Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
Haiku # 6723, March 14, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
Haiku # 6722, March 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Who? of Space
ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus
Haiku # 6721, March 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mylez
homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks
Haiku # 6720, March 14, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Mylez
Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.
Haiku # 6719, March 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by boo







A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.
Haiku # 6718, March 14, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by mellie
:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from
Haiku # 6717, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ;)
'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.
Haiku # 6716, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?
Haiku # 6715, March 14, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
axolotl love
how could i have fallen in ?
she was a real slime
Haiku # 6714, March 14, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by ash
Spam fills my inbox
"GREAT NEW FREE SPECIAL REAL DEAL"
Bane of modern life
Haiku # 6713, March 14, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by aristotle of tulsa
I love lag
posts posts twice today
technology
Haiku # 6712, March 14, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by redbeard
The Girl Scout cookies
Were supposed to last a while.
But we lost control.
Haiku # 6711, March 14, 2001 6:38 pm ET
by Geneva of Salt Lake
by the time they leave
you'll miss talk-back radio.
pass laws to ban it.
Haiku # 6710, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by mellie
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6709, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
Start -> IE;
wuhoo! what a crash!
wonderment.
Haiku # 6708, March 14, 2001 6:37 pm ET
by redbeard
in your wires
are fat electrons
problem's cause?
Haiku # 6707, March 14, 2001 6:35 pm ET
by redbeard
king of my anthill
i realise the queen rules
that's antithesis
Haiku # 6706, March 14, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ash
carpenter arrives
inflicting bad radio
the power tools scream
Haiku # 6705, March 14, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ash
you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser
Haiku # 6704, March 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!
Haiku # 6703, March 14, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!
Haiku # 6702, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death
Haiku # 6701, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.
Haiku # 6700, March 14, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.
Haiku # 6699, March 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
the final frontier:
space. these are our voyages.
boldly going, gone.
Haiku # 6698, March 14, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
IT will change every
aspect of our lives and bill
will make more money
Haiku # 6697, March 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of austin
Let's change the subject.
Make all your haiku about
futuristic stuff
Haiku # 6696, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Sixteen Pence One
See now its war, Today I
Feel Content Sir
Haiku # 6695, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Nicholson busts in
on Bud wazup guys and says
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH!!!!"
Haiku # 6694, March 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Watch Ellen Ripley
jump inside the loader and
whoop alien ass
Haiku # 6693, March 14, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three
Haiku # 6692, March 14, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children
Haiku # 6691, March 14, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Coolmar of Atlanta, GA
Roosters, Hens, and Chicks,
when they use their beaks to type,
do they hunt and peck?
Haiku # 6690, March 14, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
beads trickle
down along the floor
hopes broken
Haiku # 6689, March 14, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by redbeard
who, among us, sees
the way the fool sees the world
cheats: express check out
Haiku # 6688, March 14, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the future's made of
virtual insanity
says Jamiroquai
Haiku # 6687, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Minesweeper High Score.
How deftly you elude me
Shit! here comes the boss!
Haiku # 6686, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by rambis
as always -
find a fun action;
beat to death.
Haiku # 6685, March 14, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
almost five eastern!
the time of resurrection!
cast off this desk-thorn
Haiku # 6684, March 14, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pens. pencils. stapler.
files. papers. paper clips. tape.
the clock is ticking.
Haiku # 6683, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
4pm Central.
At last I shrug off work cares.
Dust behind me drifts.
Haiku # 6682, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
thank you janis
for electronic haven
from work disasters
Haiku # 6681, March 14, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
work is pain is home
i sleep through my days awake
this will never end
Haiku # 6680, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
which is not to say
that a poop joke now and then
is beyond my reach
Haiku # 6679, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
vent holy despair;
work is much pain, but my home
is even more pain
Haiku # 6678, March 14, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
words cast into void;
sound of nonsense much better
than tone of my toughts.
Haiku # 6677, March 14, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
time shortens
my patience for work
agro boy
Haiku # 6676, March 14, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by redbeard
goo the pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 6675, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by gr of ttpenisreed(
sun hides in grey wrap;
taunting, teasing, promising warm joy;
flowers die waiting
Haiku # 6674, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
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