Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Wednesday is dull,
I watch the second hand crawl.
Move faster, damnit!
Haiku # 6620, March 14, 2001 10:25 am ET
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
us three talked lastnight
as always it was intense
so hard when we cry
Haiku # 6619, March 14, 2001 9:34 am ET
by teemac of California
eat fish with salt
harass the spacehopper
who knows it might bite
Haiku # 6618, March 14, 2001 9:31 am ET
by DAMAGE of Oxford
I am sniffling
Yet, there are comics to be sold
Imminent herbology
Haiku # 6617, March 14, 2001 9:08 am ET
by Flameskull
I wake up frozen.
Someone's stolen my duvet.
Jesus, not again!
Haiku # 6616, March 14, 2001 8:54 am ET
by Soupstain of England
Haiku? MR. T don't know no Haiku
MR.T pitties the fool who writes Haiku
Stop all this jibba jabba he says
Haiku # 6615, March 14, 2001 8:36 am ET
by Brandon of 5th ring of hell
Oh silly puppy,
Chasing ev'ry passing car...
What if you caught one?
Haiku # 6614, March 14, 2001 8:30 am ET
by Earthbound of Hong Kong
i love haiku, but
is this site a message board?
please kaiku only
Haiku # 6613, March 14, 2001 7:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am so ashamed
I should not have named you so
My humblest sorry
Haiku # 6612, March 14, 2001 7:11 am ET
by anon of Oxford
who are you, you Q?
and why put my name up too
shouldn't have you know!
Haiku # 6611, March 14, 2001 7:08 am ET
by Mr sanjuro of Oxford
Q, with Sanjuro
Is not Sanjuro, no way
it is only me
Haiku # 6610, March 14, 2001 7:08 am ET
by Correcting haiku below of Oxford
Work for domino?
I would rather die slowly.
Not for me I fear.
Haiku # 6609, March 14, 2001 6:47 am ET
by Q, with Sanjuro of Oxford
oops, i have farted
please do not look so alarmed
i had beans for tea
Haiku # 6608, March 14, 2001 6:40 am ET
by Del of oxford
Oh, the trees are gay
trippy trippy la la la
Where's me hat Stanley
Haiku # 6607, March 14, 2001 6:15 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Mr Lipanzerman
a purveyor of fine cheese
and insect trousers
Haiku # 6606, March 14, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
My oh my, I'm a
tree surgeon from South
Borneo, ooh ooh
Haiku # 6605, March 14, 2001 6:02 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
Where is the big brain?
It has nice fashion sense
Ow, the large cat said
Haiku # 6604, March 14, 2001 5:56 am ET
by Sgt Bilko
when judo training
you must fall down ten times but
get up eleven
Haiku # 6603, March 14, 2001 5:48 am ET
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Coming to LA?
Do swing by Mr T's Bowl
It's in Highland Park

Spent the evening there
Tonight, as my days here wane
It was quite a scene

In search of a vibe
It's the one that I've wanted
Mellow, Fucked Up, Kind.
Haiku # 6602, March 14, 2001 5:35 am ET
by Janis
and the tap drips drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
it's always the same
Haiku # 6601, March 14, 2001 5:10 am ET
by witten
acceleration?
spiralling our of control
my head is spinning

call an exorcist
all I hear is fingers tap
tap tap tap tapping
Haiku # 6600, March 14, 2001 5:06 am ET
by mellie
hurtling through a life
on a tiny blue marble
surfing the abyss
Haiku # 6599, March 14, 2001 4:38 am ET
by ash
I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty
Haiku # 6598, March 14, 2001 4:27 am ET
by witten
accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion
Haiku # 6597, March 14, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"
Haiku # 6596, March 14, 2001 4:21 am ET
by Soupstain of England
George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.
Haiku # 6595, March 14, 2001 4:18 am ET
by Soupstain of England
My wicked uncle
Kidnapped my sister and me.
God, I hate that guy!
Haiku # 6594, March 14, 2001 4:16 am ET
by Soupstain
there once was a dude named Norm
whose poems just wouldn't conform.
his demise at the hands
of bad haiku fans
shall forever be mourned.
Haiku # 6593, March 14, 2001 2:54 am ET
by An Ominous Poet
six five ninety one
play it forwards and backwards
still makes no sense. Huh?
Haiku # 6592, March 14, 2001 2:51 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
blip bloop gloppity
glif gloop frippity nop nip
noop scrip fleeble glah!
Haiku # 6591, March 14, 2001 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ive got the straight edge
minus the connotations
i miss ian mckaye
Haiku # 6590, March 14, 2001 2:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that was weird lilliey
we submitted together
fucked up...don't you think?
Haiku # 6589, March 14, 2001 2:39 am ET
by stump
The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again
Haiku # 6588, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by Lilliey of Lafayette, IN
children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!
Haiku # 6587, March 14, 2001 2:36 am ET
by stump
believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?
Haiku # 6586, March 14, 2001 2:30 am ET
by stump
raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?
Haiku # 6585, March 14, 2001 2:27 am ET
by stump
i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty
Haiku # 6584, March 14, 2001 2:21 am ET
by stump of giza
rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!

LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins

HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!
Haiku # 6583, March 14, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits
Haiku # 6582, March 14, 2001 2:15 am ET
by 'metriusususk of pauly shore
g'night
Haiku # 6581, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by tfw of seattle
That's okay, really.
I'd quote more, but sleep beckons.
Good night, future boy!
Haiku # 6580, March 14, 2001 2:13 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
here and now, don't leave
me high and broken.
rats...don't know Ani
Haiku # 6579, March 14, 2001 2:11 am ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Letters to Cleo.
Radiohead. Nine Inch Nails.
Ani DiFranco.
Haiku # 6578, March 14, 2001 2:09 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
international
i spring into my suitcase
write home to mama
Haiku # 6577, March 14, 2001 2:08 am ET
by 'metriusks of soul kitchen
cursed with slow network,
I enviously watch them
type many many Haiku.
Haiku # 6576, March 14, 2001 2:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood looks up
and then enlightenment dawns
who turned the lights on?
Haiku # 6575, March 14, 2001 2:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my coca-cola
caffeine surging through bloodstreams
it's past my bed time
Haiku # 6574, March 14, 2001 2:02 am ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Your Name : (optional)
Bad Haiku : (necessary)
Such is life today...
Haiku # 6573, March 14, 2001 2:01 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
fingerfood-- look up.
See the "bad haiku" sign in
gradient letters??????
Haiku # 6572, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by The fourth way of seattle
extended silence
my computer crashed and burned
damn! I hate windows.
Haiku # 6571, March 14, 2001 1:57 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
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