This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three

Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children

Roosters, Hens, and Chicks,
when they use their beaks to type,
do they hunt and peck?

beads trickle
down along the floor
hopes broken

who, among us, sees
the way the fool sees the world
cheats: express check out

the future's made of
virtual insanity
says Jamiroquai

Minesweeper High Score.
How deftly you elude me
Shit! here comes the boss!

as always -
find a fun action;
beat to death.

almost five eastern!
the time of resurrection!
cast off this desk-thorn

pens. pencils. stapler.
files. papers. paper clips. tape.
the clock is ticking.

4pm Central.
At last I shrug off work cares.
Dust behind me drifts.

thank you janis
for electronic haven
from work disasters

work is pain is home
i sleep through my days awake
this will never end

which is not to say
that a poop joke now and then
is beyond my reach

vent holy despair;
work is much pain, but my home
is even more pain

words cast into void;
sound of nonsense much better
than tone of my toughts.

time shortens
my patience for work
agro boy

goo the pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget

sun hides in grey wrap;
taunting, teasing, promising warm joy;
flowers die waiting

friend lost badge at show;
when asked for whom she worked, said,
"Vivid Video"

somewhere outside here
the sun sets steadily down
i won't see daylight

days do drift
time drags, mind drags too.
working now

my workday drifts by
rastered electronflicker
retinal delight

the day passes, lost.
think of all the time wasted;
love could have been made.

The seasons pass, lost.
Think of the time wasted here!
Work could be finished.

Thnak you, memepool com.
Once more web delight soothes me.
Lotus blossoms bloom soft.

The Dow that can be
Shown is not the true Dow. Breathe.
Bite me, traderboy.

Overwrite dat.txt?
(Yes/No/All) . Who is it who asks
Overwrite the file?

Never wanted this.
I wished to be lumberjack.
Cool pine-scented air.

Once upon a time,
there was a fair Princess, whose
story won't fit here.

homicidal rage
ebbs with each short spasm here.
by 4, might be calm.

creamy caramel,
crunchy crumbly cookie--twix!
it's all in the mix!

cow-orkers act odd.
stress drives ops crew to act out.
bitter lake winds blow.

bitter tears splatter.
belief can only endure
first ten minutes each day.

Just what does that mean,
"The fourth way" -- I don't get it
Please explain to me?

when my water's gone
i drink no more, i dry up,
i evaporate.

i have a buddy
my buddy is a big toad
he's flat on the road

reading bad haiku
is much better than working
boss! bring up spreadsheet!

Foot-and-Mouth Outbreak
Makes trip to France less nifty:
Can't bring home cheeses.

My sister is pregnant
With an appleseed. Oh my!
Wish it were a chimp.

Cheese Whiz

Artificial cheese
Aerosol delivery
What a strange yellow

yes, it's *bad*haiku
not good poetry for anal
retentive assholes

haiku self-sustain
5-7-5: nothing more!
3 verse haiku bad

I think I will drink
alone this saint paddys day
avoid amatuers

charges, cover bands
in faux irish pubs, too clean.
plastic ferns on walls.

I guess it's a sign
that I am a closet alky
who hates the US.

St. Patty's Day is here!
Soon on the wall of some bar
a big green vomit

This, High wondering
Thus, my mind is confused
I have to choose

Ponder: is it bad
to try to write *good* poems
for bad hiaku's lines?

here comes guinnessmas
st. pat, sooty chimney slide
cheers! pog mo thoin!

the tao with a name
is not formless as the tao
is not the true way

genie in bottle
warbles "Rub me the right way"
...drop it on concrete