bitter tears splatter.
belief can only endure
first ten minutes each day.

Just what does that mean,
"The fourth way" -- I don't get it
Please explain to me?

when my water's gone
i drink no more, i dry up,
i evaporate.

i have a buddy
my buddy is a big toad
he's flat on the road

reading bad haiku
is much better than working
boss! bring up spreadsheet!

Foot-and-Mouth Outbreak
Makes trip to France less nifty:
Can't bring home cheeses.

My sister is pregnant
With an appleseed. Oh my!
Wish it were a chimp.

Cheese Whiz

Artificial cheese
Aerosol delivery
What a strange yellow

yes, it's *bad*haiku
not good poetry for anal
retentive assholes

haiku self-sustain
5-7-5: nothing more!
3 verse haiku bad

I think I will drink
alone this saint paddys day
avoid amatuers

charges, cover bands
in faux irish pubs, too clean.
plastic ferns on walls.

I guess it's a sign
that I am a closet alky
who hates the US.

St. Patty's Day is here!
Soon on the wall of some bar
a big green vomit

This, High wondering
Thus, my mind is confused
I have to choose

Ponder: is it bad
to try to write *good* poems
for bad hiaku's lines?

here comes guinnessmas
st. pat, sooty chimney slide
cheers! pog mo thoin!

the tao with a name
is not formless as the tao
is not the true way

genie in bottle
warbles "Rub me the right way"
...drop it on concrete

chumbawumba?-- I'm
glad hootie and the blowfish
are gone forever

yes, i get knocked down
oh, then I get up again
glad that band is gone

F u n e x? S I f x.
F u n e m? S i f m.
I f m n x? I f m n x.

programming is a
bad job to have when violent
have you seen my pill?

saunter on up to
the ol Saskatoon saloon.
don't go fer yer gun

maybe if you didn't
live way out in Saskatoon
someone could help ya

no sitter can come
saturday is St. Patrick's
no beer for Mama

having sex is fun
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
see ya later, honey

try hard as i may
i can not make "wazzzah, zzzzaaah"
fill three line haiku

you're like those bud guys
watching games, having a bud,
then saying "true....true"

is it time for beer?
is it time for beer yet, friend?
when will we have beer?

pour out a little
buttermilk for my homies
who just got blasted

Clippity clip clop
Click Click Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
An Amish driveby

If you see Brad Pitt
Tell him I want my dog back.
What a thing to steal!

Indeed you are wise,
So why insist on wearing
That awful pink shirt?

My boyfriend cheated
with a skank who gave him x
flower bows to rain

the way i see it,
once you walk the haiku path,
there is no return.

so we meet again...
must just be one of those weird
coincidences

I'll sit at my desk,
shirk responsibility,
and wait for my beer.

My cousin gave birth
To a giant stick insect.
Boy, is it ugly!

But still she loves it.
The mother-child bond is strong
Twixt woman and bug.

I look at the clock
The second hand ticks slower
Where, then, is the third?

Wednesday is dull,
I watch the second hand crawl.
Move faster, damnit!

us three talked lastnight
as always it was intense
so hard when we cry

eat fish with salt
harass the spacehopper
who knows it might bite

I am sniffling
Yet, there are comics to be sold
Imminent herbology

I wake up frozen.
Someone's stolen my duvet.
Jesus, not again!

Haiku? MR. T don't know no Haiku
MR.T pitties the fool who writes Haiku
Stop all this jibba jabba he says

Oh silly puppy,
Chasing ev'ry passing car...
What if you caught one?

i love haiku, but
is this site a message board?
please kaiku only

I am so ashamed
I should not have named you so
My humblest sorry

who are you, you Q?
and why put my name up too
shouldn't have you know!

Q, with Sanjuro
Is not Sanjuro, no way
it is only me

Work for domino?
I would rather die slowly.
Not for me I fear.