Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77465 Haiku later...

Us, no more, dear friend,
All Your Base Are Belong To.
Old joke must die now.
Haiku # 6764, March 15, 2001 12:26 am ET
by sra of Portland
Chocolate ain't bad.
I like it when my dog licks
My ass-"chocolate"
Haiku # 6763, March 15, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Think about chocolate
Think about its smell and taste
Yum yum yum yum yum
Haiku # 6762, March 15, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Andie of Los Angeles
You guys must drop ass
all the time to complain so.
I'm not like that - yea!
Haiku # 6761, March 15, 2001 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Fumes of gas surround,
soul begs for deliverance!
Where's that bad haiku?
Haiku # 6760, March 15, 2001 12:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Here's a great idea!
Go to goatse.cx now,
An feel enlightened.
Haiku # 6759, March 15, 2001 12:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Mobiles are worth risk -
I am addicted to them,
like a damn junkie.
Haiku # 6758, March 15, 2001 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mobile phone ring-ring -
Can feel the radiation...
Argh! Gonads are dead.
Haiku # 6757, March 15, 2001 12:00 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Gaseous,unfriendly
plumes of methane evilness.
Please try to contain.
Haiku # 6756, March 14, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by PT of CHI
Beans are killers, true.
But so is Coke - sweet to drink
But vile to spew out.
Haiku # 6755, March 14, 2001 11:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Oops, I have failed here.
An extra syllable in
My last post. Damn it!
Haiku # 6754, March 14, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
i don't fart too much -
i stay away from the beans
no bad smells from me!
Haiku # 6753, March 14, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Farting may be common
But not if to excess, my friend.
Just stay far from me.
Haiku # 6752, March 14, 2001 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
Flatulence, my friend,
is a human failure. But
qite normal, you know?
Haiku # 6751, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Oooohh. I'm so funny.
His name is funny cause it's "Dick."
Like, you know, "penis!!!"

I'm mature today!
(Kid, here's a little lesson -
SHUT UP YOU ASSWIPE!!!)
Haiku # 6750, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of www.goatse.cx
where there is a dick
and a bush, you know someone
is gonna get screwed
Haiku # 6749, March 14, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do it to yourself,
just you, you and no one else
that's what really hurts
Haiku # 6748, March 14, 2001 11:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"No! Don't Jump Bo-Teet!"
David Keith, actor,savant
Confused with Arli$$
Haiku # 6747, March 14, 2001 11:48 pm ET
by PT of CHI
jumbo jet fly high
passengers tight as sardines
why not DVT?
Haiku # 6746, March 14, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
Someone posts on farts,
Constantly. Quite pathetic.
I pity you, gas man.

Haiku # 6745, March 14, 2001 11:46 pm ET
by Sweet like roses of www.goatse.cx
george w bush and
dick cheney - do I sense a
sexual theme here?
Haiku # 6744, March 14, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by fingerfood of singapore
slice like a ninja
cut me like a razorblade
so fast all the D

Js say damn if rhyme
were a drug i'd sell it by
the gram
Haiku # 6743, March 14, 2001 11:33 pm ET
by burning them of CT
blood orange peel sliced
with a razorblade, flesh and
spray and dripping scent
Haiku # 6742, March 14, 2001 11:24 pm ET
by cramjammed of new haven
Be Always Drunken,
Nothing else matters. That is
the only question.
Haiku # 6741, March 14, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Not Baudelaire of http://beerho.com/
radiohead is
a great band, even in the
hakiu based format.
Haiku # 6740, March 14, 2001 11:20 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
Fuck, I'm ready to do
something drastic, get me out
of the damn workplace.
Haiku # 6739, March 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Pat of http://beerho.com/
WorldCom is dying
Taking UUNET down too
Bernie is a fool.
Haiku # 6738, March 14, 2001 11:17 pm ET
by UUNET Employee of Ashburn
falling failing (i
dont know Wittgenstein) slipping
Whatever - language!
Haiku # 6737, March 14, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Falling for angels
Until you find you're really
Falling for devils
Haiku # 6736, March 14, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Falling
sweetness, I'm joking
when I say you should have been
bludgeoned in your bed
Haiku # 6735, March 14, 2001 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"I love you so much,"
He's told me a million times
Who cares anymore??
Haiku # 6734, March 14, 2001 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cams. loathed cams. urgh.
teachers who don't give a damn
kill me with your work
Haiku # 6733, March 14, 2001 10:56 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Hating you and me
Thoughts of murder, thoughts of greed
All lay in between
Haiku # 6732, March 14, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
I keep falling down
I keep passing out when I
see a face like you
Haiku # 6731, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No one dares to care
If I cry, if I don't cry
Caring makes no change
Haiku # 6730, March 14, 2001 10:46 pm ET
by Mentally Disturbed
Leave the quilt alone
Do you want to disturb
The farts underneath?
Haiku # 6729, March 14, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by Really Burned Man of Texas
Jealousy. Hatred.
He loves you, he loves me not
Seeing what's not there
Haiku # 6728, March 14, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Flatulent air
Vibration of couch pillow
Will this be the last?
Haiku # 6727, March 14, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Chandaman of Texas
Voluminous fart
boils forth under the bedspread
wife chokes heads downstairs
Haiku # 6726, March 14, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
horses wearing coats
what is this world coming to?
mister ed in fur
Haiku # 6725, March 14, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by The Fourth Way of seattle
the deadly wind chill
seeps into my goretex coat
it is freon cold
Haiku # 6724, March 14, 2001 9:43 pm ET
by mr horse of horstralia
You are so witty
but that's what the site is for
such is the cruel life.
Haiku # 6723, March 14, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Me
Haiku # 6722, March 14, 2001 9:02 pm ET
by Who? of Space
ack! mullets everywhere!
must destroy, i mumble to
myself, on the bus
Haiku # 6721, March 14, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by mylez
homophobes are just
pissed because they can not get
laid, i told the fucks
Haiku # 6720, March 14, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Mylez
Geneva get your
cookies off. Girl Scouts s'posed to
be cunt-roll models.
Haiku # 6719, March 14, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by boo







A kinky name for
a little heap of dirt. The name?
Bald Knob Mountain.
Haiku # 6718, March 14, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by mellie
:::good~vibes:::good~vibes::: i
have :::good~vibes::: for ev'ryone
more where those came from
Haiku # 6717, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by ;)
'technology' is
4 syllables. not even
right for short haiku.
Haiku # 6716, March 14, 2001 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No reason to cry
You did it to yourself, fond
Aren't you of women?
Haiku # 6715, March 14, 2001 7:12 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
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