is it time for beer?
is it time for beer yet, friend?
when will we have beer?
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pour out a little
buttermilk for my homies
who just got blasted
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Clippity clip clop
Click Click Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
An Amish driveby
by Miataflier
If you see Brad Pitt
Tell him I want my dog back.
What a thing to steal!
by Soupstain of England
Indeed you are wise,
So why insist on wearing
That awful pink shirt?
by Soupstain of England
My boyfriend cheated
with a skank who gave him x
flower bows to rain
by leechpeach of my house
the way i see it,
once you walk the haiku path,
there is no return.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
so we meet again...
must just be one of those weird
coincidences
by The Fourth Way of seattle
I'll sit at my desk,
shirk responsibility,
and wait for my beer.
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
My cousin gave birth
To a giant stick insect.
Boy, is it ugly!
But still she loves it.
The mother-child bond is strong
Twixt woman and bug.
by Soupstain
I look at the clock
The second hand ticks slower
Where, then, is the third?
by Q of Oxford
Wednesday is dull,
I watch the second hand crawl.
Move faster, damnit!
by Anonymous Coward of Hell
us three talked lastnight
as always it was intense
so hard when we cry
by teemac of California
eat fish with salt
harass the spacehopper
who knows it might bite
by DAMAGE of Oxford
I am sniffling
Yet, there are comics to be sold
Imminent herbology
by Flameskull
I wake up frozen.
Someone's stolen my duvet.
Jesus, not again!
by Soupstain of England
Haiku? MR. T don't know no Haiku
MR.T pitties the fool who writes Haiku
Stop all this jibba jabba he says
by Brandon of 5th ring of hell
Oh silly puppy,
Chasing ev'ry passing car...
What if you caught one?
by Earthbound of Hong Kong
i love haiku, but
is this site a message board?
please kaiku only
by Anonymous Poet
I am so ashamed
I should not have named you so
My humblest sorry
by anon of Oxford
who are you, you Q?
and why put my name up too
shouldn't have you know!
by Mr sanjuro of Oxford
Q, with Sanjuro
Is not Sanjuro, no way
it is only me
by Correcting haiku below of Oxford
Work for domino?
I would rather die slowly.
Not for me I fear.
by Q, with Sanjuro of Oxford
oops, i have farted
please do not look so alarmed
i had beans for tea
by Del of oxford
Oh, the trees are gay
trippy trippy la la la
Where's me hat Stanley
by Sgt Bilko
Mr Lipanzerman
a purveyor of fine cheese
and insect trousers
by Sgt Bilko
My oh my, I'm a
tree surgeon from South
Borneo, ooh ooh
by Sgt Bilko
Where is the big brain?
It has nice fashion sense
Ow, the large cat said
by Sgt Bilko
when judo training
you must fall down ten times but
get up eleven
by Mr Sanjuro of Oxford
Coming to LA?
Do swing by Mr T's Bowl
It's in Highland Park
Spent the evening there
Tonight, as my days here wane
It was quite a scene
In search of a vibe
It's the one that I've wanted
Mellow, Fucked Up, Kind.
by Janis
and the tap drips drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
it's always the same
by witten
acceleration?
spiralling our of control
my head is spinning
call an exorcist
all I hear is fingers tap
tap tap tap tapping
by mellie
hurtling through a life
on a tiny blue marble
surfing the abyss
by ash
I get this feeling
I'm in motion, a certain
sense of liberty
by witten
accelerated
moving somewhere at a rate
poets in motion
by ash
James Van Der Beek's dog
Barked loudly, as if to say:
"I love Dawson's Creek!"
by Soupstain of England
George W. Bush
Spilt his breakfast on the floor
And wept like a child.
by Soupstain of England
My wicked uncle
Kidnapped my sister and me.
God, I hate that guy!
by Soupstain
there once was a dude named Norm
whose poems just wouldn't conform.
his demise at the hands
of bad haiku fans
shall forever be mourned.
by An Ominous Poet
six five ninety one
play it forwards and backwards
still makes no sense. Huh?
by fingerfood of singapore
blip bloop gloppity
glif gloop frippity nop nip
noop scrip fleeble glah!
by Anonymous Poet
ive got the straight edge
minus the connotations
i miss ian mckaye
by Anonymous Poet
that was weird lilliey
we submitted together
fucked up...don't you think?
by stump
The steps start to move
Fall down outside, bust my head
DAMMIT! Im DRUNNNK - again
by Lilliey of Lafayette, IN
children are starving
where is the giant nipple?
we're all gonna die!
by stump
believe in jesus
do you want to go to hell?
want to buy a book?
by stump
raised in the jungle
my father has no good teeth
so what good am i?
by stump
i have no honor
i'm sorry for my manners
chicken too tasty
by stump of giza
rules of engagement
honorable haiku fight
bow down 3 times now!
LOSE FACE THEN NEW FACE!
must be changing names when lose,
victorious wins
HAIKU 3-5-3
short sword! HAIKU 5-7-5
long sword, now you know!
by ronin
fast and furious
tolerate no cockroaches
committed to my biscuits
by 'metriusususk of pauly shore
