Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

you see that planet?
i'm going to blow it up!
i'll use my laser
Haiku # 6704, March 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Ray guns and Helmets
Of the Twenty Fourth And A
Half Century Beyond!
Haiku # 6703, March 14, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
do not do it, luke.
don't kiss her. push her away!
she is your sister!
Haiku # 6702, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
Going, for the show, not
Realtime anymore, Error
Blue Screen of Death
Haiku # 6701, March 14, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
resistance? futile.
i'm locutus. you will be
assimilated.
Haiku # 6700, March 14, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
luke, i'm your father.
join me. come to the dark side.
together, we'll rule.
Haiku # 6699, March 14, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
the final frontier:
space. these are our voyages.
boldly going, gone.
Haiku # 6698, March 14, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by thegrue of Cleveland, OH
IT will change every
aspect of our lives and bill
will make more money
Haiku # 6697, March 14, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of austin
Let's change the subject.
Make all your haiku about
futuristic stuff
Haiku # 6696, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Sixteen Pence One
See now its war, Today I
Feel Content Sir
Haiku # 6695, March 14, 2001 5:41 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Nicholson busts in
on Bud wazup guys and says
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH!!!!"
Haiku # 6694, March 14, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Watch Ellen Ripley
jump inside the loader and
whoop alien ass
Haiku # 6693, March 14, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
This is for 9th moon
who asked what the fourth way means.
It's after way three
Haiku # 6692, March 14, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Thank you Omar
You are king lord master cool
Father my children
Haiku # 6691, March 14, 2001 5:17 pm ET
by Coolmar of Atlanta, GA
Roosters, Hens, and Chicks,
when they use their beaks to type,
do they hunt and peck?
Haiku # 6690, March 14, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
beads trickle
down along the floor
hopes broken
Haiku # 6689, March 14, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by redbeard
who, among us, sees
the way the fool sees the world
cheats: express check out
Haiku # 6688, March 14, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the future's made of
virtual insanity
says Jamiroquai
Haiku # 6687, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
Minesweeper High Score.
How deftly you elude me
Shit! here comes the boss!
Haiku # 6686, March 14, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by rambis
as always -
find a fun action;
beat to death.
Haiku # 6685, March 14, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
almost five eastern!
the time of resurrection!
cast off this desk-thorn
Haiku # 6684, March 14, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
pens. pencils. stapler.
files. papers. paper clips. tape.
the clock is ticking.
Haiku # 6683, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
4pm Central.
At last I shrug off work cares.
Dust behind me drifts.
Haiku # 6682, March 14, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
thank you janis
for electronic haven
from work disasters
Haiku # 6681, March 14, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
work is pain is home
i sleep through my days awake
this will never end
Haiku # 6680, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
which is not to say
that a poop joke now and then
is beyond my reach
Haiku # 6679, March 14, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
vent holy despair;
work is much pain, but my home
is even more pain
Haiku # 6678, March 14, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
words cast into void;
sound of nonsense much better
than tone of my toughts.
Haiku # 6677, March 14, 2001 4:46 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
time shortens
my patience for work
agro boy
Haiku # 6676, March 14, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by redbeard
goo the pee hog, lick
on alen and Eve, then lick
the pus vents maget
Haiku # 6675, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by gr of ttpenisreed(
sun hides in grey wrap;
taunting, teasing, promising warm joy;
flowers die waiting
Haiku # 6674, March 14, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
friend lost badge at show;
when asked for whom she worked, said,
"Vivid Video"
Haiku # 6673, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
somewhere outside here
the sun sets steadily down
i won't see daylight
Haiku # 6672, March 14, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
days do drift
time drags, mind drags too.
working now
Haiku # 6671, March 14, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by redbeard
my workday drifts by
rastered electronflicker
retinal delight
Haiku # 6670, March 14, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
the day passes, lost.
think of all the time wasted;
love could have been made.
Haiku # 6669, March 14, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
The seasons pass, lost.
Think of the time wasted here!
Work could be finished.
Haiku # 6668, March 14, 2001 3:34 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
Thnak you, memepool com.
Once more web delight soothes me.
Lotus blossoms bloom soft.
Haiku # 6667, March 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
The Dow that can be
Shown is not the true Dow. Breathe.
Bite me, traderboy.
Haiku # 6666, March 14, 2001 3:09 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Overwrite dat.txt?
(Yes/No/All) . Who is it who asks
Overwrite the file?
Haiku # 6665, March 14, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Never wanted this.
I wished to be lumberjack.
Cool pine-scented air.
Haiku # 6664, March 14, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Once upon a time,
there was a fair Princess, whose
story won't fit here.
Haiku # 6663, March 14, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by oimoi of Boston
homicidal rage
ebbs with each short spasm here.
by 4, might be calm.
Haiku # 6662, March 14, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
creamy caramel,
crunchy crumbly cookie--twix!
it's all in the mix!
Haiku # 6661, March 14, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
cow-orkers act odd.
stress drives ops crew to act out.
bitter lake winds blow.
Haiku # 6660, March 14, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
bitter tears splatter.
belief can only endure
first ten minutes each day.
Haiku # 6659, March 14, 2001 2:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Just what does that mean,
"The fourth way" -- I don't get it
Please explain to me?
Haiku # 6658, March 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by 9thmoon of Seattle
when my water's gone
i drink no more, i dry up,
i evaporate.
Haiku # 6657, March 14, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by thegrue of cleveland, oh
i have a buddy
my buddy is a big toad
he's flat on the road
Haiku # 6656, March 14, 2001 2:44 pm ET
by Jeff Russ of Cincinnati
reading bad haiku
is much better than working
boss! bring up spreadsheet!
Haiku # 6655, March 14, 2001 2:33 pm ET
by tonedeaf of fl
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