--
meet in columbus?
Haiku # 6550, March 14, 2001 1:26 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
sitting on my bike
want to ride far far away
oops, forgot the gas!
Haiku # 6549, March 14, 2001 1:24 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
mistake on the lake,
That's cleveland. HA-That's RIGHT, I'm
From Cincinnati!!!!!
Haiku # 6548, March 14, 2001 1:23 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
haiku ev'rywhere
most of it is pretty bad
where is the good stuff?
Haiku # 6547, March 14, 2001 1:22 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
i work tomorrow?
biggest bull i've ever heard.
now i shall not sleep.
Haiku # 6546, March 14, 2001 1:19 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
seattle is far
from where i am located,
which is far from there
Haiku # 6545, March 14, 2001 1:16 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
fourth way seattle

I am from seattle too

ha! What are the odds?
Haiku # 6544, March 14, 2001 1:13 am ET
by greenlake, Seattle
god I need a life

wish I were dot com rich fuck

oh wait my mistake

Haiku # 6543, March 14, 2001 1:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
poetry surges
my geek blood to new levels,
time for lonely sex
Haiku # 6542, March 14, 2001 1:10 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
celebrate pi day--
three point one four one five nine!
sing it with me now!
Haiku # 6541, March 14, 2001 1:08 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
oh angelina,
raider of my mental tombs--
i want you, baby.
Haiku # 6540, March 14, 2001 1:02 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Tool's Lateralus
comes out on may 17th.
prep your stereo.....
Haiku # 6539, March 14, 2001 1:00 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
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