Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Q, with Sanjuro
Is not Sanjuro, no way
it is only me
Haiku # 6610, March 14, 2001 7:08 am ET
by Correcting haiku below of Oxford
Work for domino?
I would rather die slowly.
Not for me I fear.
Haiku # 6609, March 14, 2001 6:47 am ET
by Q, with Sanjuro of Oxford
oops, i have farted
please do not look so alarmed
i had beans for tea
Haiku # 6608, March 14, 2001 6:40 am ET
by Del of oxford
Oh, the trees are gay
trippy trippy la la la
Where's me hat Stanley
Haiku # 6607, March 14, 2001 6:15 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Mr Lipanzerman
a purveyor of fine cheese
and insect trousers
Haiku # 6606, March 14, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
My oh my, I'm a
tree surgeon from South
Borneo, ooh ooh
Haiku # 6605, March 14, 2001 6:02 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Where is the big brain?
It has nice fashion sense
Ow, the large cat said
Haiku # 6604, March 14, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
when judo training
you must fall down ten times but
get up eleven
Haiku # 6603, March 14, 2001 5:48 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Coming to LA?
Do swing by Mr T's Bowl
It's in Highland Park

Spent the evening there
Tonight, as my days here wane
It was quite a scene

In search of a vibe
It's the one that I've wanted
Mellow, Fucked Up, Kind.
Haiku # 6602, March 14, 2001 5:35 am ET
by Janis
and the tap drips drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
it's always the same
Haiku # 6601, March 14, 2001 5:10 am ET
by witten
acceleration?
spiralling our of control
my head is spinning

call an exorcist
all I hear is fingers tap
tap tap tap tapping
Haiku # 6600, March 14, 2001 5:06 am ET
by mellie
hurtling through a life
on a tiny blue marble
surfing the abyss
Haiku # 6599, March 14, 2001 4:38 am ET
by ash
I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty
Haiku # 6598, March 14, 2001 4:27 am ET
by witten
accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion
Haiku # 6597, March 14, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"
Haiku # 6596, March 14, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Soupstain of England
George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.
Haiku # 6595, March 14, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Soupstain of England
My wicked uncle
Kidnapped my sister and me.
God, I hate that guy!
Haiku # 6594, March 14, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Soupstain
there once was a dude named Norm
whose poems just wouldn't conform.
his demise at the hands
of bad haiku fans
shall forever be mourned.
Haiku # 6593, March 14, 2001 2:54 am ET
by An Ominous Poet
six five ninety one
play it forwards and backwards
still makes no sense. Huh?
Haiku # 6592, March 14, 2001 2:51 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
blip bloop gloppity
glif gloop frippity nop nip
noop scrip fleeble glah!
Haiku # 6591, March 14, 2001 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ive got the straight edge
minus the connotations
i miss ian mckaye
Haiku # 6590, March 14, 2001 2:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was weird lilliey
we submitted together
fucked up...don't you think?
Haiku # 6589, March 14, 2001 2:39 am ET
by stump
The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again
Haiku # 6588, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Lilliey of Lafayette, IN
children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!
Haiku # 6587, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by stump
believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?
Haiku # 6586, March 14, 2001 2:30 am ET
by stump
raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?
Haiku # 6585, March 14, 2001 2:27 am ET
by stump
i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty
Haiku # 6584, March 14, 2001 2:21 am ET
by stump of giza
rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!

LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins

HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!
Haiku # 6583, March 14, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits
Haiku # 6582, March 14, 2001 2:15 am ET
by 'metriusususk of pauly shore
g'night
Haiku # 6581, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by tfw of seattle
That's okay, really.
I'd quote more, but sleep beckons.
Good night, future boy!
Haiku # 6580, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
here and now, don't leave
me high and broken.
rats...don't know Ani
Haiku # 6579, March 14, 2001 2:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Letters to Cleo.
Radiohead. Nine Inch Nails.
Ani DiFranco.
Haiku # 6578, March 14, 2001 2:09 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
international
i spring into my suitcase
write home to mama
Haiku # 6577, March 14, 2001 2:08 am ET
by 'metriusks of soul kitchen
cursed with slow network,
I enviously watch them
type many many Haiku.
Haiku # 6576, March 14, 2001 2:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood looks up
and then enlightenment dawns
who turned the lights on?
Haiku # 6575, March 14, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my coca-cola
caffeine surging through bloodstreams
it's past my bed time
Haiku # 6574, March 14, 2001 2:02 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Your Name : (optional)
Bad Haiku : (necessary)
Such is life today...
Haiku # 6573, March 14, 2001 2:01 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood-- look up.
See the "bad haiku" sign in
gradient letters??????
Haiku # 6572, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by The fourth way of seattle
extended silence
my computer crashed and burned
damn! I hate windows.
Haiku # 6571, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Your voyeurism--
it does bring out my stage-whore
tendencies. Watch me!
Haiku # 6570, March 14, 2001 1:56 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
sonya sounds hot she
said she came first day on site
haiku is like that

she's from seattle
ya check out 643 sev
en, lewd abandon!

6462 hmm
chilli peppers!!! she IS hot
drunk but still typing
Haiku # 6569, March 14, 2001 1:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fingerfood watches
as the others plumb new depths -
argh! this is painful.
Haiku # 6568, March 14, 2001 1:54 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Pardon elision.
Sacrifices must be made
to make bad haiku.
Haiku # 6567, March 14, 2001 1:53 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
follow stevie's words
live just enough, just enough
for the cityyyy....owww!!
Haiku # 6566, March 14, 2001 1:53 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
poets everywhere
in front of their monitors
counting their fingers
Haiku # 6565, March 14, 2001 1:52 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Duran Duran says,
City liv'n heavy trouble,
City living rough.
Haiku # 6564, March 14, 2001 1:52 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
just messin' with ya
cincinnati shuts down too.
rolls up the sidewalks
Haiku # 6563, March 14, 2001 1:49 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
touche, i'm afraid
this city sleeps by ten p. m.
when i'm most awake
Haiku # 6562, March 14, 2001 1:45 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
I see a zebra.
no wait, it's a white horse, hey!
let me outta here!
Haiku # 6561, March 14, 2001 1:45 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
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